Originally posted by: tanthya
To My friends ,
MY POST on IPKKND !!
Hola & Good Morning to the world !! 😃
Today's Main Headlines :
Com(e)plan to be banned !!
New courses are introduced in all the colleges
Lassi fever affects parts of India, Scientists scurrying to find Vaccine .
Books on parenting written by eminent author Shashi; released by Shyam...
FLASH NEWS
* Prayers held all over the world ;
An immediate and impromptu prayers were held all over the world for scheduling daily meetings for IP's esteemed and much loved Member , Nadzgirl..for it has come to the notice of many a person's that whenever Nadzgirl has a scheduled meeting in her office, The IP-ians are assured of getting a sizzling, zinger of an episode... Hearing this, large scale worship and prayers went up for Nadzgirl's to have a scheduled meeting every other day..🤣
News in Detail
Complan the health drink that supposedly helps a boy to grow up over night is to be banned.Our special correspondent reports from 10, janpath.. That there was a distraught anonymous midnight call to the PM, the Party President, to the HM which shrilly and in a chickeny voice insisted that the com(e)plan should be scrapped ... Fed up by the number of calls and wanting a peaceful Nights sleep..The council of ministers banned Complan foods.The HM handed over the case of finding the ID of the caller to the CBI, who found that it was from a certain Mrs.Manorama from Mumbai... It was later clarified that Mrs.Manorama was agitated over the Come-plan where substitute girls took over temping jobs, enticed and cast a spell on the sons of the house leading to rebellion against the parents...The Govt assured Mrs.Manorama that the govt will look into this matter at the earliest..
Owing to the growing, vociferous demands bordering on violence , All colleges have decided to introduce a course on Dupatta's...wherein the girls will be taught how to make the duppattas fly and fall at their chosen person's feet, How to produce sudden and correct amount air [hawa] to propel the dupatta to the concerned Person, How to stand bashfully covering oneself for full 5 mins ..whilst the boy's are being taught how to pick the dupatta from the ground and hand it over to their manpasand Girl or how to sidestep an unwanted dupatta.. The course also tries to teach the boys to desist from ogling when the dupatta does fall down but so far this lesson is not being learnt ..
After the cases of Chikungunya, Dengue..it is now the turn of Lassi fever to affect parts of India...According to the Medical council, The fever is particularly virulent and affects youths of 16-25...In this fever, The boys drink up glasses of Lassi, sprout a Lassi Moustache ..Go and stand in front of a beautiful girl hoping to get their Lassi moustache wiped off by the soft hands of this beautiful girls...They become uber angry when the girls refuse to wipe and begin glaring at the girls, causing great distress to the girls... .The medical council is frantically looking for a cure whilst the Diary people are laughing their way to the bank ...
A book on Parenting , with parenting tips, suggestion was released by Mr.Shyam , the would be bigamist, liar par excellence ..The book was written by the greatest authority on parenting , the Numero Uno Detective Mr.Shashi... In an interesting sidelight, during the function, Mr.Shashi & Mr.Shyam could barely take eyes off each other leading to a speculation that something might be brewing between this two !!!
Aaj ki Samachar yahin pe Samapth ... The next News Bulletin will be around 8PM - 11Pm..
Till Then..Good Day 😃
CID
