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Heyaaaaa........ here goes
Rapid Recap 😛.......
So story so far.... vegetable puts mangalsutra around Queen's neck n she is on cloud 9 while DV is steaming mad..... Urmi well she couldnt be any sweeter 😆😆 making it hell 4 her hubby.......DV angry venting his anger alone..... n realises his wife is root of prob but stops as remembers his n his mansions secrets r safe wiv her 😕 🤓.....n in kite flying competition he tells Amoli his victory will prove his right on her n vegetable......
Part 1.......
Epi starts from previous.......he mentions Radhe n he appears n says Malik shud i tie the string 2 the kite...... n NA NANA NANA plays 😍.... n he says No radhe....looks at Amoli n adds... ispe lagaam to main hi lagaoonga (i will tie the string on it 2 control it)...... radhe asks lagaam?? (control)..... he replies yes lagaam..... u see this kite its like a wild out of control horse (female might i add)....again looks at Amoli..... aur aisi belagaam ghodiyo par mujhe lagaam kasne mein bahut mazaa aata hain ( n i love to tame n control such wild horses)....... he holds the kite higher n feels n touches it while looking at Amoli wiv that same lusty pervy look...... i must say this guys testosterone levels must be overflowing in his blood n sky-rocketing right now ☺️😆🤣🤣......... jks apart that was sick the way he talks about her being a horse which he wants 2 control n the way he feels that kite as if its her he is feeling 🤢.... pervert.... 😡....im sorry but i really didnt like that action of his .... Amoli looks at him disgusted n he leaves..... vegetable says smiling i didnt know u had this hidden talent on how 2 make kites..... oh just shut up 😡..... Amoli turns away n says if i had known the meaning of me making a kite would be this i would have never made it...... gives a sideways look n leaves......
Cut 2 kite flying competition starting....... a bloke says may the battle begin 😆.... n both teams go 2 their sides....... sweetheart says 2 mini this time ur on the other team.... but she says no im on this team as uncle said so n im his good luck................ n jus as she says that Queen arrives 2 listen 2 convo...... Sweetheart says no ur their DIL n u have 2 be their good luck now..... ovcourse coz DV has already made arrangements 4 his good luck 😉...... so wivout saying anything mini dumbo leaves 2 go with Pawan Kedia aka watson team....... n queen n sweetheart go 2 their Dv team.......
A conch sound rings in background indicating battle....... both DV n Pawan r shown on oppsite sides n look at each other as sworn enemies.... Dipsy appears next 2 his dad while who else but vegetable appears next 2 DV...🤣🤣 oh wot luck this DV has.... his servant is his best man 🤣...... vegetable n Dipsy take their repsective kites n go towards the end of the terrace in perfect co-ordination n then we have lift off!!! again in perfect unison......was this rehearsed? 😕😆😆..... now both main men ie DV n Pawan start 2 fly kite... extremenly engrossed...... man its only a kite flying competition but they have made it look like the Mahabharat or WW3 🤣🤣...... vegetable runs back 2 his master n Dipsy walks bac 2 his dad...... n DV while flying looks at Amoli n says .... Amoli if i win 2day then u will be the rightful winner of this victory ... becoz u have given me this kite and the hope 2 win as well..... can u believe him even in a competition which supposedly is a meaning of life n death 😲 this guy still manages 2 take a peek at his beloved Amoli n talk 2 her n praise her 😍 🤣...... Urmi jus smiles at her hubby's generosity 😆🤣 oh i do love her 🤣...... Amoli givs a sod-off look 😆..... he carries on his looking 4 a bit n then bac 2 flying..... n tells radhe off 4 not holding phirki (string roll) properly..... y r u getting angry on him ur the one who is looking 2 amoli when u shud be looking in the sky 🤣.....
Cut 2 Dipsy telling his dad that thakur saab's concentration is more in talks n less on the kite so take this chance n cut his string n kite..... n MAdhura agrees saying yes give him such a shock that this finishes.... the competition n him....... mini dumbo shocked n hurt at this family's words...... so Pawan says well he shouts that DV..... u cant win this time coz we have our good luck wiv us as our new bride/DIL....... he says come chandana just touch this string with ur auspicious hands once n then see wot state i make of ur uncle ....i so hate this family 😡...... he adds ..come...... poor mini caught in dilemma relcutantly comes n touches the string...... n DV replies kedia saab even we have our good luck wiv us in the form of our new bride.... Amoli...... n Madhura gives him a oh-yea grin......
Part 2......
DV adds now we will see which DIL pulls victory..... Pawan nods n DV say Amoli just touch this string.... she doesnt move so he says come.... n vegetable also signals go on...... she also relcutantly touches the string...... n wait wait this is DV remember was he gonna miss this chance 😉.... nope 🤣🤣 he grabs Amoli's hand 🤣..... NA NANA NANA plays 😍 n she tries 2 get it free..... n he comes close 2 her n says Now no 1 can can defeat me...... i cant believe no 1 saw that he has grabbed her hand in front of every1's eyes 😲... again its mansion of morons being dumb blind n deaf ... but Madhura typical sees n grins 2 herself...... Amoli finally removes her hand from his strong grip 😆..... he still looks at her wiv same lusty look while she embarrased goes 2 her place......
Bac 2 kite flying........ both DV n Pawan all in2 it....... Dipsy takes the string now n misses cutting DV's kite string..... DV tells vegetable 2 be ready..... n then suddenly...... ouch!! DV gets a bu bu .... he cuts himself from the string...... n Radhe takes ova while Amoli holds the phirki....... Urmi looking at his wound n he says Radhe give me the kite string n grabs 4 it but Sweet sweet Urmi says wait just look ur bleeding so much..... the game will continue...... Shankar kaka get the bandage,,,,,,, aww isnt she a darling ❤️...... Radhe now in full flying kite mode..... seriously flying while Pawan says wot happened DV gave ur honour in the hands of a servant??....... n DV's mom givs a fitting reply aka remark..... that we have just settled the score like u gave the string 2 ur son we also gave it 2 radhe the son of this house....... nice 1 DV's mom 👏.......Urmi goes 2 get the bandage herself (i think)... n again he is bleeding but cannot stop thinking of his beloved 😍.... looks at her n thinks in his mind.... i know amoli ........radhe will win.......radhe will win u... for me..... n then Urmi returns n bandages his bleeding finger.....
Amoli also gets involved...... as she is holding the phirki she gives instructions like go a little right etc 😆😆....... n DV looks at her being so excited n involved with her hubby.... n says wot r u doing radhe y r u holding it so loose?? Dipsy shouts wot do u think will happen if u give a sword in the hands of a monkey ur nose is gonna get chopped...... this was the same line that gambler said 2 radhe in tedki ...... Dipsy says dad another one of DV's kite coming in ur kitty be ready 4 it...... DV says radhe if u lose i wont spare u..... oh man he is doing ur job trying 2 save ur honour n family respect n ur threatening him instead of encouraging him...... really wot a devil 🤣🤣.....even in these situations devilness cannot stay away from him 🤣.....
n again bac 2 kite flying...... radhe saying 2 amoli ... its coming losen it .....its coming..... DV says well done well done....... n finally Dipsy's kite dead like slowly flutters 2 the ground on a cliff top.....Yipeeeeeeee ..... 4 Dipys's defeat n my job as kite flying comentator done 😆😆...... DV elated at this victory.... n so are other family members...... Madhura cannot believe her eyes...... her heart sank 2 her knees 🤣.... n DV gloats saying see Kedia saab look who won now...... Suren comes n says wow uncle u did as u said.... DV gloats some more...... n Amoli says Congtraz radhe .....ur as much as a winner as Malik....... DV turns around at that arrow piercing comment... n radhe says smiling shall i say something..... we won becoz we were 2gether.... n another arrow in DV's heart...... at this rate his heart is probably no less than a pin cushion wiv so many holes 💔.. awww poor guy ....... he looks at both in anger n then looks away......
Part 3.......
Radhe piercing even more arrows at DV says amoli ur an expert in this field.... u know exactly when 2 loosen it n when 2 tighten it.... this is our victory...... DV seeing this says angrily n authoritively Radhe !! he vegetable says yes my Malik....... DV says i want kedia saabs kite which i cut as proof of my victory...... Urmi smiles n comes 2 them n Amoli says i an expert at it..... so Urmi says yes yes u go as well..... so we all know more romantic n 🥱 moments of queen n vegetable......
Cut 2 queen n vegetable panting..... in the jungle...... both have a quarrel that kite is right side as wind is blowing left 2 right n vegetable saying no left... still arguing when he notices kite stuck in a tree on right side n tells her.... kite.... its on the right..... so she smiles at him like told-u-so n says shall we go radheji.... n both run like kids 2 the tree........ radhe climbs the tree saying look how i get the kite in minutes.... she says yea but.... he says dont worry nothing will happen....... he reaches the top n BAM!! falls 🤣🤣🤣..... shame!! 🤣..... he lands sitting 😲😕 🤣... like a cat... oh that was hilariously stupid even more than his fall.... his landing 🤣🤣 🤣..... n she laughs out loud n then gets a stick..... pierces the kite n brings it down..... she says this was wot i was trying 2 tell u....... him being a man ... says so wots there 2 laugh about i would have got it but my hand slipped but i would have got...... man male ego 😡.......
Amoli says this shud be between us only that i caught the kite...... he nods smiling yes that to for me..... she also smiles n he says putting his hand up shall we go home?.... n she sees he has a scratch n is bleeding...... so she runs 2 gets a leaf n crushes it n puts on his hand....."Bade acchey lagta hain" muscial plays..... he says wots this?? she says this leaf is like medicine pressing it against the wound will stop the bleeding...... he is staring at her smiling..... i think its coz no1 apart from Urmi has shown any concern 2wards him esp not DV so 2 see care from her is surprising as well as making him happy that there some1 who thinks of him.......also can u blame him those grey eyes r such every wants 2 stare.... while she looks at him as well..... then she says Mr radhe its done shall we go?...... he gets starlted n says yes yes..... n both leave skipping n running holding hands....... I must admit she was soooooo happy her smile was gorgeous n her whole-hearted laughter 😃👏👏........
Part 4.....
All gathered in main hall of haveli...... DV holding his prized possession..... n Puneet says wow uncle u were gr8...... Urmi shockingly says Chandana i hope u didnt mind that ur team lost coz of us..... if that is the case then im sor.... but mini dumbo cuts her off saying wot r u saying?? exactly 😲 Sweetheart dumbo taunts n remarks like these dont suit ur personality plzz leave them 2 the experts like Shobna n DV 🤣🤣...... she says this is a game afta all n im not unhappy at all coz both winning n losing team are mine..... nice answer very dilpomatic 👏 🤣...... DV says in his usual i-me-my-mine tone...... so kedia saab....... he looks up like a loser .....DV adds accounts are settled now.... from now on i will win every battle only i..... he then says smiling looks like ur upset..... nooooo u think?? 😆😆......Madhura n Pawan shoot him evil looks Dipsy as well 😆😆........he adds if u take it 2 heart then how will it work....... we r friends afta all..... u want ur kite take it here..... hands it 2 him but as Pawan reaches 4 it.... pulls it bac 2 himself....... all shocked 🤣....
DV is in mood of silly kids games.....🤣 keep it up im enjoying it 👏 🤣🤣...... he says naaaaah friendship is different n competition is different...... i have won this time so this kite is also mine.... ill put it up on that wall frame it..... Pawan very upset n his wife..... DV's mom realises tense situation n says Enuf teasing n entertainment DV... DV givs a do-i-giv-a-damn smile 😆.... she says u all also freshen up n ill get the food served..... but Madhura says no.... we r getting late..... we will be going now..... Dv looks up ..... so do others realising some1 got out of the wrong side of the bed 2day 🤣🤣...... Urmi says how can u go wivout eating anything....... she givs a fake smile n says no we r getting late so we r going.... looks at mini dumbo n adds sharply DIL shall we go.... aww she doesnt want go bac 2 that hell hole...... 😭... others very upset as well except DV who is very pleased wiv himself.......
Cut 2 haveli at night....... Amoli in kitchen putting vessels away..... n who arrives Amoli's to-be beloved.... DV..... he comes n says i had told u hadnt i amoli....... she turns around shocked...... he continues that i will win,........ whether any1 know it or not but u very well know that i have won u in the disguise of this kite..... she replies u havent won but u have got the credit of it...... precisely such a big misunderstanding DV has 😆🤣,...... she says some1 else has fought 4 ur victory 2 save ur honour....... u have got this victory as charity....... i cant help but laugh at this Charity?? to DV n his face at hearing some1 giving charity 2 THE DV......OMG 🤣🤣.....
she continues her taunting saying that charity was given by radhe...... u didnt even fight..... just a little wound n u ran from the battlefield...... but on the other hand radhe fought wiv all his might n won........ DV geting angry at her taunts..... do catch it 👏...... she adds jeet ka sehra to radhe ke sir par hona chahiye na (the victorius hat shud be radhe's isnt it/ credit shud go 2 him isnt it)....... he comes close 2 her head down n then slowly looks up at her..... that was awesome not 2 be missed 👏👏...... he says do u know in a war thousands of warriors fight n die as well...... but only the army General is victorious...... so wots the point of a victory where u dont get credit or a reward?.... Amoli eyes fearful....... he looks at her intently n adds No Amoli......radhe can neva win..... yes he can be a means of victory jus like he is a means of getting u........ gets up n says u can think of this as his victory...... he adds but the truth is that no1 else can win u except me....... looks at her wiv confidence....... n Epi ends.......
Precap........ More queen n vegetable moments .......talking,.........
Ok epi was better n faster than previous ...... thank God......but still a little 🥱...... the kite thingy was a bit boring so 1st 2 parts..... only DV n his looks 2 Amoli were any good.... queen n vegetable i dunno ... 😕 i liked her expressions n laughter.... n they looked kinda cute but he is such an idiot sometimes ...the skipping n running looked silly 😆........ the last scene was the best 4 me....... DV n Amoli in kitchen....... his change from anger at her words 2 DV the Devil n in-control look was mind-blowing wot awesome expressions n lines so much confidence 👏👏👏
Enjoy 😉
ing at his lusty n pervy looks 🤣🤣... he was getting so ho*ny.... i hope thats wot ur trying 2 say 😉 he so needs a Doc 2 check his testosterone levels......im 101% sure it aint in normal range 😉 🤣..... but jks apart it was kinda sick..... esp 2 do something like that in front of amoli...... the way he was feeling that kite..... gross 
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...... keep calm i guess... n watch the mansion of morons n dumbo's display their talent 
soldiers die,hurt,..........people loose their life,home,family,.................and in the end in the history book, it just has been written the king or general' name as a winner of the battle!!!!!!!!! all for one and one for .............
