Trimurti sisters...jokes..read it.

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Posted: 18 years ago
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πŸ˜† πŸ˜†Trimurti sisters ka kamaal...πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

Hello friends, posting some jokes on trimurti sisters..Sindhoora, Chandramukhi and Mahua...hope you will enjoy it.

1)...Aniket had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet Sindhoora had stayed by his bedside every single day.

One day, when he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer.

As she sat by him, Aniket whispered, eyes full of tears, "You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you stayed right here. When my health started failing, you were still by my side. You know what?"

"What dear?" Sindhoora gently asked, smiling as her heart began to fill with warmth.

"I think you're bad luck." ...πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

2)...Aniket receives telegram: Wife Sindhoora dead body should be buried or cremated?

Aniket: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash. πŸ˜†

3)...Chandramukhi went to Las vegas with Sindhoora and Mahua, she saw the coke vending machine in casino. After putting in sixty cents, a root beer pops out of the machine. She set it on the ground, puts sixty more cents into the machine, and pushes another button suddenly, a coke comes out the machine!

She continued to do this until a man waiting to use the machine became impatient.

"Excuse me, can I get my soda and then you can go back to whatever stupid thing you are doing?"

Chandramukhi turns around and says, "Yeah right! I'm not giving up this machine while I'm still winning!"...πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

4)...Sindhoora, Mahua and Chandramukhi were on their way to Heaven.
God told them that the stairway to Heaven was 1000 steps, and that on every 25th step he would tell them a joke. He told them not to laugh at any of the jokes along the way or else they would not be able to enter heaven.
The Chandramukhi went first and started laughing on the 150th step, so she could not enter heaven.
The Mahua went next and started laughing on the 350th step, so she could not enter heaven either.
Then, it was the Sindhoora's turn. When she got to the 999th step, she started laughing.
"Why are you laughing?" God asked. "I didn't tell a joke."
"I know," Sindhoora replied. "I just got the first joke."..
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5)...A girl was visiting her friend Chandramukhi and noticed she had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were.
Chandramukhi responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex.
Her friend said, "Why did you give them names like that?"
Chandramukhi responded, "What else would you name watch dogs?"πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

I hope you must have enjoyed reading the jokes. Waiting for your comments. Thanks and God Bless You All..

Set_raj.

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Posted: 18 years ago
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πŸ˜† πŸ˜† wows those are really funny raj... πŸ‘πŸ€£
And great job..!! πŸ˜† πŸ‘ πŸ‘
Thanks for sharing with us...πŸ‘
Keep up the good work...πŸ˜›πŸ‘πŸ€£

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Posted: 18 years ago
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Aha all of them were hilarious πŸ˜† πŸ˜† πŸ˜† a dumb Sin, slow Sin and the watch dog were awsome πŸ˜†
Thanks Raj πŸ˜‰
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Posted: 18 years ago
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Haha those were too hilarious!πŸ˜† πŸ˜† πŸ˜† Thanks for the laugh yaar. πŸ‘ πŸ˜†
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Posted: 18 years ago
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They are great jokes πŸ˜† πŸ˜† ! The last one kinda didn't make sense to me πŸ˜• ! But Thankxxxxxxx They were great jokes though ! Good Job ! πŸ‘
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Posted: 18 years ago
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That was a very funny jokes Raj, I liked the best those of Sandora's death and the stairway one. πŸ˜†

Great jokes Raj. πŸ‘
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Posted: 18 years ago
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omg ! thats sooo funnnayyy ! pls keep posting more!
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Posted: 18 years ago
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lol those jokes are hilarious.
plz keep on posting more.
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Posted: 18 years ago
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Originally posted by: set_raj

2)...Aniket receives telegram: Wife Sindhoora dead body should be buried or cremated?

Aniket: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash. πŸ˜†

lol raj bhaiya...bichari sindoora ab isi layak bachi hainπŸ˜†

3)...Chandramukhi went to Las vegas with Sindhoora and Mahua, she saw the coke vending machine in casino. After putting in sixty cents, a root beer pops out of the machine. She set it on the ground, puts sixty more cents into the machine, and pushes another button suddenly, a coke comes out the machine!

She continued to do this until a man waiting to use the machine became impatient.

"Excuse me, can I get my soda and then you can go back to whatever stupid thing you are doing?"

Chandramukhi turns around and says, "Yeah right! I'm not giving up this machine while I'm still winning!"...πŸ˜†πŸ˜†


ha ha....lol...poor guy...chandramukhi ke var se uska khud ka pati nahi bach sakta to wo wendin machine kaise bachegaπŸ˜†

4)...Sindhoora, Mahua and Chandramukhi were on their way to Heaven.
God told them that the stairway to Heaven was 1000 steps, and that on every 25th step he would tell them a joke. He told them not to laugh at any of the jokes along the way or else they would not be able to enter heaven.
The Chandramukhi went first and started laughing on the 150th step, so she could not enter heaven.
The Mahua went next and started laughing on the 350th step, so she could not enter heaven either.
Then, it was the Sindhoora's turn. When she got to the 999th step, she started laughing.
"Why are you laughing?" God asked. "I didn't tell a joke."
"I know," Sindhoora replied. "I just got the first joke."..
πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

lol...poor dim light sindooraπŸ˜†

5)...A girl was visiting her friend Chandramukhi and noticed she had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were.
Chandramukhi responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex.
Her friend said, "Why did you give them names like that?"
Chandramukhi responded, "What else would you name watch dogs?"πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

lol..too coolπŸ˜†

I hope you must have enjoyed reading the jokes. Waiting for your comments. Thanks and God Bless You All..

Set_raj.



ossom raj bhaiya....gr8 job....

as usual fentastic....i had comment on ur jokes...i m in purpleπŸ˜†
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Posted: 18 years ago
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haha that is actually really FUNNI lol good job crazy jokez

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