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an amazing story by anu (momma1128)
This creature was called the Baboonalo. It lurked around looking for its soulmate. You could hear its mournful cry
oooo ooo aaa aaa, bhyas
it was looking for something prim and proper, fluffy and well, you get the picture
One night, the night of the super moon - when all of the plain's creatures came out - the baboonalo's cries were answered
the WFC had emerged from hibernation - shaking out it's tail and commenced grooming. A little puff here, a little fluff there
The baboonalo watched intensely and cried his cry and passed his gas
The WFC looked at the baboonalo and cooed....'r u looking at me'
the baboonalo answered 'bhyas yes'
The WFC waddled up to the baboonalo and asked him out on a date..."Take me for some aloo paratha'
While the baboonalo and the WFC were quietly nibbling on their aloo parathas, a group of female huntresses entered.
The baboonalo and the WFC immediately started annoying the huntresses by passing gas (which caused the ladies to don gas masks) and by snorting and making strange cuckoo type noises.
The huntresses listened silently, occassionally throwing warning glances. But due to the super moon, the animals thought that they were too powerful and did not heed the huntresses warning.
The huntresses brandished their weapons - but the baboonalo in all his cockiness just let out his ooo ooo aaaa aaa and mocked them, while the WFC taunted them by saying they were just jealous of his fluffy tail.
Having had enough, the huntresses finally came up to the couple, ate the aloo parathas and then systematically slit the baboonalo's throat while snapping the WFC's scrawny neck. All the while the huntresses chanted "Om aloo shanti".
Peace returned to the plains as well as fresh air.
OM ALOO SHANTI
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