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dear begum,
my name is briahna. i have supported you once, especially when you were piling up big time floppys from yaadien, to khushi, to mpdk, talaash the hunter, to bewafaa, to tashan to kurbaan, to EPIC agent vinod, to... i am such an obsessed or call crazzy fan of yours, that others pale in comparison. i have lied and many times stolen money from my parents to see your movies in theaters fdfs. even i have not spared my grannys, yes i hum neh unke bhi pocket maare, sirf aap ke liye.
i have also done some community services for you. during your jwm , i volunteered to drive seniors FREE OF CHARGE in my daddys , car, without valid licence car to your jwm showings. many times i didn't show up at work next day cos of this service...aakhir dum todh di thi.
so...today i feel you do owe me this much. please tell me:
whose idea was to hang a tere kaabu seh bahar dhol around your neck? i want you to watch the scene where you have the dhol around your neck and you are beating it dum laga keh..and i can hear you from here:
"dekh mujhe, main bhi katrina seh kam nahi hoon"
how could u even allow the director to ok the scenes with an ugly dhol around ur neck. u know how funny, hilarious you look. you have made a joke of yourself many times, but this dhol around your neck has taken a serious toll on me.
no, not from any angle you look like a seductive siren. a complete joke you look like. don't worry, the the theater will ghoonjh with claps and seetis...with hahahahaha...COMEDY AT ITS BEST!
just yesterday after seeing your blink blink in bb trailers, i thought, ok...there is still an item number to come, which might just help her pull thru.
ayaaa bhai logh aaya..item number.
don't know about others but i can see how blank sid goes when she lands on his godhi. seriously he is feeling thanda! like a cold turkey just thrown at him.
go watch sridevi or mads how to seduce. and that too fully clothed, especially sridevi in kaante nahi kate yeh din raat...
you know what if watch sri in mr india or mads in dhak dhak, u would see their eyes shut at times. yes they emote or should i say seduce blind..that's how you play with urself...anil completely gayab from the scenes...watch these gals , they will show how to do seduction. top!
no matter how much skin you show, how fair and lovely ur skin is, how good ur abs look (tell u ..u still look huge to me), no matter how many baalti bhar bhar keh water waste kya jaahe, to make u look hot and sizzling..NOTHING works. cos bottom line is you don't have it in you to pull a hot item number. GET IT!
you can't bloody move, shake ur booty, tits, ...you don't dance, you just showing ur skin and a repeat look of fida with fardeen khan, same look...same same. btw...another EPIC bomber that was.
why can't for once you go out of your way and COMPLETELY revamp urself. something like ash did to her looks in dhoom. and why can't u use ur given major asset, ur ass and twerk. thodi hatke..item hoga..than the boring crap over and over again.
u are trying to copy katrina kaif. chikni was offered to you first. u refused to do cos u were high and mighty that time, ...oh i don't want to do any item numbers. nah...u didn't do cos of hritik.
gotta give it to katrina. she worked hard with farah and came up with shiela and then chikni. i respect her, farah showed her videos of mads and how she had to perform like her. at least she pulled it off nicely.
you so obsessed with item number, LEARN how to move...don't you see how kaale americans kill on the dance floor. does anyone care about their looks, their skin, their beauty, their figure, nnahh... their sizzling moves over power all!
YOU FIZZLE ...COS as an item gal, you got to know how to sizzle smoothly, and you are a disaster...its embarrassing to see the taal going one way and you ur chaal other way.
cheap clothes, cheap moves, cheap song, to me you don't even look that good. from being a class actor, dev, chameli, jwm, refugee, today you have become A BIG FLOP ITEM GAL. classy, royal, nawabi...GONE!
you know what, you should forget about matching katrina kaif, never gonna happen. you should go and watch ...over and over again the how nargis topped in her first outing number ...yaar na mile toh . when i first heard the song, i said what crap. but its nargis and bhai who took this average song to another level. see how she used her huge/full lips, her full figure, curves to best.
lol...can't even top nargis...
like my granny says:
naach na jaane aangan tedha
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