..:AdDa:.. CC#9 - Page 6

Clothing Store | Philadelphia, PA, USA

(I'm ringing up a customer and notice her last name is the same as mine. I have a very uncommon last name, so I made the mistake of mentioning this…)

Me: "Your last name is [name]? Mine, too. Wonder if we're related?" *chuckle*

Customer: *very serious* "What is your name?"

Me: "Oh, I was joking, we're not related; almost all of my family lives up in New England."

Customer: *more serious* "What is your name?"

Me: "Uhhh…I'm no–"

Customer: "Do you have a brother named [brother's name]?"

Me: "Yes, actually…"

Customer: "Is your mother [mom's name]?"

Me: "Uh, yeah…"

Customer: "And your father's name is [my estranged father's name]?"

Me: "Well, he's my biological father, yes."

Customer: *sticks out hand* "Nice to meet you, I'm your step-mother!"

(The entire line of about a dozen people behind her gasps, like they were watching a soap opera.)

Me: "Oh, God…please don't tell my father I work here."

Customer: "You know why your father left your mother, right?"

Me: "Uh…no?"

Customer: "Because she cheated on him with [my stepfather]!"

(The line behind her gasps again.)

Me: "Oh, okay…"

Customer: "You know, your father is very heartbroken about you. You've grown up to be such a beautiful young woman. You should call him and talk to him just so he can see how you're doing."

Me: "Actually, we don't–"

Customer: "You and I need to go out for coffee sometime. I have a lot of stories to tell you."

Me: "Okay, well–"

Customer: "I promise, I'm not an evil stepmother. Well, I'll see you later, sweetie!" *bounces out the front door*

Me: *speechless*

Next customer: "Sweetie, are you okay?"

Me: *still speechless*

Next customer: "Why don't you take a break? We don't mind waiting."

Entire line: "No! Go take a break!"

Me, to my boss: "Hey, I'm taking a break. I'll be back in–"

Boss: "For God's sake, go home! I'll see you on Monday."

hi parm :)

kat- read this 🤣 🤣 🤣

Adda Annex: @kat- i look so fattt!!! mom needs to stop feeding me so much .. HAAATHI

ROFL he accepted it.ROFL btw it is so cute ;) ROFL

🤣 ur karannnnnnnnnnnnn is so funny 🤣

@anjana di-pehle nahi bata sakte the 😡 😆 🤗 yipeeeeeeeeeeeeeee😃

Anjana...PKB ko moral support dekar mein khud become immoral!!!!😆😆😆 kya faltuness hai! I cant take it!!

An...agar you want to give punishment for those who dont do homework..make them watch PKB! doobara galti se bhi h/w miss nahin karenge!!!🤣🤣🤣

arrey yaar meri manager ko kalti karne ke kuch ideas doh!! fevicol ke taraah uski aankhen mere laptop par chipki hui hoti hai!!😡😡😡

i'l PM her..

An: i aint going anywhere...bus class shaayed bunk karoo gi :D i had this habit earlier...writing sumthing...then looking at it after a week to see how i can make it better :)

abhi ye reason nahi hey...just like that...i want to bunk and pretend *ducks*

An - darling my daddy is trying to marry me off again🤣... but, i wanna wife not husband🤔 (Someone who will do my laundry, serve me breakfast in bed, wash all the dishes, and raise de kids). Any dad's latest namunaa might keep me etertained or bored for the next while... 🤣🤣🤣 Me need to examine specimen for flaws!

Jks apart, i gtg do work - something due today but, will drop by later

😡😡😡 Arshiyaa ki bachiii! tu baaz nahin aayegi!!😛😛 kahaa likha yeh? aww itna doobla doobla toh hai!😳😛😛