Sindoora in Mental Asylum...jokes😛😆😉
Hello friends, back again with some more new jokes on sindoora, but not as a teacher, as a mentally deficient woman in mental asylum,her rightful place.😆😆This happened cos Sagar exposed her and all turned against her so she lost her nuts n screws of her brain..Sindoora dracula kaki..😆😆
1...Sindoora made several attempts to sell her old car. She was having a lot of problems finding a buyer because the car had 340,000 miles on it. She discussed her problem with her friend Reena that she worked with her in office.
Reena suggested, "There may be a chance to sell that car easier, but it's not going to be legal."
"That doesn't matter at all," replied the Sindoora. "All that matters it that I am able to sell this car."
"Alright," replied the Reena. In a quiet voice, she told Sindoora: "Here is the address of a friend of mine. He owns a car repair shop around here. Tell him I sent you, and he will turn the counter back on your car to 40,000 miles. Then it shouldn't be a problem to sell your car."
The following weekend, Sindoora took a trip to the mechanic on the Reena's advice.
About one month after that, Reena saw Sindoora and asked, "Did you sell your car?"
"No!" replied the Sindoora. "Why should I? It only has 40,000 miles on it."😆😆😆
2...A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds when he entered a patient's room. He found Patient#1 Sindoora sitting on the floor, pretending to saw a piece of wood in half.
Patient #2 Chachi was hanging from the ceiling, by her feet.
The doctor asked patient number 1 Sindoora what she was doing. She replied, "Can't you see I'm sawing this piece of wood in half?" The doctor inquired of Sindoora what Patient #2 chachi was doing. Sindoora replied, "Oh. She's my friend, but she's a little crazy. She thinks she's a lightbulb." The doctor looks up and notices Chachi's face is going all red.
The doctor asks Sindoora, "If she's your friend, you should get her down from there before she hurts herself"
Patient #1 Sindoora replies, "What? And work in the dark?" 😆😉😆
3...A very Sindoora made an appointment with a psychiatrist Nandoo. She walked into the doctor Nandoo's office and said, "Doctor, I'm so depressed and lonely. I don't have any friends, no one will come near me, and everybody laughs at me. Can you help me accept my ugliness?"
"I'm sure I can." the psychiatrist Nandoo replied. "Just go over and lie face down on that couch."😆😉😆
4...Once a doctor went to a mental hospital. he was walking by a room and saw sindoora holding her ear to the wall, so the doc went to that her and pushed her aside and tried to listen so the doc put his ear against the wall and said i don't hear anything. Sindoora slapped the doctor and said i'm listening to this wall for 20 years i don't hear anything you just came and how the hell can you hear something.😆
5...Sindoora and Chachi were in a mental institution. This place had an annual contest, picking 2 of the best patients and giving them two questions. If they got them correct, they're deemed cured and free to go.
Chachi was called into the doctor's office first and asked if she understood that she'd be free if she answered the questions correctly.
The doctor said, "chachi, what would happen if I poked out one of your eyes?"
Chachi said, "I'd be half blind."
That's correct. What would happen if I poked out both your eyes?"
"I'd be completely blind."
The doctor stood up, shook her hand, and told her she was free.
On Chachi's way out, as the doctor filled out the paperwork, She mentioned the questions to Sindoora. She told her what questions would be asked and the answers.
Sindoora was called in. The doctor went through the formalities and asked, "What would happen if I cut off one of your ears?"
She, remembering what chachi had said, said, "I'd be half blind."
The doctor looked a litle puzzled, but went on. "What would happen if I cut off both your ears?"
"I'd be completely blind."
"Sindoora, how can you explain that you'd be blind?"
"My hat would fall over my eyes."😆😆😆
I hope you must have enjoyed reading jokes on Mental Sindoora😉 waiting for your comments and views..Keep Smiling..😊
God bless You All.
Set_raj...😊
