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Okay, I will keep it simple and clear. All you have to do is post funny shayari about contestants but not to make it too offensive or vulgar.
PS: These are just for fun, I hold nothing against any contestant and I like 'em all equally.
Let me start with a few:
Boond boond hai banta sagar(Audience: "waah waah, waah waah")
Boond boond hai banta saagar
dhaaga dhaaga banti chaadar
Asli sazaa toh unhe milni chahiye, jo hai dolly ke mother aur father.
Tairna hai to samundar mein tairo,
Nadi naalo mein rakha kya hai,
Mohabbat karni hai to apni Dolly se karo,
In Shweta-Veena mein rakha kya hai''
Nadi naalo mein rakha kya hai,
Mohabbat karni hai to apni Dolly se karo,
In Shweta-Veena mein rakha kya hai''
Ashmit to Veena:
Teri zulfein hain ya koi ghana saaya
Teri zulfein hain ya koi ghana saaya
zara do minute rook, mein moot ke aaya.
Stolen from Raju Srivastav
Khudi ko kar ke buland itna chadhi woh jaise taise
Khudi ko kar ke buland itna chadhi woh jaise taise
Khuda ne Dolly se khud pucha, "abey ab utregi kaise?!"
Idea stolen from somewhere(yaad nahi)
Veena and Ashmit asked teacher: Kya chote baccho ke bacche ho sakte hai?
Teacher: No.
Ashmit to Veena: Bas dekha! Tu aise hi dar rahi thi.
Teacher: No.
Ashmit to Veena: Bas dekha! Tu aise hi dar rahi thi.
Special one for Sara
Tere husn ki kya taareef karoon
Tera bandar jaise hai moo
Tere zulfo ki kya taareef karoon
Teray ek ek baal mein hai joo 🤣
Tera bandar jaise hai moo
Tere zulfo ki kya taareef karoon
Teray ek ek baal mein hai joo 🤣
----EDIT-----
You can post PJs(Pakaav Jokes) as well 😉
Pati Patni Aur Panga
Kumkum Bhagya
