
Kaafi time baad ek fun post banaane ka mood kiya aur iss samay jab itna badha maha yudh chiddha hai forum par Praja VS Praphool ko lekar toh humne socha kyun na hum bhi apne skills ko use kare and yeh post ban gayi
DISCLAIMER: Agar aapko yeh post offensive lagti hai then woh aapki soch hai I only made this for fun and haan agar haste haste gir jao toh mereko mat kosna😛
Ho gayi Pratap Phool ki shaadi aur Ajabde ne kiya Gatbandhan
Waise gatbandhan toh ladke ki behena karti hai na 😲
Toh phir Ajabde ka gatbandhan karne ka kya reason
Chand kahan bhaag gayi???
Maan toh Maan se Mohi ban gayi aur Sony chodd Star Plus par chali gayi
Par Chand kahan gayi???
Lagta hai Chand apne Rai Singh ko dhoondhne nikal padi

Kahan lagta tha shaadi hogi Chand ki par kar li unke bhai ne
Aur aise hi nahi
White horse par savaar hokar
Ladki ka kidnap maar kar
Waapis laakar ki
Woh kidnapping waala track was all like
Pratap: Main aa raha hoon
par usmein ho gayi gadbad - bechaara Pratu apne jallu ko chodd Phool ko utha laaya
dil tod diya Pratu ne Jalal ka
Isiliye Jallu aa raha hai ab Pratu ke peeche peeche

Waise dekha jaaye toh badi na insaafi huyi hai re
Sochne waali baat hai ki CVs ko jo thodi bahuti history aati thi woh bhi bhool gaye hain and unko koi yaad nahi dila raha
Arey forum waasiyon koi bataao CVs ko ki Phool na Pratu ki 5th wife thi and Ajabde thi 1st - beech ki raniya kahan gayi????
Dekha hum sab itne busy ho gaye Phool and Ajabde ke beech ki Jaso, Champa and Solankhini Bai ko bhool gaye
Bechaari inka toh aata pataa hi nahi hai
Aur yeh humko manzoor nahi hai



Yeh galat baat hai yaar
Matlab US ki four ki four biwiyan dikhaao
Par main lead ki sirf 2
Aur isss tow shaadi ke chakkar mein CVs ne phir se jamkar ki recycling
Ajabde ka joda mila Phool ko
Pratap ko choddo bechaare ko new maal na mil raha
Par kam se kam Phool kuch toh different dete
Kaise royal log hain
New joda bhi afford nahi kar sakte
Bechaari Ajabde ke saare kapde stretchable nikale
The only saving grace was ki apni Bhootni laut aayi
DB bani thi acchi but that was all a natak re


Bhootni ki chori pakdi apni RaniMaa ne
Haaye RaniMaa is the perfect Detective I tell you
Waise am toh bad in directions par east ho ya west
Detective RaniMaa is the best

Unko dekhte hi aankhon mein aate sitaare
DB ke utarte paseene (thank god water proof make-up lagati hai)
Tabhi Jaggu bhaiya ka kaajal nahi hua spread
bechaare ki aankhen had gone all wide na

Inko kaise pata chala - kahin inhone mereko kaajal ki dibbi churate huye toh nahi dekha😲
Khair to be honest am happy ki shaadi track is over
Ab all I really want to see is US ka tapkoing
Taaki Jaggu ko sab milke bahaar nikaaloing and Pratap ka coronation hoyeing
Tab tak ke liye aap humaari post ko liking and acche acche comment deing
And
No offence taking re😆
Love you all loads