*Incognito Critics* #80 l Invite Only l - Page 4

What is up my HoMiE GeE's?!

P.S. - This is Zainab in case I need to refresh memories. Wait, I mean this is the vice spirit that doesn't let her friends nor enemies reside in peace. *Evil grin*

My cell number is 678 - 999- 8212. Please call me. Someone. Anyone. Now. Like Now.

So what is happening here? Are you all alive? Are you all still breathing? Did I manage to kill anyone?

OHHHHH OHHHHHH OHHHHHH is SOHAAA back yet? I am going to be contouring for the first time. Please bless me NOW. (It took me ages to find the highlighter stuff. It was also hella expensive. The lady from Sephora probably ripped me off.)

Oh and if you all suckas thought I was dead, then too bad, because I am healthier than ever. Hehhheeh. Itni jaldee hum nahin upar jaane waale.

P.S: A pet cat scratched me so I am thinking of suing it. All I have to say is Fire truck you cat.

Thank you.

Wait, OH - EM -GEE. What is this I am hearing? Dev is going to propose to Radhika?! Only if that idiot knew that she has been his wife from a year or so...Now I need to run and inform this garma garam news to my Maa. I should suggest the creatives to have Radhika marry her Bau-jee and Dev marry his Dadi. Oh and Radhika is like a BAAAAD woman. She is married to Dev and Kanaa at the same time.

P.S. - I love dentists. Now only if I can figure out how to trap one and then marry him. I am set for life after that.

Hmm what else. Oh I entertained a bajallion cousins of mine by forcing them to watch RKS. Now they all love me.

College. Yikes! Oh my!

Oh and like I don't know but I got this hideous outfit which I will be wearing on this Saturday despite of knowing how hideous it looks on me. My brother told me that I would appear as a maid or waitress in that outfit. Lets see how it turns out to be. I will put up pictures of it Saturday just for my ESPASHAAAL IC'ians.

What else...

I can't remember.

Now this is VERY interesting.

Rumor has it that Jackie Shroff's wife first saw Katrina Kaif on the streets of London, protistuting. Ayesha Shroff then casted her for Kaif's first movie Boom. Then the whole "having an Indian father and British father" was added. This adds to the rumor.

You discovered Katrina Kaif. Is she still in touch with you?

Not really. We met at a party once and just greeted each other.

• Did you change her surname?

She had an English surname, which was not easy to pronounce. She is not Katrina Kaif originally. She is Katrina Turquotte. We wanted to give her a surname which would be accepted by the Indian audience. First we thought of naming her Katrina Kazi, but then we thought Kazi would have a religious overtone. So we thought of Kaif.

• But it is said that she has a Kashmiri father.

If that's what she says, you have to believe her. Her name on her passport that time was Katrina Turquotte.