The living room in Mahiyavanshi mansion is tense. All the occupants of the menagerie are present inclusive of the wannabes, probables and nonhuman species.
Maulik is singing in the background, "Aadmi hoon aadmi se pyaar karta hoon" (I am a man and I am in love with a man—literal translation into Angrezi)
DM: Kanji bhai, now that Arjan has been proven to be "DNA positive" and belongs to the "lactobacillus acidophilus" species, it would be a logical conclusion that he is my child.
Hiten: (to Arjan) keedey makodey! (worm) Tujhme itni himmat ki mere pappa ka DNA share karo? (you have guts to share my dad's DNA?)
Arjan: I am a proven "keeda" (worm), a one celled organism and I am known to inhabit unspeakable areas of the female anatomy. Well, being Mahiyavanshi you also have that distinction, right Hiten?
DM: Me, the maalik of Dharampur is logically a "keeda" too? Impossible!
Santu: Malik, lets abandon the idea of the Dharampur cricket team? I don't want to birth bacteria please?
Kanji: Taru, if Malik is a keeda, you are too! You robust bacillus! And Maulik, stop grinning like an ape, you too are a "rod shaped bacteria". And Maulik stop singing that song, I know about "MAUJAN", the couple ok! Taru, are you sure this twerp is my kid?
Birwa: Pappa, my biology lessons tell me that lactobacillus is the friendly bacteria found in yoghurt.
DM: Ah ha! Now I have an idea.
So, DM is too ashamed to accept that he is a bacillus and decides to take a second opinion from Anamika's "pashu chikitsalay" mean eyed doctor.
DM: Doctor saab, please interpret this report for me as it is a serious matter of my family's izzat. The question is whether we belong to the "homo sapien" species or the "lactobacillus" species, you see. So please read carefully and give me your esteemed opinion. My daughter tells me lactobacillus is found in yoghurt. Mein doodh wala nahin hoon nah, balki stone merchant hoon!
Sau baat ni ek baat! Lets make "dhoodh ka dhoodh and aadmi ka lactobacillus" right now doctor saab!
Doctor: DM saab, please give me some more time. I will culture some milk to see if your DNA matches with that of milk. Then the authenticity of this report will be proven! Don't worry sir, even Lord Krishna was a cowherd right? Milk and lactobacilli are the nectar of the world. There is no problem here!
DM goes home with the firm resolve to convince Santu that "lactobacillus" species is the most powerful species in Dharampur and that it is essential that the species must grow in numbers!
