Originally posted by: soap-critic
But the question that I asked in the update thread is still stuck in my head.😆 If Santu goes a missing in Surat and DM has to give the police a description of her - tab kya hoga? It would really be a scene to watch.
Policewalla guy : Um, Malik...aapki patni kaisi dikhti hain?
DM : (Thunders in anger) POLICEWALLA GUY...Tumhari himmat kaise hui us chokri ko meri patni bulane ki?
Policeman : (Completely taken aback and nervous) Er...maaf kar dijiye...woh chokri kaisi dikhti hain?
DM : (Thunders in a louder voice now) POLICEWAALA GUY...Tumhari himmat kaise hui Dharamraj Mahiyavanshi ki dharam patni ko chokri bulane ki?
Policman looks helplessly towards Pinakin who gives him a look of, 'I undestand what you are going through buddy, I went through the same routine.'
Policeman : (After getting some much needed help from Pinakin) Toh, aap please Madhav Solanki ki dohitri ka description denge?
DM : (Now losing his ground and having no idea about how the girl looks, but not wanting to show his ignorance on the matter) Woh...Woh ladki jaise dikhti hain.
Policeman : (Blinking his eyes in bewilderment) Yeh toh aapne bahut pate ki baat keh di, Malik...magar thoda kuch aur describe kar dete, toh hume badi madad mil jaati.
DM : (Thinking hard) Woh Kohinoor jaisi nahin dikhti...
Policeman : (Now completely confused) Kohinoor? Sir, agar aap yeh bata dete ki woh kaisi dikhti hain, instead of woh kaisi nahin dikhti hain, toh hume unhe doondne mein help mil jaati...
DM : (Furious and impatient) Aye Chokre...bataya toh tha...ladki jaisi dikhti hain aur Kohinoor jaisi nahin dikhti...aur kitna description chaihye...Biography likhni hain kya? Tumhare jaise policewaale hain, isi liye is desh ka kuch nahin hota...ab jao aur us doondh lo....and remember use waapa mat lana...jahaan hain wahin rehne dena...
Policeman : (Wondering 'Main kahaan phas gaya') Ji Malik...aap genius che!😉😆
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Soapie
Edited by soapie - 16 years ago