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" Yeh idea achha hai,......... 'Wanna be' - Bachchan Bahus ko barbaad karne ka !

Koi baat nahin, .......... Karna, Ek ko Tu kar De ! Doosari ko Yeh Arjun kar dega !! "

Salman Bhai to SRK: Abe oh wrong position hai 👎🏼

^^^

" Oh,.. Teri Ki,........Muje , theek se " Yogi - style " play kar ne ko nahin aata ,..... !

aur, iin logon ko,.................................................. !!! "

The older I get, the more cringe on some of SRKs acting, this one isn't as bad though as all the close up of him rubbing himself on Kajol and sniffing her neck 🤮

Reminds me of p*rn vids where someone caughts them making out, and then, he/she sees the whole scene like this ( Sallu's pic) Chupke chupke se, aadha door khol ke, ek ankh se. LMAO. Then, Script accordingly, They end up having threesome. LOOL.

Kkkkkkkkkkk,...... Kiran se le kar, Karishma tak !

Tabla bajaate huye, ustaad Tabalchi !

Sallu : ( thinks.. ) :: uus raat jab main pi kar foot-path pe gaadi chala raha thaa,... tab, yeh log kahaan the ? Dau Fizool ke maar diye, saale !

Sallu thinks,…

[ Mere saath kaam kar ke,.....

Jab, Jeevan mein " Jagruti " laayi, toh shadi ka " Nishaya " bhi maine hi kiya,..... aur uus waqt hi maine fensla kiya ki,.. ki,… " Dulhan hum le jaayenge ! "

......... aur woh meri,.. “ Biwi NO. 1 " bhi bani,......

Ssshhhhhh,..... ( it's between you and me ) Baad mein, uus ne bhi toh, mere saath “ judwaa " kiya,..

Kal tak kaheti rahi,…ki,... “ Hum saath-saath hai,.. “!

Aur,.. aab yeh,… “ Deel toh paagal hai ” waali harkatein, kisi teesare ke saath ? Ouch !

Well,… “ Andaaz apna apna,.." !

" Chal Mere Bhayi ! ",… Sanju,…. Sun raha hai naa !

Lekin, tu bhi dekh le Karishma,.....“ Jeet “ meri hi hogi ! ]