Posted:
Im an ex superstar and a businessman. My name is Upen Bhai Patel. Yeh mera london ka haath hai. Mera language problem hai to mene soncha issey mei uske theek karu.
This is my latest invention. It is called You Pen. Its available on Flipkart, Ebay and Amazon. Every pen that you order will be personally licked with my wonderful lips and saliva. This is not an ordinary pen, it also has some of unique features.
- I can poke those who tont me
- It can stir tea or coffee
- I can clear my ear with it
- I can itch my back
- It acts like a hair curler
- I can pick a lock with it
- I can poke into your business
- I can write my kismat
Please support me. Your local Gujju businessman. Acche din aagaye. The first 1000 orders get my limited edition "hardly worn" shoes with it. Absolutely free free free.
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