Sholay version of VOI. MUST READ!

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This scenario took place on the day of grand finale, when show was about to start and all of a sudden Gajji jumps on the stage and after that. . .

It goes like this.

Gajji: Hmmmm.... Kitane participants the?

Shaan: s.ss sss .. sardar.. 12 the.

Gajji: hmmm.. 12 participants? .... SOOWAR KE BACHCHO.. (Addressing to judges) woh 12 the aur tum 5. phir bhi bahir ho gayeye . Kya samajh kur sub ko bahir nikala, Gajji bahot khus hoga sabasi dega kyoon? DHIKKAR HAI ...

Jatin Lalit: immediately says, Gajji, saraswati maa ki kasam, may to neutral judge ho, mujhay zaleel nahin karo.

Gajji: Arre O Shaan... kitna inaam rakkhe hai Amul waly VOI par?

Shaan: sardar.. .. Poore 20 lakh and 1 gari ..

Gajji: Sunan.. poore 20 lakh aur 1 gari.. aur yeh inaam isliye hai ke yaha se pachas pachas kos door jub bhi koyee acha singer acha gana gata hay, to uss kay parents kahtay hai beta/beti acha mut gaa.. nahi to Gajji sunlega. Aur yeh 5 haraam jaade..ye Gajinder singh kaa naam poora mitti me milaay diye.. aur itnay achay singers final 2 may lay aye… sajaa milegi.. baraabar milegi..( Abhijeet se revolver leta hai aur usse poochhta hai) kitni goli hai iske andar?

Abhijeet: (woh chauk jaata hai, or speechless)

Gajji (shouting) : KITNI GOLI HAI?

Abhijeet: (shivering) Chhe sardaar (six)

Gajji: (khud se) chhe (6)? (Shouts) 6 GOLI.. 6 GOLI HAI ISKE ANADAR.. 6 goli aur judge 5... bahot naa insaafi hai yeh...( 1 goli hawa me uda deta hai) ab theek hai. haa ab theek hai.. ab iske 5 khaano (holes) me goli hai 1 khali.. ab ham issko ghumaege....(...) ab kaha goli hai kaha nahi? .. hamko nahi pata .. hamko kuchh nahi pataa. is revolver me 5 jindagi (life) 1 maut (death) band hai... dekhe kisse kya milta hai? Moves his revolver towards Jatin Pandit….

Jatin Pandit: Gajji , saraswati maa ki kasam, may jhoot boloon to mujhay roti na millay, actually shaan bhi brabar kaa partner hay, 6 gooliaan poori karo nahin to tumhay saraswat maa ka ashrap lagay gaa.

Shaan: Aray kia baat hay jatin ji aap ki, harami kaam aap karein aur goli khayin hum. Wah wah issi khusi may TALIYAANN (clapping)

Gajji points his revolver towards Abhijeet

Abhijeet : Agar Toshi or Irfan kay eliminate honay pur mujhay goli Khani pari to may chup nahin rahun gaa, iss leye mujhay chup rahney do and don't disturb me or else I'll ask Ishmeet to call his brothers and get Gajji killed. (Gaji again gets confused!)

Gajji points his revolver towards Alka Yagnik

Alka Yagnik: Gajji, yah pata nahin janta kee waja say humay goli kion Khan pur rahi hay. Meri Abhilasha yahan hoti to may usko agay kur deti aur goli usa lug jati.

Gajji points his revolver towards Adesh Shrivastav

Adesh Shrivastav: (Shouts) GAJJI, ARAY MERA MAN (Heart) GOLI KHANAY KO NAHIN KUR RAHA TO JABARDASTI HAY KIA. Gajji, yah jo game tum nay khali hay naa…. Saraswati maya ki saugand. ... Goli tujhay bhi Khan ho gi. JAY GANGA MAYA KI. (Gajji is scared now!)

Gajji points his revolver towards Lalit Pandit

Lalit Pandit: Gajji, mera khayal hay kay aaj goli mujhay nahin lagay gi, yeh meri sirf prediction hay, agay tumhari marzi. Lekin yah anap shanap goliaan maar kur tum bach nahin jayoo gay. Janta tumhay nahin choray gee.

Now Gajji is very confused, because no body dared to speak against Gabbar Singh (in Sholay) and here everyone retaliated to Gajinder Singh! (they have Singh in common).

Gajji: points his revolver towards Shaan and says .. .teraa kya hoga Shaan?

Shaan: ..s..sardar... maine aapkaa namak khaayaa hai sardaar..

Gajji: ab.. goli kha! (revolver Shaan par chalata hai use goli nahi lagati) kamaal ho gaya... Pehla bachh gaye ( ab Gajji ka hansane chaalu karataa hai) yeh Shaan h.. ha ha .. ko .. goli nahi lagi( ab Gajji jor se hans rahaa hai) (5 judges bhi hasnaa chaalu karate hai.... aur achanak 5 goliyon ki aawaaj aati hai aur woh 5 judge mar jaate hai... ekdam sannataa chha jaata hai.. thodi der baad Gajji says) jiss nay acha gaya.. samazo eliminate ho gayaa.

Now Harshit & Ishmeet were present at this scene and they were so scared and ran away from the stage. Lataji was very happy because he didn't want to choose VOI from final 2 and Amul company went bankrupt for sponsoring VOI.

No evil doing meant here, just a funny side of VOI. If anybody's hurt, my apologies in advance.

Originally posted by: avijee

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It may take time to read it, but please read it completely if you want to enjoy.

This scenario took place on the day of grand finale, when show was about to start and all of a sudden Gajji jumps on the stage and after that. . .

It goes like this.

Gajji: Hmmmm.... Kitane participants the?

Shaan: s.ss sss .. sardar.. 12 the.

Gajji: hmmm.. 12 participants? .... SOOWAR KE BACHCHO.. (Addressing to judges) woh 12 the aur tum 5. phir bhi bahir ho gayeye . Kya samajh kur sub ko bahir nikala, Gajji bahot khus hoga sabasi dega kyoon? DHIKKAR HAI ...

Jatin Lalit: immediately says, Gajji, saraswati maa ki kasam, may to neutral judge ho, mujhay zaleel nahin karo.

Gajji: Arre O Shaan... kitna inaam rakkhe hai Amul waly VOI par?

Shaan: sardar.. .. Poore 20 lakh and 1 gari ..

Gajji: Sunan.. poore 20 lakh aur 1 gari.. aur yeh inaam isliye hai ke yaha se pachas pachas kos door jub bhi koyee acha singer acha gana gata hay, to uss kay parents kahtay hai beta/beti acha mut gaa.. nahi to Gajji sunlega. Aur yeh 5 haraam jaade..ye Gajinder singh kaa naam poora mitti me milaay diye.. aur itnay achay singers final 2 may lay aye… sajaa milegi.. baraabar milegi..( Abhijeet se revolver leta hai aur usse poochhta hai) kitni goli hai iske andar?

Abhijeet: (woh chauk jaata hai, or speechless)

Gajji (shouting) : KITNI GOLI HAI?

Abhijeet: (shivering) Chhe sardaar (six)

Gajji: (khud se) chhe (6)? (Shouts) 6 GOLI.. 6 GOLI HAI ISKE ANADAR.. 6 goli aur judge 5... bahot naa insaafi hai yeh...( 1 goli hawa me uda deta hai) ab theek hai. haa ab theek hai.. ab iske 5 khaano (holes) me goli hai 1 khali.. ab ham issko ghumaege....(...) ab kaha goli hai kaha nahi? .. hamko nahi pata .. hamko kuchh nahi pataa. is revolver me 5 jindagi (life) 1 maut (death) band hai... dekhe kisse kya milta hai? Moves his revolver towards Jatin Pandit….

Jatin Pandit:(STANDS UP) Gajji , saraswati maa ki kasam, may jhoot boloon to mujhay roti na millay,(waise bhi mere ghar mein kitchen nahi hai) actually shaan bhi brabar kaa partner hay, 6 gooliaan poori karo nahin to tumhay saraswat maa ka ashrap lagay gaa.

Shaan: Aray kia baat hay jatin ji aap ki, harami kaam aap karein aur goli khayin hum. Wah wah issi khusi may TALIYAANN (clapping)

Gajji points his revolver towards Abhijeet

Abhijeet : Agar Toshi or Irfan kay eliminate honay pur mujhay goli Khani pari to may chup nahin rahun gaa, iss leye mujhay chup rahney do and don't disturb me or else I'll ask Ishmeet to call his brothers and get Gajji killed. (Gaji again gets confused!)

Gajji points his revolver towards Alka Yagnik

Alka Yagnik: Gajji, yah pata nahin janta kee waja say humay goli kion Khan pur rahi hay. Meri Abhilasha yahan hoti to may usko agay kur deti aur goli usa lug jati. Agar aap bole to mein yeh show quit kar doongi

Gajji points his revolver towards Adesh Shrivastav

Adesh Shrivastav: (Shouts) GAJJI, ARAY MERA MAN (Heart) GOLI KHANAY KO NAHIN KUR RAHA TO JABARDASTI HAY KIA. Gajji, yah jo game tum nay khali hay naa…. Saraswati maya ki saugand. ... Goli tujhay bhi Khan ho gi. JAY GANGA MAYA KI.Uyi..uyi..uyi...uyi...uyi...uyi..... (Gajji is scared now!)

Gajji points his revolver towards Lalit Pandit

Lalit Pandit: Gajji, mera khayal hay kay aaj goli mujhay nahin lagay gi, yeh meri sirf prediction hay, agay tumhari marzi. Lekin yah anap shanap goliaan maar kur tum bach nahin jayoo gay. Janta tumhay nahin choray gee. Lekin plz Harshit ko goli mat marna...woh uski daadi ka aur mera ek dum favourite hai aur wohi voi hai

Now Gajji is very confused, because no body dared to speak against Gabbar Singh (in Sholay) and here everyone retaliated to Gajinder Singh! (they have Singh in common).

Gajji: points his revolver towards Shaan and says .. .teraa kya hoga Shaan?

Shaan: ..s..sardar... maine aapkaa namak khaayaa hai sardaar..

Gajji: ab.. goli kha! (revolver Shaan par chalata hai use goli nahi lagati) kamaal ho gaya... Pehla bachh gaye Satyameva jayate..sache suron ke jai jaikar!!( ab Gajji ka hansane chaalu karataa hai) yeh Shaan h.. ha ha .. ko .. goli nahi lagi( ab Gajji jor se hans rahaa hai) (5 judges bhi hasnaa chaalu karate hai.... aur achanak 5 goliyon ki aawaaj aati hai aur woh 5 judge mar jaate hai... ekdam sannataa chha jaata hai.. thodi der baad Gajji says) jiss nay acha gaya.. samazo eliminate ho gayaa.

Anti climax : Gajji says, " maine yeh show banaya aur sache suron ka apmaan kiya.....main paapi hoon......mujhe maf karna janta...Lataji.....(Gajji points the revolver to his head and fires, but the revolver is empty!!)

Gajji: "Oh... toh yeh janta ki decision hai ki mein zinda rahoon aur svoi 2 banaoon...Thank you janta!!!"

Now Harshit & Ishmeet were present at this scene and they were so scared and ran away from the stage. Lataji was very happy because he didn't want to choose VOI from final 2 and Amul company went bankrupt for sponsoring VOI.

No evil doing meant here, just a funny side of VOI. If anybody's hurt, my apologies in advance.

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good job avijee and SAnode for this detailed script of the ASVOI
pls somebody send this to Gajji so he can make more money by copying this idea

absolutely hilarious .. gr8 job 👏 🤣

Originally posted by: doc_kash

absolutely hilarious .. gr8 job 👏 🤣

Thanks. I was planning to add Ekta Kapoor as Thaakur Saab (not the moderator but Sanjeev Kapoor in Sholay😆) who eventually kills Gabbar Singh (Gajji)😆, but couldn't find the right place to fit them in.

WAW dats really kooooooooool
nice one.......gud job.....
i dun wann anyone of dem becum VOI...so iluv ur end.... 😃

Realyy its very good joke.hats off to ur creativity 👏 👏 👏

one word fantasticcccccccccccc its absoulutely awesome lolllll 😆

ya its true and funny too ;)

Last night while watching finale, I thought may be Gajji jumps on stage 😆 . Anyways, results are actually not fair.