How Fresh Can Things Get?

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Posted: 15 years ago
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'I say Gollooo', who are these rubes? Staring at us so goo-goo eyed?! ' ... Momma B. was pretty fresh even as the Sethi Sisters stood there in a stuperous state ... uh ... why were they so stricken? Uh ... never mind ... 'Oh mama, mama ... I gotta have the room at the very top ... the view is incomparable from those heights ... oh mama mama ... pulleeezzee?!!!' ... 'Of course sweetie, of course' ... smooch smooch smooch ... hug hug hug ...

'Hey, hey! Jaaaney munn ... idhur bhi aayo na ... tumhari adyaayon pe main vara vara (that's a variant on that other inane ditty)?!' ... the BBB was pretty fresh as he beckoned the silent seething Mili ... out to investigate the commotion ... looking down at 13/24 from the terrace at 12/24 ... wonder if the meat being barbecued was fresh?

'Oye ... buruf hai kya? ... Arre ... buruf hi to mangi thi ... kaunsa teri behen ka haath maanga?' ... now that goon was a little too fresh ... they should have thrown a bunch of ice at him ... might have cooled down his intoxicated heat ...

'Kusrutt?!!! Aunty-ji ... main yogaa karne gayi thi' ... Anita getting fresh with her minlaw ... looking all fresh and fashionable in her getup and makeup ... poor Momma S. ... so not up on the fresh and new ... she's still in the dark ages ... ever heard of women doing kusrutt?! (BTW: all hindustanis can now dispense with pronouncing it 'yogaa' ... that's a tad too fresh ... 'tis yog ... hatha yog is even better) ...

'Mrs. Sethi!! Things may be hunky-dory at your end, but here they're in total shambles ... no thanks to you!! I've even been parted from my only son and heir!!' ... now, now, Poppa T. should we be so fresh with the inlaws?! At least Momma T. aint havin' any of her daughter's freshness ... she's being ordered back to her 'home' ... oh pulleezzei!!! Could we have her linger at the T. Mahal a tad longer? Pulleezze?!!

Smooch smooch smooch ... hug hug hug ... 'Hey, no one's home ... whaddya think? hunh? hunh? Whaddya say ... shall we? hunh? hunh?!!' ... imagine that!! In the middle of the day?!! With all these fresh carrots waiting to be scraped?!! ... Simi's having none of hubby Abhi's freshness ...

'Fine!! Be that way!! I guess, I'll go freshen up!!' ... he even checks his underarms and almost reels from the stench!!! Yikes!!!! Yup! We think you should freshen up too ... they did give him a fresh new T-shirt ... now he needs a fresh pair of jeans and shoes ...

Have you noticed how the entire neighborhood is clad in those dangling creepers? All the leaves in such symmetry ... spaced apart equally ... down to the millimeter ... now there's fresh for you!!

Let's see ... we've had quite a number of visits to the City Hospital in Karol Bagh (how far is it from 33 Hauz Khas, the address of the summer Dagar Mansion? Can there even be such a palatial setting in Hauz Khas?!) ... Hubby Abhi is now going after the BBB with that giant knife ... we've had an unequal number of visits to the Police Thaana you see ...

Say, Sunshiners ... how about a fresh idea or two?

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Posted: 15 years ago
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🤣 your followup report is a delight to read ...
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how on earth did mrs.blush'n'coy get wind of her middle's sis' problames?? i mean...bolt outa the blue...to the rescue..from nakul le dagger fortescue...ah well..the last was just for rhymers...but that bit...the rhyming ie.. was a heckuva lot more creative than the plotlines of our dear middul class 'hood and 1/2......
do the sisters share ESP...then why have most of the shenanigans in the 1st place...and while at it...add ENERGIZE!!! to the plotlines as well...'coz the big bad mum...of the trulyinneedofadentaljob. villain.......suddenly managed to haul off her a** and actually use the mean face and whiny tone to actually...oh!! tis is truly genetix folks...holler a threat!!! guess where the son gets it from!!

a truly stinky apple pretty much lands on its spluchy icky bu** next to the treuly icky tree...and then they head off to spread their own version of the truly icky virus to near and far off 'hoods...in the guise of beautification...gentrification...floccinocihillinilipilification...
did the environment commission miss this method of natural pruning...by any chance??? 😕
wonder what a certain C.Darwin would have named this theory?????...survival of the sh**test??
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Originally posted by: SValeCalGal

'I say Gollooo', who are these rubes? Staring at us so goo-goo eyed?! ' ... Momma B. was pretty fresh even as the Sethi Sisters stood there in a stuperous state ... uh ... why were they so stricken? Uh ... never mind ... 'Oh mama, mama ... I gotta have the room at the very top ... the view is incomparable from those heights ... oh mama mama ... pulleeezzee?!!!' ... 'Of course sweetie, of course' ... smooch smooch smooch ... hug hug hug ...

'Hey, hey! Jaaaney munn ... idhur bhi aayo na ... tumhari adyaayon pe main vara vara (that's a variant on that other inane ditty)?!' ... the BBB was pretty fresh as he beckoned the silent seething Mili ... out to investigate the commotion ... looking down at 13/24 from the terrace at 12/24 ... wonder if the meat being barbecued was fresh?

'Oye ... buruf hai kya? ... Arre ... buruf hi to mangi thi ... kaunsa teri behen ka haath maanga?' ... now that goon was a little too fresh ... they should have thrown a bunch of ice at him ... might have cooled down his intoxicated heat ...

'Kusrutt?!!! Aunty-ji ... main yogaa karne gayi thi' ... Anita getting fresh with her minlaw ... looking all fresh and fashionable in her getup and makeup ... poor Momma S. ... so not up on the fresh and new ... she's still in the dark ages ... ever heard of women doing kusrutt?! (BTW: all hindustanis can now dispense with pronouncing it 'yogaa' ... that's a tad too fresh ... 'tis yog ... hatha yog is even better) ...

'Mrs. Sethi!! Things may be hunky-dory at your end, but here they're in total shambles ... no thanks to you!! I've even been parted from my only son and heir!!' ... now, now, Poppa T. should we be so fresh with the inlaws?! At least Momma T. aint havin' any of her daughter's freshness ... she's being ordered back to her 'home' ... oh pulleezzei!!! Could we have her linger at the T. Mahal a tad longer? Pulleezze?!!

Smooch smooch smooch ... hug hug hug ... 'Hey, no one's home ... whaddya think? hunh? hunh? Whaddya say ... shall we? hunh? hunh?!!' ... imagine that!! In the middle of the day?!! With all these fresh carrots waiting to be scraped?!! ... Simi's having none of hubby Abhi's freshness ...

'Fine!! Be that way!! I guess, I'll go freshen up!!' ... he even checks his underarms and almost reels from the stench!!! Yikes!!!! Yup! We think you should freshen up too ... they did give him a fresh new T-shirt ... now he needs a fresh pair of jeans and shoes ...

Have you noticed how the entire neighborhood is clad in those dangling creepers? All the leaves in such symmetry ... spaced apart equally ... down to the millimeter ... now there's fresh for you!!

Let's see ... we've had quite a number of visits to the City Hospital in Karol Bagh (how far is it from 33 Hauz Khas, the address of the summer Dagar Mansion? Can there even be such a palatial setting in Hauz Khas?!) ... Hubby Abhi is now going after the BBB with that giant knife ... we've had an unequal number of visits to the Police Thaana you see ...

Say, Sunshiners ... how about a fresh idea or two?


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D .............you are the ASLI.........queen of writing and getting away with words and leaving nothing to chance by putting your posts this fantastic way. Aren't you ever faced with the oddest of quandaries.???...... You are one !!!!! thoughtful ,well observing critique to the point of being blunt about your views,........and your displeasure's????, (or very rarely your pleasures mmmmm when was that last time I missed that post.)😃.!!!!!!...........and extremely 😆entertaining,,,, critical way and that is one of the many reasons why?? the creative's or the Sun shiner's are working and trying hard to extend this gesture of their reformed show. BTW do you have a notepad to write down what is being said or is happening to give us a clear and precise rerun in your humorous posts.... love your posts always have in the past too.

BTW.😕....Things are fresh here and just bought too......... except the damn meat.???..😲 that looked like came from the doll house souvenirs.?????🤣 The t-shirts for the Casanova is totally a whole different challenge????/😎


But D😕...... come on once in a while admit and write about ......the par excellence of Abhi/Neil his credibility as an actor or reckon .... the other phenomenal stars on the show!!!!!!. your favorite durfiteh munh would do and good for his ego too ........😡or is it your calculated attempt to have all that for the 150th episode to entertain us with ????..........
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Posted: 15 years ago
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Originally posted by: femmedivine

how on earth did mrs.blush'n'coy get wind of her middle's sis' problames?? i mean...bolt outa the blue...to the rescue..from nakul le dagger fortescue...ah well..the last was just for rhymers...but that bit...the rhyming ie.. was a heckuva lot more creative than the plotlines of our dear middul class 'hood and 1/2......
do the sisters share ESP...then why have most of the shenanigans in the 1st place...and while at it...add ENERGIZE!!! to the plotlines as well...'coz the big bad mum...of the trulyinneedofadentaljob. villain.......suddenly managed to haul off her a** and actually use the mean face and whiny tone to actually...oh!! tis is truly genetix folks...holler a threat!!! guess where the son gets it from!!

a truly stinky apple pretty much lands on its spluchy icky bu** next to the treuly icky tree...and then they head off to spread their own version of the truly icky virus to near and far off 'hoods...in the guise of beautification...gentrification...floccinocihillinilipilification...
did the environment commission miss this method of natural pruning...by any chance??? 😕
wonder what a certain C.Darwin would have named this theory?????...survival of the sh**test??

When Ms Peabrain storms out of the dagger mansion tellling her DH that you cant help , you will listen to your bro only , he panicks and calls someone . Which of course i had guessed right , to be Mrs T (junior)
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or very rarely your pleasures mmmmm when was that last time I missed that post
Oh ... you weren't with us at the 'beginning' when I was on a number of people's cases about giving KB a chance ... boy was I wrong ... OK ... well maybe not ... given how much fun and laughter it's been sending our way ... all the opportunity for lampooning ... when Hubby Abhi was still in the courting stage and had gumption (not this bizarre raging anger), there were a couple (or three, if you count his cheeky peck on her cheek) of episodes with some loverrrly 'love-making' scenes (in the Indian way of course) 😆
BTW do you have a notepad to write down what is being said or is happening to give us a clear and precise rerun in your humorous posts
Are you nuts?!! Of course NOT!!! I just glump on to the most inane parts and regurgitate based on what I remember!
come on once in a while admit and write about ......the par excellence of Abhi/Neil his credibility as an actor or reckon .... the other phenomenal stars on the show!!!!!!.
I have!! Many, many times!! And lamented the fact that the Sunshiners have been squandering some pretty decent talent - which is remarkable in of itself because these youngsters are not seasoned thespians (I have used those very same words in the past).
or is it your calculated attempt to have all that for the 150th episode to entertain us with ????..........
That depends entirely on Sunshine Inc. My 'job' is just to tell it as I see it 😆
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wonder what a certain C.Darwin would have named this theory?????...survival of the sh**test??
This is going down in the annals of KB history as a true blue classic ... AWESOME Rani ... just AWESOME!!! 🤣
The theory of devolution and unnatural selection!
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Which of course i had guessed right , to be Mrs T (junior)
And what powers the Sethi Sisters have!!! Mrs. D. Jr is capable of transporting herself from 33 Hauz Khas to the H'pital at precisely the same time as the evil binlaw! There must have been a good 50 feet from where she stood to the receptionist's desk and she can hear every single syllable exchanged between the 'nurse' and others ... then, she pastes herself to the wall and of course everyone's peripheral vision takes a hike as they walk past her missing her by a mere foot or two!! 😕
Not to be overlooked are the varying rules across establishments ... the bank loan officer became all officious about violation of privacy ... and the h'pital has nary a worry about revealing all ... what would they have shown had the nurse not been forewarned by the Sethi Sisters (which was pretty strange ... what a sorority we have building up!!)? 'Oh yes sir, here she is! Neetu Dagar. Says she came in for a pregnancy test. What else would you like to know? ' 😕
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Posted: 15 years ago
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Well D they expect us to leave our brains on the side and watch what they dish out , no questions please ... They mostly energize/beam up-down star trek style when they need to and some other times we see they chasing autorickshaws for the entire episode.... sochna mana hai
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Posted: 15 years ago
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Originally posted by: SValeCalGal

'I say Gollooo', who are these rubes? Staring at us so goo-goo eyed?! ' ... Momma B. was pretty fresh even as the Sethi Sisters stood there in a stuperous state ... uh ... why were they so stricken? Uh ... never mind ... 'Oh mama, mama ... I gotta have the room at the very top ... the view is incomparable from those heights ... oh mama mama ... pulleeezzee?!!!' ... 'Of course sweetie, of course' ... smooch smooch smooch ... hug hug hug ...

🤣The top ????bhalla why you idiot you still will be the same troll needing the ladder to look at Milli our grown up gal for you ...you goo goo..mama's golgappa!!!!🤣 without the spicy paani and dear gollu don't salivate as if you have the mercurial poisoning??



Originally posted by: SValeCalGal


'Hey, hey! Jaaaney munn ... idhur bhi aayo na ... tumhari adyaayon pe main vara vara (that's a variant on that other inane ditty)?!' ... the BBB was pretty fresh as he beckoned the silent seething Mili ... out to investigate the commotion ... looking down at 13/24 from the terrace at 12/24 ... wonder if the meat being barbecued was fresh?

The meat was not in the cellophane and had expired on 12-24-2009 The empty carton said so no kidding !!!!🤣

Originally posted by: SValeCalGal

Smooch smooch smooch ... hug hug hug ... 'Hey, no one's home ... whaddya think? hunh? hunh? Whaddya say ... shall we? hunh? hunh?!!' ... imagine that!! In the middle of the day?!! With all these fresh carrots waiting to be scraped?!! ... Simi's having none of hubby Abhi's freshness ...

WAS SHE MAKING THE CARROT HALWA ???? WITH ONE CARROT ????😆😆

Originally posted by: SValeCalGal

'Fine!! Be that way!! I guess, I'll go freshen up!!' ... he even checks his underarms and almost reels from the stench!!! Yikes!!!! Yup! We think you should freshen up too ... they did give him a fresh new T-shirt ... now he needs a fresh pair of jeans and shoes ...

/WHY ARE THE CREATIVE'S SECOND TIME IN A ROW SHOWING ABHI'S NEED TO TAKE A SHOWER OR THE LACK OF IT. NEXT BIRTHDAY SIMI SHOULD GIVE HIM A COLOGNE FOR GIFT*.👏👏 AND A T-SHIRT WITH NOTHING ON IT PLZZZZ! on the tshirt

Originally posted by: SValeCalGal

Let's see ... we've had quite a number of visits to the City Hospital in Karol Bagh (how far is it from 33 Hauz Khas, the address of the summer Dagar Mansion? Can there even be such a palatial setting in Hauz Khas?!) ... Hubby Abhi is now going after the BBB with that giant knife ... we've had an unequal number of visits to the Police Thaana you see ...

I KNOW WHERE HAUZ-KHAS IS AND IT IS 40 MINUTES TO KAROL-BAGH AND DON'T KNOW FROM THE DAGGAR MANSION. COME TO THINK OF IT THE PINK-PALACE'S LAWN AND THE FENCE LOOKS LIKE THE DAGGAR MANSION SOMETIMES👏 JUST TO MISLEAD US VIEWERS MORE ....AN DON'T WORRY SValeCalGal....THE THANA IS NOW GOING TO BE HIS SECOND HOME SINCE HE HAS NONE AFTER LEAVING THE KAROL-BAGH SO MIGHT WORK FOR HIM.**😡⭐️ ONE QUESTION IS THE CITY HOSPITAL A BRAND NAME IN INDIA.??

Originally posted by: SValeCalGal

Say, Sunshiners ... how about a fresh idea or two?

SUNSHINER'S ARE OUT OF EVERYTHING FRESH FOR THE TIME BEING ...THE SABJI WALA DIDN'T COME ON THEIR STREET TODAY SOTHEY HAVE TO COOK THE PLOT WITH THE OLD ONES.😆 BHALLA SCARED THEM TOO🤣 ALL THE HAWKERS AND THE SABJIWALAS

SValeCalGal.. Jasmeet the realtor is very refreshing..😆

Edited by 1crazygal - 15 years ago

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