Welcome to the Sacha Pyar island...bought and preserved by Mata Gauri and her Jugaad strategy.
On this island, you are allowed to express only CONDITIONAL love and FAITH. It is okay in the law of the land to marry someone else if you are already married...all you have to do is sit in pouring rain for days and nights and one day MATA GAURI will oblige.
Once you are married, it is perfectly fine to manipulate and deceive your "sacha" pyar as long as the other does not know. You are prohibited to acknowledge each other as husband and wife in work place or public. And when in private, you shower your love only when you see your MIL picture...other than that the only mode of communication is SCREAM so that other can give it back as good as he / she gets.
On the land of Sacha Pyar, you will never get Sacha Respect. You get that respect only when you work full time; otherwise sulk or forget it.
If you want to eat out, your only choice is PIZZA!!! Other than that, daaliyano and chawaliyano will be served by jugaad if you fake injury or self-inflict yourself.
On this land if your parents are giving too much advise, they will be sent packing back to their own land...but you can invite them back when you need them.
If you want "nector" say REPEAT...it will be there...