~CASians of the Week # 2~ - Page 3

Originally posted by: shyam09

Hehehe. hiii swathi!!!!

Get ready for my questions as well. 😆

Anamika, very smart move.😛

Originally posted by: swathiinduru

Ha shyam😆

Shyam I think we both shouldn't grill each other😆😆

Originally posted by: MuguetDScorpion

Yeaaay 😈

Res will come back with the questions. 😈

Edited 😈 Let's start ! For both of you...

1) Is Swathi or Shyam your real name ? If not may I ask what is it ?

Hello everyone, my real name is Swathiii!! Or is it Shyam ... or is it Bob or eww ... there's a twilight ad on this page. Ugh...

2) If you weren't born Indian, which name would you like to have ?

I was born American ... 😆😆 .. so does this question not apply?

3) What's your age ?

the graceful, youthful age of 23. You sir, are my senior. Pranipranams.

4) Where do you live ?

Caliiiffooorrniiiaaa, along the coast, a mile from the beach, in a house, in a room, far from the kitchen.

5) If India, have you ever lived outside India ? Where and how long ?

Woo! I get to skip one answer! HA TAKE THAT SWATHI

6) Are you single, single ready to mingle, engaged, married ?

I'm single, ready to take on the world.

I'm single, ready to mingle with power.

I'm engaged to loyalty, discipline, and the funnies.

But I'm married to a lovely thing known as destiny.

7) Describe yourself physically.

I have two hands, two arms, two eyes, two ears, two lips, two nostrils, two pairs of 5 fingers and toes, one tongue, some hair, big eyes, round face, and alien like ears.

8) Describe your personality.

Quiet ... reserved ... hopefully funny ... definitely weird ... lots of quirky ... tons of crazy ...

9) What is your best quality ?

I'm extremely easy-going. The world can be invested with zombies trying to eat brains, and there I would be ... relaxing and enjoying life ... mindless shooting any zombie that comes by while I munch on some popcorn and watch some of my favorite shows.

10) What's your worst quality ?

I'm extremely easy-going. The world can be invested with zombies trying to eat brains, and there I would be ... relaxing and enjoying life ... mindless shooting any zombie that comes by while I munch on some popcorn and watch some of my favorite shows.

11) What's your profession ? Why did you choose that and not something else ?

I work at a hotel. Because I'm Indian, a Patel, and if we don't have a hotel, we aren't fit to see the rest of the world, let alone our gujju community. It's a matter of prestige, honor, and dedication. Our crest is a hotel.

12) What did you study for that ? How long was it ?

Nothing ... you live and learn. It's the only fun way to do things.

13) Is it what you always wanted to do ? If not what was your dream job when you were a kid or teenager ?

Oh no, I'm going to become a lawyer cum real estate broker cum business man cum hotel empire creator. I also want to be president so I can kick

14) If you could change your profession, what would it be ? Why ?

Professional trolling. Once you try it, it's a natural high.

15) What did you accomplish till now ?

I accomplished answering 14 of your silly questions. Stop being so serious you nub.

16) What are your plans for the future ?

My plans are to answer these questions, and everyone else's questions, and then working. I think in present-future tense.

17) What are your hobbies ?

Experimenting in the labs, playing with people's minds. Watching movies, singing, playing music, eating, sleeping, band-bajaoing.

18) What are the things you hate to do ?

Doing the dishes. It takes foreverrr.

19) What is your favorite dessert ? What is your favorite chocolate ?

I scream, you scream .. we all scream for ICE CREAM!!!

Favorite Chocolate would probably be Cadbury. I'm not fancy enough to try those Swiss chocolates or anything.

20) What is your favorite Indian dish ? What is your favorite non Indian dish ?

Indian Khana -- Delhi Chaat. The crunchy puri things, the potatos, the chutney, the yogurt... it's a party in my mouth!!

Non-Indian dish - Pizza. No seriously. Give me a slice or two of pizza and I'll be happy and consider you the greatest person in the world. It does have to be good pizza though.

21) Can you cook ? What score will you get if we CASians eat your dishes ? Will we survive ? 🤣

I am an excellent cook. I'll prepare some Shyam-style chaas (mor, mattha, Mooru, majjige, or taak - pick your language) which is different than normal chaas / mor / mattha, etc. and give you some cereal (corn flakes or cheerios or rice krispies) for breakfast. I'll make you a Shyam-style sandwich in the afternoon, and end it with Pizza night! On occasional, I'll treat you to a tostado / taco, or maybe a burrito.

Oh shut up, cook, make, bake ... it all involves something in the kitchen.

Everyone will love it, except you. I'll put lots of lal mirch in your dish. 😆😆😆

22) Can you bake ? If yes then what ? How much do you think you will get from the CASians ?

Bread, pizza, cake, cookies, ... name your dish. I am Chef Shyam.

I expect a 10 out of 10. If I get anything less, I'll force you to eat more and more. Don't mess with crazy!

23) What do you think people like about you ? What do you like about yourself ?

Well, ladies (sadly old ladies only 😭) comment on how beautiful my smile is. Other than that, I'm sort of in my own world so I don't pay much attention to notice. That's what I like about myself ... I'm a dreamer, an achiever, a fee-fi-fever.

24) If you could change one thing about you, what would it be ?

My eyes. Those little ducks are popping out of their sockets. GO BACK IN STUPID EYES.

25) Now I have to go. So ending it here. Will be back soon. Are you ready for that ? 😈

Please ... I am born ready. Yeh toh kuch bi nahi hai.

26) Two last questions. Did you like my questions ? If you had to score me, how much would you give me ?

I'm tempted to say no, just to see if you'll stop asking me questions and spare me. Though, I figure if I say no or anything, then you'll use that to ask me more questions. If I say yes, I'm going to get more questions. If I say no, I'm going to get more questions. I'm going to run away now while yelling 200%!!!

Originally posted by: swathiinduru

The person u r trying to contact s unavailable for one year, for details cal 00000000001

Originally posted by: adhyakumarijha

For shyam

1)If you had a chance of "do-over" in life what would you do differently?

I would stop spending so much money.

2) If you could keep only five possession what would they be?

Desktop, Phone, Calvin and Hobbes comic books, hmm.. that's three. My Harmonium ... four. Oh and my car. Ha. that was easy.

3) If you were a worm how long would you be

It depends. Am I at war with other worms? If I am, I'd like to be a small worm so I can sleep and live my life in peace. If I am not, I'd still like to be a small worm.

4) What is the size of your shoe

My shoe is twice the size of my head, divided by the number of fingers I have, multiplied by the addition of the number of ears, eyes, and hands I have) plus one.

5)What woupd you want to be written on your tombstone?

Here does not lie Shyam. His dead body was actually burned in a funeral pyre but he thought it would be funny to have a tombstone.

6)How old is the oldest cell on your body

I got this. 10. It's old, but not too old. I'm still young you know 😆😆 *fixes imaginary hair*

7)when you looked in the mirror first thing in the morning what was your first thought

Shit, I'm late and tired ... I want to go back to sleep.

8) Biggest nightmare

Dharma refuses your proposal

Or kaurwaki leaves ashok for you.

Dharma refusing my proposal. I can deal with Quackwaki .. wait a second .. she's leaving Ashok for me... that means she will want to romance me. Wait, no .. no ... Dharma still.

To be continued

I look forward to them. *cracks knuckles*

Originally posted by: shyam09

NO NO .. Her number is 9495862253.She is here only... *POINTS*

Swathi, if I'm going down, I'm taking you with me. Let this be a lesson learned. MDS was evil last week, he tricked you into siding with him, made me lose my questions two times, and convinced you to somehow trick Anamika. Had you sided with me, together we could have been grilling BB, or Subha or Adhya.

Originally posted by: shyam09

Oh no no no. I'm not going to let you go that easily Swathi. Prepare for ultimate revenge 😈😈😈

Originally posted by: swathiinduru

Are shyam whose number s this, agar ee sach mein kisi ka number ho tho bechara bali ka bakra banjayega😆

And anu s gud friend of mine from start , but this girl surprised me also😆

no tricks Shyam just thought it ll be fun with u around😆 that's it

We ll grill them next week but I want to add one more name ms.anamika😡