In my honest opinion, movie has wasted lots of time and reels,... on Anushka and Shushant's unwanted, no topic related love stories and such,...
Instead ,. the director should had made some small jokes/video clips attached one by one, of India's all idiotic customs,.. by weaving all of the following lines ( one liners ) in a video clips, and movie would had been even more funny,... and point-making,...
For example,.. In India we know that
a Pizza delivery gets faster and on-time than any ambulances,.. etc. which can be shown in video clips,..
How to wove a joke in a video clip,.. here is a perfect example,..
and the director needed all of the below lines to wove in the story.
Anushka-Shushan'ts entry was totally garbage and unwanted, tangent going diversion.
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Vatan Mera India,... Sajan Mera India !!
Few new one-liners,...
Also these all events to be neded woven in videos to make it more laffable and funny,
while whipping with the hunters, of its old and orthodox customs while dipping into the salt solution
Yeah, this often happens in INDIA <=== click
What are some interesting one liners on India?
Where liking a facebook post gets you arrested, while raping does not.
"India is running the software of tomorrow on the hardware of yesterday."
India: Here people wear helmets to save their pockets, not life.
A black cat passing by the crossroad can stop hundreds of people what a RED LIGHT on traffic signal has failed to do for long time!!
Marriages (Rest of the world) = x + y
Marriages (In India) = xdx + ydy
In India, even exceptions run into millions
A country where on the streets, everyone seems to be in a hurry but no one is ever on time.
The only country where people fight to be termed 'backward'
Being one in a million in India means that there are 1241 Indians just like you
In India, where the relatives are more interested in your grades than you.
In India, we populate the cities first and then plan them.
In India people do not cast their vote but vote for the caste.
The frustrating thing about India is that whatever you can say rightly about India, the opposite is also true.
In India, there are two types of roads : 1 Under Construction 2 Under Repair
IRCTC-> The only place where you won't find reservations"
A Tantra Shirt reads "Come to India, a billion people can't be wrong"
IITs - Helping nerds get married since 1951.
China grows because of its government, India grows despite it.
An incredible country where Actors are playing cricket, Cricketers are playing politics, Politicians are watching po*n and po*n stars are becoming actors.
If someone asks for a Dirty Cloth to clean something, you are in India
n USA when couples go to bed they say, "Good Night! My Love."
In UK, they say, "Sweet Dreams! Darling."
In India it is generally said,"Kundi laga di? (have you bolted the door?)"
In India, You throw a stone, you hit a dog, or a software engineer."
"There is poverty in India, but India is not poor." - S. Gurumurthy
The funny thing is that in a land of more than a billion people, the topic of sex is still taboo
" Speech is silver, silence is golden " - Manmohan Singh
In the West people have sex and hope for a marriage. In India people marry and hope for sex.
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00. India -the country where pizza delivery is faster than Ambulance.. 0. India- the country where car loan - 7% and education loan-12%... 1. India- the country where Olympic shooter is given 1 crore while MARTYR army shooters are given only one lakh .. 2. India- the country where 1984 riot's ''leaders'' are given securities while American flags are down halfway because of RACISM attacks in OAK CEEK GURUDWARA ... 3. where rice is Rs 90/kg bt simcard is alomoxt free
4. where shoes are sold in A.C showrtooms but vegetables which we eat are sold on FOOTPATHS
5. where lemon juices are made up of artificial flavours and dish washing liquids wid real lemon
6. where our leading classes have fake degrees and educated are jobless...
And the last one is,..
India hi ek aisa desh hai,..
jahaan,... haladi, chont khaane se pahele lagaayi jaati hai !
In the west, people have freedom to kiss in public but not piss.
In India, people have freedom to piss in public but not kiss.
In West, they also park on the driveways and drive on the parkways !
The other diff. between the East and the West is,... at a public parks,..
E : They meet the woman in the park.
W : They park their meat in the women.
Welding : It occurs the spark first, and then the permanent bonds forever !
Wedding: It occurs the permanent bonds first, and then the sparks forever !
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Edited by Truth10 - 10 years ago
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