Main India main nahin, Australia main hoon...honeymoon par!!!!!!
Bas us incident ke baad Dadi ne zabardasti hamari honeymoon ki tickets book kara di. Iss baar koi bahana bhi nahin chala, aur hamein hamare parivaaron ki khushi ke liye yeh faisla accept karna hi pada.
Itni lambi flight ke baad jab hum pahunche to Mr. Kapoor Sydney airport par hamaarey driver ko dhoondne ke liye mujhe akela chod gaye ... main kitna ghabra gayi thi! Maine toh unko daant bhi diya ki anjaan des mein koi apni biwi ko yoon akela chhodkar chala jaata hai bhala.
Aur jawaab mein Mr. Kapoor ne jab kahaa ki unke alawa mujhe aur koi jhel nahin sakta, mujhe pehle toh bahut gussa aaya but fir socha ki kaash mujhe saari zindagi wahi jheltey rahein.
Hum drive kartey huey Sydney Cricket Ground pahunche aur wahan par Mr. Kapoor ki masoomiyat dekhte ban ti thi. Like all men he too went crazy about cricket aur mujhe unko wahaan se ghaseet kar hotel le jaana padaa. Phir Mr. Kapoor picked up the wrong bag aur mere paas apne koi kapde bhi nahin they except for those nighties jo maa ne Mr. Kapoor ke bag me rakh diye they. Maa se toh India jaa kar nipat loongi but uss waqt I had no option but to wear that red nighty kyunki mere kapdon main se coffee ki smell aa rahi thi ... I just couldn't bear it. I was feeling so embarrassed ki Mr. Kapoor se nazrein bhi mila nahi paa rahi thi and to top it humein yeh pata chala ki poorey honeymoon mein hum dono ko ek single bed share karna padega. Itni hichkichaahat pehle kabhi mehsoos nahi huyi ... par we accepted it ... kyunki ab Mr. Kapoor ke saath compromise karna bhi accha lagta hai!!!
Agle din Daljeet aur Kuljeet ne hamare liye Sydney darshan ka intezaam kiya ... hum opera house gaye ... bahut accha laga, unka talent dekh kar. Mr. Kapoor aur meri toh as usual ladaai bhi ho gayi opera play ko lekar... hahaha.
Agle din hum Vidya Balan aur Emraan Hashmi se miley jo hamaare hotel me hi thehrey thhey. Mr. Kapoor jab mujhe Vidya Balan samajhkar tareefon ke pull baandh rahey thhey tab mujhe unki iss ability ka bhi pataa chala. Mujhe dekh kar unka dil toot hi gaya ' tch tch. Party mein Vidya ne mujhe sab ke saamne apni dance partner banaya ... I was so excited but so nervous all the same. Uspar Mr. Kapoor ne yeh bhi keh diya ki 'Priya please don't make a fool of me and yourself on stage with Vidya'. Bahut mazaa aaya Vidya ke saath "ooh la la" pe dance karne mein.
Kal jab India se mummyji ki tabeeyat kharaab honey ki khabar aayi toh main ghabra gayi thi, aur hum immediately waapis jaaney ki tayyari karne lagey. But phir e kaur phone call aaya ki who bilkul theek hain aur humein India aaney ki koi zaroorat nahi.
Well on that note, I would like to say good bye! Waise bhi mujhe neend aa rahi hai. Lekin pehle Maa se baatein kar leti hoon. Sydney main 1 am hai toh Mumbai main 7.30 pm ... good idea ' Maa ko phone lagatee hoon !