350 Threads Of Unbreakable Bond:We Are The Dare Devils

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sajni786

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Posted: 13 years ago

#71

Shilpu: Dekha tum logo ne🤓...

Niks: *jaw dropped a little* Wahi na...Gucci ke chashme ...Calvin Klein ka hat??😍 M still figuring out where belt is from...maybe D&G...dress toh Versace he ...guaranteed!!😆

Arpu: And I can only see a live shooting of Nirma Washing Powder🤣🤣...infact I can hear BG chorus : "Washing powder nirma...washing powder nirma...doodh si safedi ...nirma se aayi"🤪🤣🤣🤣

Shilpu: Gaye bhess paani mein!🤔 Arre nalayako...dont u see she is all dressed in white and black???😲

Arpu: Haan toh wen did we say we so interested in a female version of MJ??🤣🤣

NIks: Exactly...I am toh more interested in those Armaani gloves n Jimmy Choo handbag😍🤣🤣

Shilpu: Doob maro bhess wale pani mein tum dono😡😡...Arre akal ke dushman...ankhen kholo aur dekho🤓...she is completely dressed like her character...U know gujju ma bole toh..."Kaaru dhoru"😲😲...aka black n white...matlab...safed bartan mein kaali daal😲😲😲???

*Arpu and Niks spurt out their drinks...pop our their eyes...look at each other...look back at the PJ...look back at each other*😲😲

Arpu and Niks together: OH TERI!!😲

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sajni786

@sajni786

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Posted: 13 years ago

#72

UPSTAGE

*Arpu and Niks at the Mike with a witty look😈 while Shilpu is all innocent trying to fit herself in*

Arpu: U know Niks...I cannot seem to understand this concept of milk giving in Hindi daily soaps...I mean why does the dulhan have to take a glass of milk in the bedroom during her c-nite??

Niks: Its not so much practised nowadays tho arpu😳

Arpu: Ya but its still there...take a look at the Shilpu ka HC wala kicked out show Tere Liye...There too Taani took a glass of milk for Onu😕😆😆...

Shilpu: Ahhh...Tere Liye...M getting nostalgic😍 ..

Niks: Maybe thats why the show got kicked out🤣🤣

Arpu: Oh ho...come on na Niks...get serious...* Arpu signals Niks about their mischief thot*😉 I really want to know!!😉

Shilpu: *all innocently* Me too me too😳😳...

Niks: Its simple...milk is good for health Arpu😉🤣🤣...its gives a "G-O-O-O-O-O-D" night sleep esp after the hefty wedding schedule🤣🤣...plus its good source for calcium...and u know how calcium is important for "BONES n FLESH"😉😉😉🤣🤣

Arpu: *all playing innocent* Oh Really...hmmm...and I was thinking it was part of "some" ritual😉🤣🤣

Niks: Nahhh...No ritual is needed...The Milk takes it own "course"🤣🤣

*Shilpu by now got the jist of pusedo language Niks and Arpu were using*

Shilpu: *Starts singing in an angry child mode*😡😡 Chota bacha jaan ke humko na samjhana re...Akal ka kacha samajh ke humko na samjhana re...na dhin dhinna na dhin dhinna nach nacha denge😡😡😡 *and shilpu almost jumps on Arpu and Niks*

Niks: Arre arre Shilpu😲😲...take a chill pill yaar...Why U getting so hyper???😒

Shilpu: Coz I know where u guys were trying to get to with this milk talk!!😡

Arpu: Leh...wat were we trying to do???😈🤔

Niks: Exactly...Wat were we trying to do Shilpu...we were only talking about milk and its side effects😳🤣🤣

Arpu: Haan wahi toh...Ab tune kya samjha...that toh u know😉...we were simply talking about "milk"🤣🤣

*both Niks and Arpu giggle on the side*

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arp04srocks

@arp04srocks

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Posted: 13 years ago

#73

Shilpu Takes Center Stage with the Mic

Exactlyyy...Tune Kya Socha Yeh Toh Tu hi Jaane...Pyari talli nikammis n still to be tallied Nikammes🤣🤣...This is the tagline that best describes this PJ...who is the youngest of all yet the most cleverest of all😎...Reading is her hobby and maybe thats where she gets her inspirations of imaginations as well😲🤣🤣...Sometimes I think...she is over obsessed with her reading thus in anxiety reads "between the lines" as well 🤣🤣🤣🤣. Her love for Mills n Boons n rom coms are very phamous in the AT...tho recently her wild thots and knowledge that have surfaced have left lots of the older PJs ashamed of their knowledge 🤣🤣🤣
She is wat we can call "Chota packet bada Dhamaka" 🤣🤣🤣

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arp04srocks

@arp04srocks

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Posted: 13 years ago

#74

Arpu Joins In With Another Mic

And we are today going to honor this chota sa packet who brings in with her such spontaneity and such bubbles that it threatens to totally create ripples even in the gutters 🤣🤣🤣Her fantasies leaves everyone saying "oo lala oo lala" and her ideologies remind us of Mujhra Mansi from Punar Vivah who always seem to lving under neon light effects. 🤣🤣
This award had been carefully chosen by the judges for her coz this PJ have mastered the art of diverting every topic in this zone and her fast growing love for fruits esp strawberries with whipped cream have compelled n convinced the judges that this award will only elevate her fantacies...tho it scares them also coz we might just end up viewing "award" in a totally diff "Ball" game.🤣🤣🤣

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Nikita

@nikita_88

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Posted: 13 years ago

#75

Presenting

And b4 we have yet another evolution of the word "awards"😲🤣🤣, we quickly get on to honoring n presenting this "prestigious" award for being such a deserving candidate in this category n helping other nikammi PJs killing n flying pages with her "innovative"..."juicy" and "fruitlicious" thots n ideas🤣🤣...
With that said...here's presenting...

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Nikita

@nikita_88

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Posted: 13 years ago

#76

ACCEPTANCE SPEECH

My mum would be so proud right now 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

Thank you ! Thank you very much for this prize 😭😭

I am absolutely overwhelmed with emotions.

I would like to thank Nikkie di,Arpu di and Shilpu di not only for giving me the award but also for encouraging my gutter mind with their equally gutter thoughts 🤣 🤣 🤣I love you all 🤗 🤣 I would like to thank tight pants and Rub away for all my gutterness 🤣 🤣

So rub away guys and enjoy the awards 😉

P.S-Great show guys 🤗

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sajni786

@sajni786

Stunner

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Posted: 13 years ago

#77

Shilpu: OKKK...So how's everyone doing so far???😳😳

Niks: Shilpu why u even asking that...m sure those dat have received their awards already are mapping their directions towards our neck😲

Arpu: Exactly...n m not even going to waste time in doing backstage rehearsals for the remainder half coz I got more important things I need to do b4 I bid my adieu to planet earth🤔😒

Shilpu: Heh???😕 biding adieu???😕Arpu...Niks...arre why u guys getting so overly nervous n scared??? There aint nada happening like dat yaar...Dont u know...Problems ka Solution ka doosra naam is Shilpu😉😉😉

Arpu and Niks together: *With confused looks n scratching heads* SOLUTION????

Shilpu: Yup

*Shilpu begins her announcement*

Shilpu At CenterStage with Mic

Nikammisss...Nikammas and baaki bache in between category wale🤣🤣...btw do we even have any???😲🤣🤣 Kher...I hope all of u are having a ride of ur life tonight at this award function...and even tho I know u wud not want to but we wud defo still want to force an INTERMISSION at this point coz we really do care for those chairs u are sitting on🤣🤣 as we dont want u to pollute it with ur bodily toxins🤢 So take it out at a shareef khana,😳🤣🤣 which ofcourse we have arranged for u.😉🤣🤣 Also we care for the sanity of everyone here so we have arranged for some in between entertainments...refreshments...and some interesting booth camps while u stretch those otherwise weight gaining limbs of urs.🤣🤣 And with this said...I announce an :

Arpu: Smarttt...yaani she made everyone leave for sometime n cool off😲👏

Niks: Nope...she arranged for them to go n get talli so they can come back n enjoy without our lives being in danger🤣

Niks and Arpu Together: Aha...SHAATIRRR 🤣

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sajni786

@sajni786

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Posted: 13 years ago

#78

Please Make Way to the Shareef Khana aka Bobby Darlings Relief Rooms😳😳🤣🤣🤣🤣

They are prity POSH from the inside as well😳😳🤣🤣🤣

So please ensure to maintain posh hygiene n flush those unwanted particles...😡😡🤣🤣🤣🤣

Bobby Darling Relief Room are very dear to us...Hope u enjoyed ur visit here😳😳🤗

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sajni786

@sajni786

Stunner

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Posted: 13 years ago

#79

BAR LOUNGE

*Hoarding Posted Reading as Follows*

With the introduction to some new innovative awards functions along with recently developed new frank side to many PJs...we have decided to introduce to u 3 new drinks on the SPECIAL MENU and with extra bonus offer of a new SHOT as well...So yes do check them out🤣🤣🤣
We aint gonna ask u to try to this if u like coz we are simply going to force it down ur throats n expect u to get talli with immediate effect🤣🤣🤣

SPECIAL DRINKS OF THE NIGHT

1. CHICHODA-RITA

History of this drink is directly proportional to the the PJs of this Posh Palace as each of the PJs have this quality instilled in them along with DNAs🤣🤣🤣

2. PANTS DOWN

This is the new summer drink invented for this season as televisions go thru a serious metamorphosis and we get to witness hormonal fluctuations in heros causing stalking...tight pants or simple rub aways 🤣🤣🤣

3. Sh-Arp-Nik Kolada

The name of this drink I wud reckon explains the janam kundali of it. Its an experimented version with 99.99% hit rate of success by none other than ur hosts...ghosts n dosts for tonight...A NOT TO MISS drink 🤣🤣🤣

Anddd FINALLY we have the BONUS OFFER on the MENU and its called

BANA-RANGE SHOT😲😲😲

Again the name shud be able to give u the entire chemical biology of it but still for some confused souls out there...This shot is basically an infusion of active ingredients of a BANANA and some more hyper active ingredients of an ORANGE mixed with lots of other wild berries that were fermented n extracted n then set into machines to be processed with lots of infinite hard liquor...
In short...its TO DIE FOR shot!!!! So U can die but please do not forget to have this shot b4 u do so ...🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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sajni786

@sajni786

Stunner

+ 3

Posted: 13 years ago

#80

Welcome to Food-istaan

OK so we dont want ya all to be passing out with overdosage of those drinks n shots...altho we know they are simply IRRESISTABLE.🤣🤣This intermission is strictly meant for "Refuelling n Re-energzing"🤣🤣which means we need those "to be or not to be" beautiful n properly packed butts🤣🤣 back on its chairs and thus we in total control have arranged for all the goodies that will ensure u all ya weighted back down. For some of u...it will shock the eyeballs out😲😲 of ya coz some items will be those that are banned on regular basis but is out on this seasonal offer once again due to heavy demand.😳😳🤣🤣

SNACKS ON THE LIST

1. First up we some MAGGI to get u guys
rolling n balling and begin twisting those brain cells
even further than wat the drinks n shots did 🤣🤣

Courtsey of the SNACK: IPKKND and Niks for the invention😉😉🤣

2. Next we have the ever green chole bhatures dat created the first bhook hartal in the AT 😛😛🤣🤣

and not to mention it even dared to give serious competition to the Band Baja Baarat team for introducing confused nouns like soorma batore.🤣🤣🤣🤣

3. NO guesses for this one😳...coz its sure to create water fountains in ur mouth since the saliva glands will tell u in ur face..."tu toh ainvayi ainvayi loot gaya"🤣🤣🤣

4. We have not forgotten those angrez ke zamane ke jailers oops PJs as well🤣🤣🤣... so we have been kind to include an Italian corner as well...as we love VARIETY😎😎...so u have choices here:

Spagetthi

Lasgna

Macroni n Cheese And ofcourse PIZZAA

5. Definitely NOT ...we aint leaving out this recently included item on the list which was basically derived from integral n differentials of Rub Away Mixes on Munchy show🤣🤣🤣 that further caused the infusion of this FUSION masala called SAMBHAAR NOODLES.🤣🤣🤣

OOPSSSYY!!!...Sorry we are yet

experimenting the look of this item Sambhar + Noodles = Sambhar Noodles🤣🤣

...we have a design look
mapped out tho!! 🤣🤣

6. Last but not the least...we cannot complete the list without including the highly BANNED foods for its after all a seasonal offer extended for limited time only.😳🤣🤣🤣🤣

And we are totally not going to miss out on the dessert psuedo-raga mix to get in the final KICK!!😈 😈

And with those in ur tummies now...please begin to make ur way back towards the podium and dont forget to stop by the some booth camps set ups for ur creative interests😳...M sure they will be gripping n for investment details...please contact Arpu.🤣🤣🤣

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