What if there were two Lopas in call center task.

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Posted: 8 years ago
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When I was watching the show, I was really taken aback by all the personal comments Lopa was making on Bani. I mean even Hollywood stars dont like to hear questions like Have you had botox, filler? but Lopa directly went on to say that Bani had botox, filler and she didnt had anything done. I mean why she was trying so hard to deny she had nothing done. She really made such low personal attacks but Bani being not articulated and unable to fight with words could only shout loudly and give only her usual gali. And it was Lopa who at first tried to raise hand. But Bani being physically strong, appeared more aggressive.

But imagine if there were two Lopas who could equally talk the same way. How will the catfight appear?

Lopa: Tum apne chehre pe botox karke ayi ho? 4-4 lip injection karayi hain tumne.(actually said)
Lopa2( shrewdly smiling): Maine nahi karaya hain kuch, tumne kiya hoga.
Lopa(hair coming on face with anger): Maine kuch nahi karaya hain, tumne hi karaya hain. Mujhe dekhke hi pata chalta hain.
Lopa 2(still smiling shrewdly):Tumhi karati hogi. Mujhe pata hain tumne B* implant bhi lagaya huwa hai.
Lopa( her hair is flying in anger): maine nahi kiya hain. Kaat dalunge tumhe sab filler , botox nikalungi.
Lopa2(Ghusse se muskurate huye): Main bhi katke tumhari silic* nikalunge.

..... iske baad dono ek dusre ko sab implant aur surgery ke arop pratyarop lagate hain. Gharwalo kye sab sun sunke paglane wale hain...

Phir dono ek dusre ki taraf ghusse main badti hain. isi bich ka conversation:
Lopa: tum animal ho.(actually said)
Lopa: tum bandariya ho.

...isi chakkar mein ek dusre ko sab animal se compare karke animal ki insult karte hain.yeh sab sunke sab animal suicide kare hain...

Lopa: tum meri nak tak nahi ati ho. tumhari character tumhari height jaisi choti hain.(actually said)
Lopa2: tumhari zuban tumhari color jaisi kali hain. kaliya.

...iske baad dono kisi bhi physical attribute pe comment karna nahi chodengi. ...

Ghar wale bardast nahi karpate aur swimming pool me jump karke suicide karte hain. Big boss bhi hairan hoke show ko end karne ke liye dono ko winner declare karte hain.Award accept kare waqt do Lopas ki speech is tarah ki hoti.

Lopa: Maine apne desh ko internationally represent karke kitni izzat kamayi hain(actually said). Aaaj Big boss ke house main bhi sahii stand leke maine yeh jeet haseel karli. Sachhai ki hamesha jeet hoti hai.
Lopa2: Tum mujhse umar me badi ho (implying main young hun, even though the difference is just 2.5 years, actually said many times) . Meri jeet tumse badi hain kyunki main itni kam umar main yeh jeet hasil ki hain.
Lopa: nahi ma sirf 23 year ki hun . sachhi mai, wiki dekh lo.

... pata chalta hain ki wiki usi waqt updated ho gayi hain.aur Lopa chehre ko bal se dhakkar botox,filler lagane chali gayi...

I know my post may not be as good as Hippo and cruiser ji, or might not be good at all. I just couldn't help thinking of this and made this post. I have no time for fan war and would disappear after making this post. 😆😆😆. sorry if i hurt any of your sentiments. Always remember that this show is not your life.


Edited by twiety - 8 years ago

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