'I say Gollooo', who are these rubes? Staring at us so goo-goo eyed?! ' ... Momma B. was pretty fresh even as the Sethi Sisters stood there in a stuperous state ... uh ... why were they so stricken? Uh ... never mind ... 'Oh mama, mama ... I gotta have the room at the very top ... the view is incomparable from those heights ... oh mama mama ... pulleeezzee?!!!' ... 'Of course sweetie, of course' ... smooch smooch smooch ... hug hug hug ...
'Hey, hey! Jaaaney munn ... idhur bhi aayo na ... tumhari adyaayon pe main vara vara (that's a variant on that other inane ditty)?!' ... the BBB was pretty fresh as he beckoned the silent seething Mili ... out to investigate the commotion ... looking down at 13/24 from the terrace at 12/24 ... wonder if the meat being barbecued was fresh?
'Oye ... buruf hai kya? ... Arre ... buruf hi to mangi thi ... kaunsa teri behen ka haath maanga?' ... now that goon was a little too fresh ... they should have thrown a bunch of ice at him ... might have cooled down his intoxicated heat ...
'Kusrutt?!!! Aunty-ji ... main yogaa karne gayi thi' ... Anita getting fresh with her minlaw ... looking all fresh and fashionable in her getup and makeup ... poor Momma S. ... so not up on the fresh and new ... she's still in the dark ages ... ever heard of women doing kusrutt?! (BTW: all hindustanis can now dispense with pronouncing it 'yogaa' ... that's a tad too fresh ... 'tis yog ... hatha yog is even better) ...
'Mrs. Sethi!! Things may be hunky-dory at your end, but here they're in total shambles ... no thanks to you!! I've even been parted from my only son and heir!!' ... now, now, Poppa T. should we be so fresh with the inlaws?! At least Momma T. aint havin' any of her daughter's freshness ... she's being ordered back to her 'home' ... oh pulleezzei!!! Could we have her linger at the T. Mahal a tad longer? Pulleezze?!!
Smooch smooch smooch ... hug hug hug ... 'Hey, no one's home ... whaddya think? hunh? hunh? Whaddya say ... shall we? hunh? hunh?!!' ... imagine that!! In the middle of the day?!! With all these fresh carrots waiting to be scraped?!! ... Simi's having none of hubby Abhi's freshness ...
'Fine!! Be that way!! I guess, I'll go freshen up!!' ... he even checks his underarms and almost reels from the stench!!! Yikes!!!! Yup! We think you should freshen up too ... they did give him a fresh new T-shirt ... now he needs a fresh pair of jeans and shoes ...
Have you noticed how the entire neighborhood is clad in those dangling creepers? All the leaves in such symmetry ... spaced apart equally ... down to the millimeter ... now there's fresh for you!!
Let's see ... we've had quite a number of visits to the City Hospital in Karol Bagh (how far is it from 33 Hauz Khas, the address of the summer Dagar Mansion? Can there even be such a palatial setting in Hauz Khas?!) ... Hubby Abhi is now going after the BBB with that giant knife ... we've had an unequal number of visits to the Police Thaana you see ...
Say, Sunshiners ... how about a fresh idea or two?