Just another day @ DKP🤡

Disclaimer: No offence to anyone for taking offence🤣

Group Admin: 3T Swahi- 3TS

Group members:

Monsterhu Phriendey-MP

Fanski Baalkikhalkar- FB

Drama Prayas-DP

Lekhika Wordtak-LW

Didya Hearma-DH

HowMush Dallra-HD

Givethemcheap Vastra- GV

Dancetohhai Karani- DK

Gumnaam Chopda-GC

TRP Day- Message broadcast to the team

3TS : guys we need to meet up urgently to discuss our next plan of action err matlab damage control.... can’t meet on the sets cause actors kaccha chaba jayenge aur bahar milengey toh fandom zinda jala degi...let’s meet at the college jiske poore din ke paise diye the but use nahi kiya...

9 x 👍🏼 received

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@ the meet

3TS- THU THU THU , chalo batao shadi karwani hai ki nahi? TRP toh kam hai but stable hai, shall we wait for IPL to end and tab tak naach gaana, rona rulana karwaayein?

MP- shadi ho ya na ho bas remember hero main hoon

Drama Prayaas- sir jo bhi ho zara meeting jaldi pata do mujhe shaam ko KGF dekhne jaana hai mere building ke watchman uncle ke sath, phir raath ko RJ nautankibandkar ka session bhi hota hai..

ek toh 90s ke songs waise bhi almost saare use ho chuke hai and MaAn ki intimacy dikhane ko aapne mana kar diya toh bacha kya mere liye? Kabira couple ki bhi shadi ho gayi, ab unke liye kaand ka prabandh karu ya inke? upar se tabela ka bhi pressure hai mujhpar, mere craft ko aap test na karo.. Anuj ke char ko mai aur butcher nahi kar sakti...kuch toh kaho sir ab mai inspiration kisse loon?

MP- I have a great body of work behind me, usmein se koi character ko utha lo apne hero ke liye...aur jab mai hoon toh kaand ki kya fikar? I am saakshaat kaand myself, just stick me in here and there and job done.

Fanski Baalkikhaalkar- sir meri bhi dinner date hai Facade Shana ke sath, I aint got no time for your Anupama kaands now tbh, unless you are thinking of Aniruddh’s return...ek toh I voluntered to take SM flak for you, now the FD keeps tagging me on twitter with all their ‘STOP RUINING ANUPAMA’ tweets, only if they knew ki backlash se toh humein kick milti hai aur zyada bura karne ki, sore losers I tell you LOL...I say lets stick to those MaAn lollipops we dish out every now and then and let them cry...

MP- ok how about Anupama goes on a dinner date with Vanraj on her shadi night? cause he has to discuss some urgent baccho ka baap routine stuff?

Dancetohhai Karani- sir you have to give me atleast one day notice to prep for these ceremonies ok? bekaar wali choreography karwana is not as easy as you think...especially when they are all pretty decent dancers, except a few...

MP- arey yaar mai hoon na, mujhe har scene mein nachade mai kar loonga tere saare dance steps asaani se, waise tu mere sath reels kyu nahi banata?

Gumnaam Chopda - sir we are low on Vanraj ke ugly mooch clips to chipkao after every 3 minutes, either make him appear less frequently or else I’ll have to use all that extra chopped footage we shot with MaAn as flashback scenes.

MP- oho yaar mai doonga na tujhe aur gandi wali expressions, I’m a pro at those bro, do not even think of giving MaAn my screen time. remember mai na hota toh yeh show na hota.

Didya Hearma - haan ok if you can’t do that then I’ll have give you some dialogues which honestly is very taxing for me after all the bohot bohot bohot surri wale bhashan I write for Anupama and dont even get me started on Anuj ki shayari, thanks for making me cut down on them, makes my life easier.

MP- thats not a problem as long you give me bada aadmi, jungle ka sher and Vanraj Shah jaise powerful lines...also, feel free to rinse repeat daadi ki shadi, beti ka kanyadaan they always work in my favour.

Givethemcheap Vastra- Sir but maine toh aapko best costumes diye, dont you agree? and I made sure Anuj doesnt outshine you, atleast when it comes to costumes, baaki toh uska talent bolta hai I cant control that...I also made sure Anupama’s look with Anuj is boring, MaAn must never look better than AnuRaj and I also try my best to give MaAn the worst outfits, their purple was such a mast eye sore haina?

MP- yeah ok no need to brag, and FYI I wont settle for anything less than a groom’s sherwani for me if the wedding is happening, infact I think you should get me remarried to Anupama, let’s just eliminate Anuj altogether, bohot kar liya trend usne, ab meri baari hai...

Lekhika Wordtak- jo bhi karna hai sir please dont leave it till the last minute to make changes, I can only write/ type so much in so little time...it takes a lot out of me to write this trash, sorry I didnt mean you sir...

MP- its ok, I’m used to justifying myself, I mean my character every so often so much that it’s become a part of me.

Howmush Daalra - now can we discuss how much chemistry we want to show between MaAn? I need to condition myself to be indifferent to their scenes.

MP- I think one hug per ceremony is more than whats required, waise bhi Anupama ki chemistry is better with Vanraj, so MaAn can trend all they like but TRP toh Vanraj hi laata hai.

3TS- accha wo nayi family ki casting ka kya hua? koi dhang ka bedhanga mila?

MP- why dont you bring Ritika back? I feel I didnt get enough screen time with her in Namaste America

3TS- yaar maine poora prequel bana dala tere liye, toh teri itti choti khwaish poori nahi kar sakta? of course why not.

MP- if not Ritika then bring someone with similar physicality ok? and make sure she has nothing to do with Anuj, I cant tolerate him getting anymore attention than he is already...

3TS- ok done, chalo I gotto go settle the dues of that Udaipur palace I had hired apni kidney deke ...designer lehenga bhi auction karwana hai to hire costumes for the entire team of Anuapama aur channel se apne next OTT project ki bhi toh baat karni hai, I think we should call it ‘SuJan- ek amar prem gaatha’ what say? THU THU THU!

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seriously no offence intended to anybody

if this is liked I might do one with the actors, though it might be a bit tricky but lets see if and when it comes to it.

Res

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Sorry for the bohot bohot bohot late unres 😳

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Meanwhile, in a secret location far, far away, several machines were triggered into action the moment the word “fandom” was broadcast by 3TS.

Alarms bleeped a “thu thu thu” in phones across various time zones. Dinners were abandoned, sleeps rudely interrupted and breakfasts and lunches pushed away unceremoniously as phones were grabbed and members of this secretive group headed to their safe rooms.

Punching the numbers, 111281, brought to life the banks of screens set up in there which allowed them to see each other, and most importantly, see 3TS and listen in to every word that he said. Regardless of where he was.

Setting up this elaborate network had not been easy. But, this highly motivated and determined group had the zeal needed to persevere. Knowledge of the rudiments of hacking by one of the members had proven to be tremendously useful.

The group looked on silently as one by one the who’s who of India’s second most torturous show filed in. With MP taking centre stage. Again. As usual.

Horror showed on all of their faces as the meeting panned out. The concerted and deliberate sabotaging of everything to do with their beloved, their raison d être, was not a new phenomenon for them. But each time they saw it play out live in this manner, it made their blood boil some more.

There was hushed silence as the meeting ended. Broken only by the sound of retching when MP and 3TS embraced warmly at the end.

The moment the live telecast went blank, all hell broke loose with outrageous shouts and comments tumbling around.

“Uff, uff, uff”, their leader’s voice cut in, silencing them instantly.

“Is everyone clear about their parts in our 69 point plan to annihilate MP on SM?”

“Right, let’s do it! Let’s puff up our chests and flex our biceps and show them who is the one who rules the show… and the fandom’s hearts!”

oOo

Hina this was hilarious! Your dimaag comes up with the most mast dialogues and scenarios. Witty sarcasm, my favourite ❤️

When are you giving us the third instalment please?

Hinaaaa!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

This is the best thing I've read on forum in a long long long time! 🤣🤣

Each and every line was like a pocket of laughter! Damn! I can't even breathe!

You nailed it bro! 🤣

I'm looking forward for the one with actors! 🤣

The hero forgot his present heroine? Haww! Past Wali almost-heroine became so important to him!

P.S Anupama is no heroine, she's doormat!

Originally posted by: hinz

Disclaimer: No offence to anyone for taking offence🤣

Group Admin: 3T Swahi- 3TS

Group members:

Monsterhu Phriendey-MP

Fanski Baalkikhalkar- FB

Drama Prayas-DP

Lekhika Wordtak-LW

Didya Hearma-DH

HowMush Dallra-HD

Givethemcheap Vastra- GV

Dancetohhai Karani- DK

Gumnaam Chopda-GC

TRP Day- Message broadcast to the team

3TS : guys we need to meet up urgently to discuss our next plan of action err matlab damage control.... can’t meet on the sets cause actors kaccha chaba jayenge aur bahar milengey toh fandom zinda jala degi...let’s meet at the college jiske poore din ke paise diye the but use nahi kiya...

9 x 👍🏼 received

*********

@ the meet

3TS- THU THU THU , chalo batao shadi karwani hai ki nahi? TRP toh kam hai but stable hai, shall we wait for IPL to end and tab tak naach gaana, rona rulana karwaayein?

MP- shadi ho ya na ho bas remember hero main hoon

DP- sir jo bhi ho zara meeting jaldi pata do mujhe shaam ko KGF dekhne jaana hai mere building ke watchman uncle ke sath, phir raath ko RJ nautankibandkar ka session bhi hota hai..

ek toh 90s ke songs waise bhi almost saare use ho chuke hai and MaAn ki intimacy dikhane ko aapne mana kar diya toh bacha kya mere liye? Kabira couple ki bhi shadi ho gayi, ab unke liye kaand ka prabandh karu ya inke? upar se tabela ka bhi pressure hai mujhpar, mere craft ko aap test na karo.. Anuj ke char ko mai aur butcher nahi kar sakti...kuch toh kaho sir ab mai inspiration kisse loon mai?

MP- I have a great body of work behind me, usmein se koi character ko utha lo apne hero ke liye...aur jab mai hoon toh kaand ki kya fikar, I am saakshaat kaand myself, just stick me in here and there.

FB- sir meri bhi dinner date hai Facade Shana ke sath, I aint got time for your Anupama kaands now tbh, unless you are thinking of Aniruddh’s return...ek toh I voluntered to take SM flak for you, now the FD keeps tagging me on twitter with all their ‘STOP RUINING ANUPAMA’ tweets, only if they knew ki backlash se toh humein kick milti hai aur zyada bura karne ki, sore losers LOL...I say lets stick to those MaAn lollipops we dish out every now and then and let them cry...

MP- ok how about Anupama goes on a dinner date with Vanraj on her shadi night? cause he has to discuss some urgent baccho ka baap routine stuff?

DK- sir you have to give me atleast one day notice to prep for these ceremonies ok, bekaar wali choreography karwana is not as easy as you think...especially when they are all pretty decent dancers, except a few...

MP- arey yaar mai hoon na, mujhe har scene mein nachade mai kar loonga tere saare dance steps asaani se, waise tu mere sath reels kyu nahi banata?

GC- sir we are low on Vanraj ke ugly mooch clips to chipkao after every 3 minutes, either make him appear less frequently or else I’ll have to use all that extra chopped footage we shot with MaAn as flashback scenes.

MP- oho yaar mai doonga na tujhe aur gandi wali expressions, I’m a pro at those bro , do not even think of giving MaAn my screen time. remember mai na hota toh yeh show na hota.

DH- haan ok if you can’t do that then I’ll have give you some dialogues which honestly is very taxing for me after all the bohot bohot bohot surri wale bhashan I write for Anupama and dont even get me started on Anuj ki shayari, thanks for making me cut down on them, makes my life easier.

MP- thats not a problem as long you give me bada aadmi, jungle ka sher and Vanraj Shah jaise powerful lines...also, feel free to rinse repeat daadi ki shadi, beti ka kanyadaan they always work in my favour.

GV- Sir but maine toh aapko best costumes diye, dont you agree? and I made sure Anuj doesnt outshine you, atleast when it comes to costumes, baaki toh uska talent bolta hai I cant control that...I also made sure Anupama’s look with Anuj is boring, MaAn must never look better than AnuRaj and I also try my best to give MaAn the worst outfits, their purple was such a mast eye sore haina?

MP- yeah ok no need to brag, and FYI I wont settle for anything less than a groom’s sherwani for me if the wedding is happening, infact I think you should get me remarried to Anupama, let’s just eliminate Anuj altogether, bohot kar liya trend usne, ab meri baari hai...

LW- jo bhi karna hai please dont leave it till the last minute, I can only write/ type so much in so little time...it takes a lot out of me to write so much trash, sorry I didnt mean you sir...

MP- its ok, I’m used to justifying myself, I mean my character every so often so much that it’s become a part of me.

HD- now can we discuss how much chemistry we want to show between MaAn? I need to condition myself to be indifferent to their scenes.

MP- I think one hug per ceremony is more than whats required, waise bhi Anupama ki chemistry is better with Vanraj, so MaAn can trend all they like but TRP toh Vanraj hi laata hai.

3TS- accha wo nayi family ki casting ka kya hua? koi dhang ka mila?

MP- why dont you bring Ritika back? I feel I didnt get enough screen time with her in Namaste America

3TS- yaar poora prequel bana dala maine tere liye, toh teri itti choti khwaish poori nahi kar sakta? of course why not.

MP- if not Ritika then bring someone with similar physicality ok? and make sure she has nothing to do with Anuj, I cant tolerate him getting anymore attention than he is already...

3TS- ok done, chalo I gotto go settle the dues of that Udaipur palace I had hired apni kidney deke ...designer lehenga ko bhi auction karwana hai to hire costumes for the entire team here aur channel se apne next OTT project ki bhi toh baat karni hai, I think we should call it ‘SuJan- ek amar prem gatha’ what say?

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seriously no offence intended to anybody

if this is liked I might do one with the actors, though that might be a bit tricky but lets see if and when it comes to it.

Awesome write up. Exactly described the scenarios. And Yes to AnuRaj union. Just watched ep 387 again and reality hit me. Anuj ka character ko Burj Khalifa se neeche phek diya. 😭

This was hilarious 🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭

I'm damn sure this is how it happenssss!!!!

Haan please actora ka bhi likh do na..

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Damn 🤣

So relatable though 😂 😂

This was absolutely brilliant...🤣🤣

Hinaaa🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Bto😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Ok one two three take a deep breath and calm down shrizz...🧘‍♀️🧘‍♀️🧘‍♀️

Let me read it again 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣