Anandi and Shiv Suhaagraat 1
21a)
Shiv enters his room and gets the shock of his life. "Ye kya hai? Ye Mahi aur uski chamchiyaan mujhe mushkil mein daal denge. Aaj subah hi Anandiji se baat ki thi ye sab dekhkar kahin mujhe galat na samjhe." Their room is decorated with scented candles and rose petals. There was a huge heart made on the bed. Strings of jasmine flowers hung around the bed. "Kitna filmy decoration hai. Main aisa kabhi nahi karta. Karna hi tha toh thoda sophisticated nahi kar sakta tha? Ye kya bed par ek heart bana diya aur ye mogre ke phool latka diye. Mahi aur Ashi ki soch bhi na bas film se hi inspired hoti hai. Candles theek hai par ye bed ka decoration bekaar hai. I know main kya karta kuch exoctic flowers use karta bas yahan wahan zara sa touch. Thoda sa light romantic music background mein wow mood poora set kar deta. Thank God doodh ke glass nahi rakhe. Shiv pagal hai kya? Kya soch raha hai? Agar sochna hi hai toh ye soch ki Anandiji ko kya aur kaise samjhayega." There was a soft knock at the door. "Oh Shit Anandiji aa gayi ab koi raasta nahi hai unhe shanti se pehle hi samjha doonga unhe kuch bolne hi nahi doonga."
A determined Shiv opened the door for Anandi. He gets another jhatka. In front of him was a smiling Mahi in his nightshirt and pajamas with a pillow and chaddar. "Tu? Tu yahan kya kar raha hai. Wo bhi pillow aur chaddar ke saath?" "Bhaiyya aap bhi na andar toh aane dijiye main yahan sone aaya hoon." Shiv does not let him in. "Maine kal hi kaha tha na ki agar mere room ke as paas bhi nazar aaya toh.." "Bhaiyya yaad hai sab yaad hai par main khud aaya nahi hoon bheja gaya hoon. Wo ma aur badi ma toh aapse khulkar nahi keh sakti na is liye mujhe launcher banake bheja hai aap par missile phodne ke liye. Wo bhaiyya kya hai na ki ek choti si problem hai. Bhabhi yahaan aapke saath ek room mein nahi reh sakti. Wo ma ke saath unke kamre mein soyengi. Wo abhi unka Kesar baug mein 'griha pravesh' nahi hua hai aur baaki ki rasame bhi baaki hai toh'NOT ALLOWED. Iss liye main aa gaya aapko company dene. Ab itne dino se aapke saath room share karta hoon toh aapki aadat ho gayi hai aur achanak se aapko akele bhi toh nahi chod sakta na. Bhabhi aa paati toh mujhe aapki koi fikar nahi hoti. Hum Sunday ko Kesarbaug jayenge wahan unka 'griha pravesh' ho jaye phir aapka ye jugaadu nanha sa bhai aapko aur bhabhi ko saath laake hi rahega. Phir main dekhta hoon kaun mere bhaiyya ko rokta hai meri bhabhi ke saath rehne se. Please bhaiyya 2 raat manage kar lo aaj aur kal ki raat bas. I know bhaiyya ki ye sab dekhkar aapke dil ke armaan jage honge par mujhe pata nahi tha warna aapki suhaagraat ke liye ye sab nahi karta. Aisa maan lo ki abhi bhi shaadi ke pehle wali raatein chal rahi hai aur bhabhi ghar par hai hi nahi. It will be very easy bhaiyya." He made a face as if he were feeling very sorry for Shiv.
Shiv's face too looked like he had had 'kadva karela ka upar se neem chada' juice. He was very sad but he sent Mahi away saying he did not need any company. He frowned and paced from here to there. He went and lay on the bed. He went there as Anandi was not gonna come else he had decided to sleep on the couch. As Anandi is leaving from C M room Ashi and Saachi come and give her a tray with two glasses of milk. "Ye kya hai?" "Doodh hai bhabhi kya aap bhi filme nahi dekhti na isi ka asar hai. Suhaag raat par dulha dulhan doodh peete hain." She did not know what the doodh actually was for. "Anandi take it special recipe se maine banaya hai. I took it from the net. Special milk lots and lots of long lasting energy ke liye." Ashi winks at her. Anandi is feeling very shy. CM and Ira come and see the milk. They take the tray from Ashi's hand and tell them to go and sleep. "Mummyji CM ye?" "Le jao beta warna ye sab sawaal karenge." "Ji CM." "Anandi! beta galti se bhi tum dono ye doodh peena mat pata nahi kya kiya hoga dono ne. Washroom mein basin mein gira dena." "Ji Mummyji."
Anandi moves towards her and Shiv's room. She sees that there is a dim light in her room. She enters the room and sees it all decorated and ready to set the atmosphere for suhaag raat. She places the milk on the side table which completes the picture. She bolts the door. She sees Shiv lying on the bed. He had a cute pout on his face. He was still in his sherwani. She smiles on seeing his child like pout. She understood that he did not like her going with Ira and CM. He had been longing all day to speak with her and he had to go to bed without saying good night to her. She thinks 'Itni bhi kya naraazgi ki mere aane tak jage bhi nahi. Good night kahe bina hi so gaye. Anandi tu bhi na subah se jage honge aur kal raat bhi toh teri chapar chapar ki wajah se der tak jaage the. 'Good Night' na sahi kal subah sabse pehle C S hi tujhe aur tu unko 'Good Morning' kahegi. Arre C S toh aise hi so gaye. Shaadi ki itni bhaari bharkham sherwaani mein C S ko neend aayegi? Ghutan ho jayegi C S ko. Ghutan ke mare aadhi raat ko need khul gayi toh phir so bhi nahi payenge. Kya karoon jaga doon? Change karwake sone ko keh doongi. Nahi ab jaage ya baad mein jaage neend toh kharab hogi hi na? Kyun na main hi.. nahi nahi pagal hai Anandi subah poochenge to kya kahegi. Lekin. Main karoon ya jaga doon? Uff main hi kar deti hoon.'
She goes and sits next to Shiv. She lifts her trembling hands to go for his neck but she retracted them. She tries again but no no. She takes in a deep breath and finally goes for his neck and tries to very gently open the button of his sherwani. She is being as quiet and as gentle as she can be to avoid waking him up. He opens his eyes out of shock and she jumps from where she as sitting. "Anandiji! Ye ye kya kar rahi thi aap?" "C S aap aap jage the? Mujhe laga ki aap so rahe the iss liye'" "Iss liye? Iss liye kya?" "Aap bhi na aise bol rahe hain jaise maine kuch ulta seedha kiya aap ke saath. Wo aap itni bhaari bharkham sherwani pehen kar so gaye maine socha ki aadhi raat ko ghutan hogi toh aap ki neend kharab hogi is liye aapke button khol rahi thi. Aap ki madad hi kar rahi thi. Aur aap mujhe hi aise dekh rahe hain jaise maine kuch'. Nandu ke liye bhi mein kar deti thi." "NANDU aapko Nandu aur mujhme koi fark dikhta hai ya nahi?" "Maine sach mein aisa waisa kuch nahi kiya. Naahi main karne waali thi. Sacchi." Anandi pinches the skin on her throat swearing that she did no hanky panky with Shiv.
He burst out laughing and sat up when he saw that look on her face when she was trying to prove her innocence. She did not even realize that he was pulling her leg. "Shh C S itni zor se kyun has rahe hain? Bahar koi sunega toh kya sochega ki na jaane maine aapko aisa kya kar rahi hoon ki aap itni zor se has rahe hain. Chup ho jaiye please." Shiv controls his laugh as he too understands that people might get the right idea about them. She just collapses on the bed as she is too tired wearing the heavy joda and jewelry. "Anandiji aap yahaan kya kar rahi hain?" "Yahaan nahi toh aur kahaan jaaoongi?" "Shayad aapko pata nahi hai wo ma aur C M aapse keh nahi payi hongi jaise mujhse nahi keh payi." "Kya?" "Yehi ki jab tak Kesarbuag mein aapka 'griha pravesh' nahi ho jaata tab tak hum ek room mein nahi reh sakte. Aap ko aaj aur kal C M ke room mein sona hai." He was extremely sad when he said it. "Accha aisa hai? Aap se kisne kaha?" "Mahi ne." She burst out laughing as she understood that Mahi played a first night prank on Him.
"Ab aap itni zor se kyun has rahi hain. Sab sochenge kitni be sharam ladki hai maayke se vida hue abhi thodi der bhi nahi hui aur aise has rahi hai. Sasuraal mein pehli raat koi nayi naveli dulhan aise hasti hai kya?" She too controls her laughter. "C S aap bhi na kabhi BHOLE BHANDAARI jaise hain toh kabhi CHATUR CHITCHOR jaise. Mahi devarjee ne aapse mazaak kiya tha unhe iss bare mein kuch pata nahi tha. Waise ye baat sach bhi hai par mummyji aur C M ne mujhe bheja hai humpar bharosa karke. Unhone kaha hai ki Kesarbuag pahuchkar kisi ko iss bare mein pata nahi chalna chahiye." "Uss Mahi ko toh main chodoonga nahi. Agar main sach mein so gaya hota toh?" He then looks at himself and then to pull Aanadi's leg says,"Accha hua nahi soya warna aap toh.." "Theek hai next time help nahi karoongi. Soiyega aise hi bhari kapdo mein main toh kabhi nahi so sakti aise." "Aisi baat hai toh aap change kar lijiye ye sab bahut bhari lag raha hai." "Aap bhi change kar lijiye warna mujhe phirse aapki madad karni padegi." Now Anandi pulled his leg.
"Pehle aap change kar lijiye tab tak main apne gehne nikaal loongi." "Theek hai waise bhi jab tak aap gehno ki dukaan se nijjaat paayengi main fresh hokar aa jaaoonga. Anandiji aapne itne saare gehne kyun pehene? Aapko uncomfortable nahi lag raha." "Wo kya hai na C S aaj meri shaadi thi. Mere liye bahut khaas din tha iss liye itne gehne pehne warna roz ke aam din ki tarah hi aaj ke din ko dekhti toh nahi pehenti itne saare gehne." Shiv removes his white track pants and a white T-shirt and goes to the washroom. Anandi removes her jewelry one by one. She leaves on her suhaag ki nishaani : Mangal haar, engagement ring, shagun ki bangles and the bichuaa's which Shiv put on her feet. As Shiv comes out of the wash room Anandi removes the pin from her bun and her hair fall like water cascade. He just gets lost in her beauty. She feels his eyes on her. She looked very beautiful in her minimal jewelry. She raises her eyebrows in question, "Kya?"
He shakes his head saying nothing. "Aapne toh kaha tha ki aap saare gehne nikaal rahi hain par aapne toh sab kuch nahi nikala." "Maine kaha tha ki main gehne nikaal rahi hoon. Gehno aur suhaag ki nishaaniyon mein fark hota hai." "Oh Aisa hai. Ab aap change kar lijiye. Mujhe toh aapko aise dekhkar hi kuch ho raha hai. I mean uncomforatable feel ho raha hai. " "Ji. Aisa hai. Haan mujhe bhi ab change kar lena chahiye. Ye joda bahut bhari hai. Aapne mujhe roka kyun nahi tha ise pasand karte waqt?" Anandi then looks for her bags. She could see only her vanity case in the room. "Mere bags room mein nahi hai." "Kya? Theek hai main bahar check kar leta hoon." "Main bhi chalti hoon." "Aap rehne dijiye main lekar aata hoon. Aapka joda bahut bhari hai aapko chalne mein bhi dikkat aa rahi hai." "Nahi aap akele kyun mere bags dhoondhenge?" She was scared of new places but does not let him know. They go out to look for her bags they search everywhere in the house except for the rooms which were locked. They even check the cars but have no luck with finding her luggage. She decides against his suggestion to knock on every door in the house and ask for her luggage. Actually the khurafati Ashi and Saachi have kept her luggage in their room and left her vanity case in her room in case she needed to touch up when Shiv spoils it.
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