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Note: this is for fun purposes only and is not meant to demean any char of the show or the brilliant actors who play it. So please take it with good humor. So here goes!!!!
There's a massive rebellion in Taxila by a crook named Keechak. People are being mercilessly killed and innocents slaughtered. All morality in Taxila is lost.
Dumbosar (Bindusar) decides to attack Taxila on his own. But Ashok intervenes and states that he would like to go to Taxila. Dumbosar reluctantly agrees.
Scene 1: in Pataliputra
Ashok: Pitashree!! I feel it's the best to go to Taxila via "Vayumarg" (air ways). Keechak and his Sainik will never ever get a hunch of our my extraordinary stupendous plan.
Dumbosar: Aprateem!!! Now that's what I call a plan.
(Pats Ashok's back with Pride)
Ise kehte hain intelligence!!!!😃😃
But Son how will you fly?😕 (Bindusar's tubelight burns)😆
Ashok: Pitashri!! Acharya Chanakya had left me with a "Pushpak Viman" (the one used by Ravan) in his will. And the specialty of this Viman is that it can expand magically to any size based on our requirements.
Dumbosar (thinking): I always knew Acharya was partial towards me.
Dumbosar: Putra ye to badi hi Aprateem yojna hai!!! Permission granted.
Here Helena has sent of a letter using an OWL to Keechak informing him about Ashok's grand plans of launching an aerial attack on Taxila.
Scene 2: Ashok in Space
Ashok and his army crew board the Pushpak Viman and zooommm offf they go in space. Bindusar has tears in his eyes as he sees him off; his chest filled with pride for his son.😆
Meanwhile the pilot of the Viman is poisoned by an infiltrator and he dies an untimely death. Ashok then begins driving the plane "Neil Armstrong" style.
Meanwhile it's shown that the Unani's have provided Keechak with "Flying Carpets" gifted to them by Alladin the Great from Arabia. 🤣
Taxila soldiers guided by the transgender Agnibahu in lead mount the carpets. Agnibahu utters the magical password "Chanchal Chitwan" and zoom up the carpets go.
They are ready for attack.😆
The soldiers on their flying carpets halt Ashok's plane midway and mount a fierce attack on the Pushpak Viman and damage it's wings.
Ashok: Ruk jayiye!! We are going to crash.
A star wars style battle ensues.
Ashok uses his superman powers and summons "divine weapons" (vajra, brahma astra) to launch an attack on the soldiers. The soldiers on the other hand use "Charumitra's Vodoo dolls" to possess Ashok's soldiers.
Ashok's soldiers possessed by Charu's Black Magic commit suicide😆 and he's left all alone on a Viman that's already set on fire.
Agnibahu thinks Ashok is dead and they return to deliver the "Chanchal Chitwan" news to his swami.😆
Scene 3: Karuwaki trapped
Chanakya's ghost from heaven makes an appearance and pulls Ashok out of the crashing plane.
Ashok is now on a parachute lost in space. The soldiers bring the "sword" of CGM (owned by Ashok) to Dumbosar who believes that Ashok is dead and Dumbosar begins to blame himself for Ashok's death.
Dharma is unable to believe this.
Dharma: Samrat. Look at that shining star in the sky. That's our son Ashok. I'm sure he will complete his task and return. 😃👍🏼
Dharma sings: "Chand Chupa Badal Main"🤣
Mera Putra Ashok jeevit hai. Wo awashya lautega.😆
Meanwhile Ashok is about to die due to lack of Oxygen but all of a sudden he is rescued by a beautiful girl (10 year old) who is in a spaceship headed for Taxila. 😆
Ashok looks at Karuwaki and they share a kiddish eyelock. 🥱
Meanwhile Ashok gets into the spaceship and meets Rakshas. On the other hand, Karuwaki is trying to close the spaceship's door after rescuing Ashok,
But due to a sudden jerk, she loses balance and falls off the spaceship. 😆
karuwaki lands on Mars and is trapped there forever 🤣
The spacehip begins to shudder so Ashok deserts the spaceship leaving Rakshas behind in the falling spaceship.
He gets onto an Agni Missile developed by Indian Air Force and launches himself towards Taxila and lands on the terrace of Taxila University.
To be continued ...
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