D3 Crazy Collection

Principal: Hello,Students.Hope you all are doing fine??

Students: Yeah Sir(shouting)

Principal: So heres a good news for you all..(smiling)

Nilesh: zaroor koi guest lecture hoga..budda kitni bolu samaj mein aatha hi nahi that we are not interested in these classes.

Principal: I know we have some amazing writers in our campus.This is an amazing opportunity for those to improve their skills. Mr.Mehra will address you all on Importance of pronunciation today.So be ready(leaves the class)

Nilesh: aaj na iss mehra ko chodenge nahi...(angry)

Vicky: Sacchi yaar hadd...hogayi..ab hum bache thodi na hai ki pronunciation par classes lenge(irritated)

Swayam: Guys be cool...Sir reh rahe na ..it'd be useful for us

Nilesh: Swayam tu chup kar..hume pata hi tu writer and tera jo rose day wala poem hai na tu apne paas rak

Rey: Arrey guys Swayam is right.May be we'd be learning something new.

Sharon: Guys.I think Rey and Swayam are correct.

Vicky: Stop it.Tum logon ko kya lagta hai hum sab tumhari baath sunenge??? AJS...CS...ACS jo bhi ho...aaj tum logon ko hamari baath sunni padegi..what say guys??

Whole class: Yaayyy(shouting)

Rey: parr guys...

Neha: Rey babu telling na you listening all...

Nilesh: So guys suno ..aaj hum uss mehra ko ithana pareshan karenge ki woh hamara college nahi...aur koi college bhi jaana bandh kar dega

Vicky: Yeahhh dude...aaja mehra ...hum tujhe karenge behra...

Nilesh: Swayam tujhe yaad hai na woh gaana jo tujhe gaana hai ???

Swayam: Nil woh bahut embarassing hogayega ...please...

Nilesh: Nahi tujhe ..gaana hi padega..

Vicky: Kaunsa gaana(excitedly)

Nilesh: Wohh surprise hai (winking at Swayam)

Finally Mr.Mehra enters the class.

Mr.Mehra: Hello,guys.So I'm here.Heard a lot about your college.

Nilesh: Yes,Sir...sunenge kyun nahi...its the best college.

Mr.Mehra: I'm sure it is..

Vicky: Yes sir

Mr.Mehra: So lets begin the topic.I'm here to talk about pronunciation today.

Nilesh: Yeah sirrr(sarcastic)

Mr.Mehra: So lets start with basic mistakes which students generally do

Bharat: gaali diya na ...gaali diya na...

Mr.Mehra: So..hm..lets take the example of ORCHID...generally people pronounce it as ORCHID..I mean its not CHI that you use in the word CHEAP..its pronunciation ...is ORCHID ..when you pronounce the sound of the letters C H I ..it should sound as KI...so its ORCHID

Nilesh: ye toh bachon ko bhi pata hai..(to the gang)

Mr.Mehra: Now...lets go to cities...coming to CHICAGO...the sound of the letters C H I here is SHI

Nilesh: Sirr...aap ko genius hai now we all repeat after you sir but with a little change...Guys ORCHID ka KI CHICAGO ka KI banado...now

Entire class: KICAGO KICAGO ...KICAGO.

Mr.Mehra:(almost mad trying to divert the class) Ok Ok ..I understand Now maine suna aap ke class mein bahut ache singers hai so can I have the pleasure to enjoy it

Nilesh:(very happy looking at Swayam) ...Yes ofcourse sir...Swayam hai na..

Swayam:(scared) No sir...sir nahi.

Mr.Mehra: Don't be shy Swayam:

Swayam: No sir please

Mr.Mehra: dekho tumhare college ka reputation ka sawaal hai..

Swayam:(scared to death)

Nilesh: guys come on lets encourage Swayam..aur Swayam humne jo gaana bataya tha wahi gaana gana hai tujhe..

Swayam: nahi dusra wala...please.

Entire Class: Nahiii..come on come on..

Swayam:( to himself Swayam tu toh gaya beta...)tek hai(shouting)

Nilesh: yayy..chal start kar..

Swayam:

Khujli hai bhai khujli hai ...

Khujli hai bhai khujli hai ...

Ye edhar bhi hoti hai

Ye udhar bhi hoti hai..

(listen to this song...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vumMgxBwFH4)

Entire Class: yaaayyy

Nilesh: woh dusra gaana bhi gaa..

Mr.Mehra:(mad) Guys please stop it..

Nilesh: Nahi Sir..abhi Rey ka gaana baaki hai..

Rey: main nahi..nahi..

Entire class: yay...Rey come on comeon..

Rey:Ok(almost shouting)

Kiss me close your eyes and miss me ...I can wet your lips(dairy milk ad)

Mr.Mehra: Guys I'm sorry that I took a class ...Im sorry(leaves the class)

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