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Dr. Jagat's Guide to Life! # 3

Hello readers! We thank you for the overwhelming response to our new series ''Dr. Jagat's Guide to Life'', by Dr. Jagat, Jetsar's anytime-anywhere- all purpose doctor! Today, Dr. Jagat shares information about the significance of shifty eyes!

Dear Dr. Jagat: ''I am the mother of a 12 year old boy. Dr. saab of late I have noticed his eyes tend to get shifty most of the times, especially when someone talks to him or asks a question. Is it some disorder? Is there some problem in his eyes? Please tell me what treatment should we get him?''

- Kaushalya, Jetsar

Dr. Jagat: ''Gani khamma Kaushalya madam! No no you're absolutely mistaken. Look, shifty eyes is not some disorder or problem. It is nothing to worry about. In fact it shows that your son has a very active mind.

In my practice I have observed that shifty eyes indicate a mind that is forever ticking, vigorously processing all information in stimuli and synthesising past, present memories and information to produce new thoughts and ideas. It is a process of superior ''hypercognition''.

In simple words, it means your child has an above average IQ. He is very smart and his mind is never idle. He must be upto something always! He's fast...oh..I mean his mind is fast and makes him think a lot before opening his mouth. This is much better than a person blabbering without thinking properly!

agreed Annika...shifty eyes have a looot to do with active mind busy thinking me, me and myself...good one dear...

@Annika! was eagerly waiting for this "shifty eyes" one. 👏

ahha...i missed 3 articles!!😲

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Dr. Jagat's Guide to Life! # 4

Question (Mememe from Mumbai) : I am girl from a village in Haryana, brought up in an extremely conservative family. I came to Mumbai to study and fell in love with a guy. We started living together. Later I found out that the guy is married and has a wife and a baby son at home. However, my boyfriend told me that his wife and he are only good friends and that the son was just a result of his hormones going wild. I totally love this guy and want him at any cost, but I know my marriage with him will be illegal. What should I do? I don't give a damn to his wife or his baby son, I just want to know what is best for ME. Is there any way I can kick out his first wife so that she can never disrupt our love life and I can enjoy my boyfriend all for myself? Please advise.

Dr. Jagat: Greetings my dear. I suspect from the description of your lover that he might be wearing Jagat's Vow of Silence Gold Locket, which is actually a large necklace/chain made of 24 carat pure gold, with a pendant that is fashioned like Surya Dev. This might be a matter of grave concern for you because as long as the locket is around his neck, he is very prone to falling out of love with you and finding some classier (read richer) girl. Although I like your attitude of giving a damn to his wife or his baby son, that is just not enough to solve your problem as you may need multiple products (don't worry I will give you an up to 51% end of season discount).

So look for this locket around his neck and also check for his habit of shifty eyes. If you succeed in getting the locket then remove it from his neck and start wearing it yourself, but with utmost secrecy as he is well aware of its benefits. If you fail in your mission, then I would give you a special double strength Jagat's Vow of Silence Gold Locket with 2 pendants of Surya Dev and it would be doubly powerful and you should also use GAGA brand skin thickening cream, when applied twice daily it gives amazing immunity against all sorts of humiliations and conscience check points, if any.

I would like to recommend you to daily apply the Fabric brand Sindoor Corporation's blind love screeching formula based sindoor. It will make your partner irrational, amnesic and blindly faithful towards you. The added advantage is that it would gives him amazing shrieking ability scaring the day lights from sensible people and making people (including his wife and kid) avoiding him like a curse.

One more suggestion, do not force him to divorce and do not go to any court for marriage, just do a shastriya vivaah from any temple and tell him that it is considered more sacred and will only cement your love for him. This is very important as you should always stay free so that you would be able to fall out of love whenever you get a better bakra, oops boy friend. But be sure to get hold of some one richer and more established one next time.

ABOUT DR. JAGAT: Dr. Jagat is the all-time-all-purpose multi-specialist doctor cum psychologist cum life coach based in Jetsar (Jaipur for ''paperwork''), Rajasthan He got his medical degree from Charak Medical Institute in Mumbai. With his years of experience, unique upbringing and novel personal experiments in life since childhood, he's acknowledged internationally for his ability to ''treat any situation to suit one's own needs''. Dr. Jagat's book ' ''Jagat ke Jagat ko nachane ke nuskhey'' will be out soon. JT thanks Dr. Jagat for taking the time to write for our readers despite his busy schedule and messy...oops, ''complex'' life.

Note ' Please send us feedback about the column and your questions for Dr. Jagat, the all-time-all-purpose doc of Jetsar/Jaipur/Mumbai! If you're facing any dilemmas in life, turn to Dr. Jagat! Email - jagatdoctor@jetsartimes.com

DISCLAIMER ' The views in this guidance and advice column are of the doctor only. The publication does not necessarily endorse these opinions. The readers are solely responsible for the real life consequences of Dr. Jagat's advice in this column. Dr. Jagat and Jetsar Times are not answerable or liable for any damage or mishaps, if any, caused in real life through this column.

PS: This is the answer to the question posted by woman11. Although I am not an official reporter for JT, as this query has not yet been answered, just could not help myself from posting it. JT reporters and editors may delete it at their discretion.

congrats👍🏼 jt is definately going to rock 👏 .wow kalyani devi we are pursuing by inserting our detective worms in u r brain and found that the day ur pota gives good news that illegal beendhni will give illegal pota she as original kayani will wake up with her shatir mind so our reporters are with full tayari 🥳