In my opinion how should be the Post C morning of RAYA😛😛😛
Its 7 o clock in the morning.. and alarms rings in RA YA room….
Ram hears the alarm and just put it off … and sees its 7 .. he turns other side and sees that Priya .. his betterhalf is sleeping so quietly near him…. He just smiles and touches her forehead by his palm.. Priya wakes up and asks Mr. Kapoor kitne baje… Ram says.. its 7 am… and suddenly she tries to get up …but Ram could not …. He pulls her his side… and whispers in her ears….. come on… let us sleep for some time.. Priya as usual tries to come out of bed .. but Ram hold her in his arms….
Priya… : Mr. Kapoor …uthane dijiye na… Niche derse gaiee to Dadi khama kham gussa ho jayegi…pl…
Ram : Priya… aaj to jara mere suno..Hamesha me tumhari sunta aaya hu…. Just relax… i will not leave you now…. I want to sleep on your lap..please….
Priya : buss ho gaya Mr. Kapoor … Jada Romantic bananeki koshish maat kijiye… chaliye aap bhi jaldi taiyaar ho jaiee.. muze bhi nahane ke liye jana hai…..
Ram : areee bhai… aapni biwi se romance ker raha hu… kisi aire gaire se nahi…. And Priya why u r interfering ….. I am talking about my lovely wife…. So please .. don't disturbe us. And Ram pulls her again in the bed and clutches her tightly…. And kissed her on cheeks…
Priya : aap bhi na… are ek hi din me sab karoge kya…. Kuch to bachake rako aaj raat ke liye… waise to hamari aaj pahili holi hai…. chalo aaj hum rang bhi khelenge and bhang bhi piyenge….
Ram : Tum thik to ho na Priya…. Rang aur Bhang .,,, aur tum….. !! and he laughs…..
Priya : aree aap aise kyu hass rahe hai…. kya huwa maine kuch galat kaha kya… waise maine to kabhi bhang nahi pi… lekin aaj mai taste karanewali hu..
Ram: good…. Mai aaunga tumhare saath niche ….
Priya : to chalona fir … derr ho rahi hai….
Ram : aree abhi nahi.. pahele muze thoda time pass to karane do…. Ek to aaj meri biwi mere kaid me hai..aur usko chodke mai abhi nahi aanewala…. Tumhe jana hai to jao Priya….
Priya : lagata hai Mr. Kapoor…Aaj se mai aapko Mr. Romeo Kapoor karke bulaungi….
Ram : he kisses her cheeks again … and says kuch bhi kaho …. Romeo, majanu… … tumhe jo pasand hai.. wo tum kah sakti ho….
Itneme intercom bajata hai.. Bansi kaka line pe …
Ram : Priya I will take the phone.. u don't.
Priya : aree dekhiye Mr. Kapoor Dadi narajj ho gaiee hogi… mai leti hu… aap bhi na..
Ram : nahi…mai baat karata hu…. Hello
Banski kaka : sahab.. dadi ji Priya madam ko niche bula rahi hai…. Pl jara unse bol dena…
Ram : thik hai thik hai.. priya madam adhe ghante me aa jayegi… bol do dadiko …
Priya : aap bhi na…. kabhi kabhi…. Pl Mr.Kapoor …. Muze jane dijiye na…. Pleasesss
Ram : okkk.. lekin ek shart ….. aaj holi ke baad … shamm ko humm ek saath……
Priya : kya ekk saath…. Boliye….na
Ram : ek saath nahayenge…….. and he blushes….
Priya : sheee… aap bhi na… priya apani najare ramse chura leti hai….
Ram : chalo chalo… jaldi se taiyar ho jao…. Tab tak mai apna room clean karata hu…
Priya….Ok ..Mr. Romeo..kapoor… niche milte hai…. jaldi aaieeeye…..
Priya sabke saath rang khel rahi hai… usko niharika ni bhang pila dii hai.. to uski wajah se wo na jane kya bak bak kar rahi hai…..
puri rang se bhari priya …pagal ho gaiee hai….kuch bhi bole ja rahi haiYaha Ram Vik ke saath gappe laga baitha hai….itne mai koi to Ram ko bula raha hai….Ram Ram.. kaha ho tum ? Its niharika… ma…
Ram : ma , , kya ho gaya… kyu itne jorse chilla rahi ho…. Kya baat hai….
Niharika…: Ram baba tum jaldi chalo waha dekho Priya ne kya haal ker liya hai…..
Ram : Vikram you wait… mai aata hu thodi der me.. ye madam kya ker rahi hai…jare jake dekh aata hu … tu ruk ja idher..
Vik : areee mai bhi aata hu…. chal
Ram , Vik and Niharika goes towards Priya… where Priya is just sitting down on the grass counting 18,19,20 …
Ram : Priya …ye kya ho gaya tumhe.. kya gin rahi ho…..
Priya : Mr. Kapoor aaap ko kya laga mai taree gin rahi hu……. And she starts laughing….
Ram : Priya …. Chalo mere saath…. Muze malum hai abhi din ke waqt tare nahi ginate….chalooo
Priya : kya Mr. Kapoor meri ginati……. Puri to karane do….
Ram: aree lekin taree nahi to kya gin rahi ho aur wo bhi aise yaha niche baithke…..
Priya : Candles….. Mr. Kapoor ….candles….
Ram: ( aree yaar ….. ye pagal ladki .. kya bole ja rahi hai…. isko to na…) Priya…. Chalo… tum ab utho yahase…. Bahut ho chukka… tumne bhang pi li hai…. tum chalo kamreme….ab kuch maat bolo…chalooo
Vikram : Ram ye candles ki kya baat hai… ?
Ram : tu chup ker Vikram… koi candles wandles kuch nahi… tu bhi na.. wo pagal kuch bhi bole ja rahi hai….tu muze puch raha hai.
Priya : Kya Mr. Kapoor….. mai zooth bol rahi hu…..
Vikram : areee ram kuch khass hai kya ' candles ' leke ?
Ram : tum bhi na vikram.. areee kal raat mai use bola tha ki holi celebration ke baad hum Candle Light Dinner ke liye jayenge…. To wo yehi lekar baithi hogi.. aur Candles candles bol rahi hai…
Priya : haaa yaad aa gaya …. Candle night dinner…. Lekin uske pahele nahana bhi hai… ekkksss….
Ram shuts up her mouth by keeping his hands on her lips. Usko waha se le jata hai……. Neha ke pass.
Ram calls Neha : Neha … Neha… aree bhai isko itni bhang kisne pila di ?
Neha : dekho fatty …. Tu muze kyu puch raha hai ye sub…. Tumhe kya lagata hai… maine pila di useee ?
Ram : areee bappp re… neha… mere kahene ka matlab ye hai… kisine bhi pialiee haiii usko jada ho gaiee hai…. Aur wo dekho pagalonki tarah… behave ker rahi hai….
Priya : Neha aaj se meri Kutti tumhare fatty ke saath ….. muze tumhare ghar le chalo….
Neha : aree kyo katti… kya huwa Priya….
Priya : dekhona ye tumhara fatty hai na kaal raat Muze Darlinggg kahe rahe the..aur abhi pagal bol rahe hai…um,mmm….. mai nahi ……..rahungi…. .yaha…
Ram : Priya…. Ye kya bole ja rahiii ho… ( he looks at her angrily)
Neha : accha accha thik hai… hum fatty ko punishment dete hai…..
Priya starts laughing… aur Mr. Kapoor ki taraf ishare karate unko thnga dikha rahi hai…usko chidha rahi hai
Priya : Neha ye fatty ko naaa……acchi punishment de do… unko na aaj khana maat do… sirf Apple. Only one apple do ….. unhone mere liye yaha jalebiya bhi nahi rakhi….. muze jalebiya… bahut pasand hai..
Aeee neha….. fatty ko bolo na ek gana gane … Mr.. kapoor aap aaj ek gana gaiyeee na….
Ram : ( angrily) yaar Neha ye ladki na ek din muze pagal ker ke chod degi….. kuch gana wana nahi hoga… chalo priya tum chalo room me jate hai…..chalooo….
Priya : rote rote… huuu huuu kya Mr.Kapoor gaieee ye na ek gana…. Acccha chaloo hum saath saath gate hai……. saath saath naaahhaaa ... itneme Ram keeps his hand on her lips
Ram : priya ko jor se pakad ke… kya bole ja rahi ho tummm … hosh me ho kya…tummm…. ( and he gets angry) chupp baitho..
Neha : accha chalo tum dono zagda maat karo….fatty ek gana gao…,mere liye…pleasesss
Ram : ek shart pe ….. Priya, kya gana sunaneke baad tum mere saath upar kamreme chalogi ?… .
Manjoor ? tab mai gana gata hu….ok..
Priya : ha ha….. ok.. pahele gana to shuru karo….
"thande thande pani se nahana chahiye…. Gana aaye ya na aaye gana chaiye….."
Priya , Neha & vik are laughing… and Ram jor se chillake gana ga raha hai…..
Ram gate gate Priya ki taraf dekhta hai… jorse aur ek baar ishara karke gar aha hai… thande thande pani se nahana chahiye…. Ooo thande thande panise nahana chahiye…….. gana aaye ya na aaye ga na chahi
Ram : gana band karate...chalo Priya chalo ab hum upar jayenge…. Neha , vik … hum upar jate hai… aur taiyar hoke naha dhoke wapas niche khana khane aate hai….
Priya : areee Mr. Kapoor aap jaiyeee na….mai iii baad me aati hu…. Aap naha dhoke taiyar ho jaiyeee mai baad me …..
Ram : gusseseee…uske najdik jakar…….uske kanome : Yaad hai tumhe ….. maine subha kya kaha tha … ek ssaathhh nahayenge…………….yadd aa raha hai…..kya…… chalooo tum mere saath….
Priya : haaa mr. kapooor…… muze bhi ek gana yaad aa gaya… mai gauuu….
Aur ram ne ha karnese pahelehi….. Priya shuru ho gaieee…
HAWA KE SAATH SATTH AREEE REEE REEE ,, GHATA KE SANG SANG O SATHI CHALLL….
MUZE LEKE SAATH CHAAL TU… UHI DIN RAT CHAL TU…. SAMBHAL MERE SAATH CHALL TU..
Gaateee gaateee neha ko isharese hath hilake bye bye ker rahi hai… aur Ram ke saath uska haath pakadker KM ja rahi hai unki apni room ki orrr.
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Kabhi Neem Neem Kabhi Shahad Shahad
