Presenting you to the entries
Entry 1
Ronnie: Arre kahan gaya?!! Pura ghar ko woh...woh...woh...
Lisa: Arre bolo naa man!
Ronnie: Woh Chinese logon ka kaunsa popular last name hai jo C se begin hota hai?
Lisa: Err...Chan?
Ronnie: Haan pura ghar ko Chan maara hai!
Lisa: Seriously Ronnie? Chaan maara ka Chan ko maara?
Entry 2
Ronnie: Liza , mere ko woh..ba..woh..b..!
Liza: Yeh phirse atka man!
Ronnie: Jab Ana school mein full marks laata tha toh tum usko kya bolta tha man ?
Liza: Good Ana , keep it up ?
Ronnie: Haan! Liza mere good Ana (Ghutano) mein bahut dard ho raha hai.
Entry 3
Ronnie: Arre man. Bhadresh man yeh Ojha uncle ne pakka dala man. Koi char woh...woh...woh...
Bhadresh: Oh-oh. Arre bol naa valar!
Ronnie: Woh Dolly Aunty kya kehti hain jab unhe kuch dirty dikhta hai?
Bhadresh: Arre baap re. Dolly Aunty. Haan woh bolti hain oh, ho, ho, ho, yeh toh kitna ganda hai'.
Ronnie: Haan! Koi char ganda aapne bare main baat karta hai kya?!!
Bhadresh: Arre valar tu pagal ho gaya hai kya? Ghanta ka ganda?!!
Entry 4
Ronnie: Mereko uss woh...ba..woh..a arey woh...b
Bhairavi : Kya Ronnie bhaiya ?
Ronnie: Arey Sack ho Hindi mein kya bolta hai ?
Bhairavi: Bori ?
Ronnie: Haan! Mereko uss Bori (Buddhi) aunty ke ghar jaana hai.
Entry 5
Ronnie: Arre Sharad man tum idhar woh...woh...woh "Bring that here" ko Hindi main kya kehte hain?
Sharad: Idhar lekar aa?
Ronnie: Haan! Tum idhar lekar aa kyun bhete ho?
Sharad: Lekar aa kyun bhete ho? Aap ka matlab akele hai naa Ronnie bhaiyya?
Ronnie: Haan! Tum idhar akele kyun bhete ho?
Entry 6
Ronnie: Uncle Ojha tum udhaar...woh..ba..woh..ba
Ojha: Arey! Bol na Jhaalar , maare Rajasthan mein..
Ronnie (Angrily): Tel lene gaya tumara Rajasthan! Road ko Hindi mein kya bolta hai batao!!
Ojha (Frightened): Sadak ?
Ronnie: Pehle baar correct bola...toh aap udhaar thoda sadak (Sarak) jao.
Entry 7
Ronnie: Arre mere ko ek bahut achi woh...woh...woh...arre idhar toh koi madat karne ko bhi nahi hai. Arre woh...woh...woh 7th floor wali Mrs. Sharma ka pehla naam kya hai? Haan Kavita! Mere ko bahut achi Kavita yaad aayi hai!
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