Letters from Inanimate Objects to Houseguests

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Posted: 11 years ago
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This is a really popular post topic in the American Big Brother forums, so I thought we should try it here too.
Basically, you write a letter pretending to be a random object in the Big Brother (or in this case, the Bigg Boss) house. You address it to one or more houseguests.

I have to warn you, some of these are often mean/inappropriate/rude.

Here are some examples:

Dear Tanisha,

Please throw me away. I make your butt look even saggier than it already is.

Signed,
Your Worn-Out Yoga Pants

* * * *

Dear Andy,

Either use me all the time, or don't use me at all.

Signed,
Your Fake American Accent

* * * *
Dear Houseguests,

Please take note: I see you pick your nose and your wedgies.

Sincerely,
The Cameras
* * * *

Let's try it!!
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Dear Kushal,

Please acknowledge my existence.

Sincerely,
Your Toothbrush



Dear Tanisha & Armaan,

Please don't do your sadela romance in front of me.

Love,
Monalisa Poster.



Dear Shilpa,

Agli baar humein todne ki koshish ki to hum tera moo tod denge!

Sincerely,
Household items.
Edited by MissCherie - 11 years ago
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Dear Tanisha,

You bought me in 1998. I need to retire.

Sincerely,
Your ugly white, wedge sandals
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Dear Armaan,

Andy's comment did not insult me. Your conduct has insulted me. Come home now.

Sincerely,
Tera Baap


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Posted: 11 years ago
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Dear Kushal,

Rest assured that I exist - and only for you! A little bit of me on your stinky hide of a skin, scrotum and thunder thighs would only benefit you; not harm you - I promise! I am awaiting the day when you'd unpack me from this old cardboard box and allow me to get wet with you in the shower. I am really concerned as, recently, your accomplice, Gobar Khan, fainted in the BB house due to your ever-so-pervasive man-stench. Apparently, her lungs stopped functioning. Don' worry, this will remain a secret between the two of us. With this, I am praying that she gets well soon and that you quit looking like a surreal cartoon.

Sincerely,
Your bath soap bar!

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Posted: 11 years ago
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Dear Apoorva,

Please stop letting Shilpa fight your battles.

Sincerely,
Your Manhood
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Dear Apoorva,

We are confused.

Sincerely,
Your pubic hairs.
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Dear Sangram,

We are about to crack and break. Please stop singing.

Thanks,
All the windows in the house
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Dear Pratyusha,

Your whiny voice is breaking me down.

Signed,
Your Microphone Pack


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Posted: 11 years ago
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Dear Tanisha,

I know you love me,but when you wear me it looks like you are butt naked. Pls retire me.

Your Nude Leggings.
Edited by .DejaVu - 11 years ago

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