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@Ranbirrocks

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Posted: 8 years ago

#11

Originally posted by: ZulekhaKhan
Ranbir- Conspiracy theorist and think tank!!

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Ranbir could be Bodyguard of Star kids careers, eliminating all competition😎

PS - I finally saw actor's RT and SSR was really annoying. It wasn't RK's fault THIS time.

I am almost similar to RK in liking or disliking people on face, I can't hide my displeasure😆.

Got to find that thread now !!

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Chudailpaapi

@Chudailpaapi

Inactive

Posted: 8 years ago

#12

Originally posted by: Ranbirrocks

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Ranbir could be Bodyguard of Star kids careers, eliminating all competition😎

PS - I finally saw actor's RT and SSR was really annoying. It wasn't RK's fault THIS time.
I am almost similar to RK in liking or disliking people on face, I can't hide my displeasure😆.
Got to find that thread now !!

Did you see RK was eating nicely. I don't think he is allowed nice food any more. My conspiracy (and Anam agrees) is SSR stole some of his food at the start. I agree RK has not taken thekha of liking every one. He needs to be allowed to have his choices. If he is good to someone toh bhi problem, nahi toh bhi problem.

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Don't worry, be happy.

@Ranbirrocks

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Posted: 8 years ago

#13

Grumpy - RS can be actor + your husband . Please marry him and make him wear some decent clothes.

Megs - Both SSR and Ranbir were hogging chocolates like greedy kids . RK's trainer is making him diet . Results are good though .

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Zee_RK

@Zee_RK

Dazzler

Posted: 8 years ago

#14

We have to give it to RK he single handedly made two neighbouring countries on the verge of Nuclear War making a fool out of all politicians and Army Officers on both sides and for what? Just to make his film a Hit and that too with slight margin he is THAT evil you know!!

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Don't worry, be happy.

@Ranbirrocks

Stunner

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Posted: 8 years ago

#15

Ranbir kapoor : Politician ( since he is good at Gossiping,Sabotaging and Maligning others)

Oyee Grumpy, Has Ranbir stolen your chocolate? Entire BW is Saint , akaal Toh sirf RK meii hai naa !!
I don't wanna fight today, so Be Befikre 😉

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Chudailpaapi

@Chudailpaapi

Inactive

Posted: 8 years ago

#16

Nobody can be saint and reach no 1. If RK is half the politician then he will reach the top and be like See you down at bottom losers...👏

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Erika

@roni_berna

Stunner

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Posted: 8 years ago

#17

Ranveer Singh - Bar Tender

Varun Dhawan - Joker

Kangana Ranaut - Fiction Writer

Deepika Padukone - Dancer

Anushka Sharma - Athlete

Tiger Shroff - Choreographer

Sushant Singh Rajput - Mechanic

Kareena Kapoor - Politician

Karan Johar - Adult Comedian

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1096542

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Posted: 8 years ago

#18

Based on personality...hmm..tricky..let me try my hand..

Ranveer Singh - since he has such an "energetic" personality..might as well harvest it ..

so i think he'd be a mad scientist who takes nuts (1 pair at a time 😉) and rubs them together hard enough to create useful energy...

like this..

Varun Dhawan - another Mad Scientist trying to clone Bhai and Govinda and then create a love-child from those two

Kangana Ranaut - Member of the Russian punk rock band Pussy Riot

Deepika Padukone - earth's negotiator to aliens

Tiger Shroff - running an NGO for permanently damaged kids whose parents named them after animals

SSR - Truck Driver

Karan Johar - Sex therapist

Ranbir Kapoor - major stake-holder in Barca FC or Leo Messi's servant

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Edited by rajranbirshashi - 8 years ago

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@DobbyDeol

Stunner

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Posted: 8 years ago

#19

Originally posted by: Chudailpaapi
Suggest alternative job outside of Acting / directing based on their personality 😉
No modeling contracts either...😆

Ranveer Singh- Circus ka Joker

Varun Dhawan- zoo mein chimpanzee

Kangana Ranaut- kisi paagalkhaane ki patient

Deepika Padukone-

Anushka Sharma- donald duck at children's parties

Tiger Shroff- gym trainer

Sushant Singh Rajput- truck driver

Kareena Kapoor- princess of lala land/ posting gossip on pinkvilla
Karan Johar- po*n artist