Laut Aaya OM, apne Shanthi se milne...

                 Laut aaya OM'apne Shanthi se milne'..

I'm not familiar with this OM'..

But just made a try''

Hope you all like this'..

One morning at KM'.

Aaj toh Geet Maan se jaldhi tayaar hokke neeche aagayi'.

Geet Maan ke favourite cheese sandwich bana rahi hai'..

Geet: Nakul, jaldhi karo, mousse tayaar haina?

Nakul: haan m'am

Maan comes'.

Geet: Maan, gud morning

Geet looks like an angel,who had just descended from heaven, in the morning rays'.

Maan smiles ''

Maan: morning Geet, kya baat hai? aaj surai pashim se nikla hai kya?

Geet: aaise kyun poochthe ho?

Maan: tum itne jaldhi utgayi?

Aaj koi khaas din hai kya? Maan sochne laga'.

Aaj Geet ki janam din toh nahi, mera bhi nahi, aur wedding day bhi nahi, phir kya ho saktha hai?

Geet: kya soch rahe ho? meinne hi banaya hai, aapke favourite cheese sandwich, kahkke bathao, kaisa hai?

Maan ka shak toh sahi hai, aaj zaroor kuch khaas din hai?

Geet: Nakul. Maan sir ko chocolate mousse lekhe aana

Haan, Valentine's day, nahi, ye toh june hai'..chalo Geet se hi poochthe'.

Maan: hare Maan, yaad karo, kuch toh hoga? Mein aaise kaise bhool saktha?

Geet: Maan, khalo

Maan: I'm sorry Geet

Geet: kya? aap kyun sorry bhol rahe ho?

Maan: woh aaj kya din hai? mujhe yaad hi nahi aatha

Geet: kya? aap itne jaldhi bhool gaye?

Maan: Geet, tumme patha haina? kC mein naya project ka kaam chal raha hai

Geet: aapko toh bas aapki kaam kimpadi hai, meri koi kadar hi nahi

Maan: aaise nahi hai Geet

Geet: achcha, mein ek hint dethi hoon

Maan: teek hai

Geet: Maan, aaj Friday hai

Maan: Friday?

Geet: Maan., bollywood releases toh Friday ko hi hothe hai, aai SRK ka OSO release ho raha hai, meinne toh kal hi tickets book karliya hai, aapko bathay than a? aap shamko jaldhi aana, phir se mat bhoolna

Maan: kaise bhooltha? Har gante clock bhajtha hai ya nahi,mera phone zaroor bhajeka, babaji, aaj toh mere saath do

Geet: babaji se meri baat ho gayi hai, aaj toh aapko aana hi padega, ab jaldhi chalo, tabhi toh kaam jaldhi katam karkke aasakthe ho

Maan: bye Geet

In the evening'..

Geet is ready waiting for maan'.

As usual Maan is late'.ussko abhi koi zaroori kaam aagaya'.

At KC'.

Maan is getting nervous'.usska gussa badthe jaatha'.

Maan: Adiii

Adi comes running'..

Maan: Adi, jaldhi karo, mujhe ghar jaana hai

Adi: ghar sir?

Maan: haan, Geet mere intrezaar kar arhi hogi

Adi: lekhin sir, clients abhi aathe hi honge

Maan: tum unkko sambalo, mujhe apne biwi ko sambalna hai

Adi: no sir, mein kaise? Aapka yahan hona bahut important hai sir

Maan stares'..

Adi: yes sir, I'll manage

Maan runs to his car'..

Adi sochtha'.shadhi aadmi ko kaise badltha? Mujhe toh apne shadhi ke barein mein dubara sochna padega?

Mein toh aaise single hi teek hoon, haina Pinkyji? Sorry, babaji

Maan rushes home'.

Lekhin usske pehle koi Geet se milne aagaya'.

OM'.apne Shanthi se milne aagaya'.

OM: Sha'sha'sha'shanthi'..

Farah microphone mein hai''

Farah: OM, ye Kiran nahi Shanthi hai

OM: sorry, Shanthi'meri Shanthi kahan hai?

Nakul: SRK? Yahan

Everyone is surprised'.

Geet toh bahut kush ho gayi'.

Mein toh insse milne theartre jaanewali thi, ye toh yahan aagaye?

Geet: OMG'.it's him

OM: Shanthi'.

Geet: nahi, Geet

OM: halo Geet, kaise ho tum?

Farah: OM'..this is not Geet, meinne kaha na? script ko teek se padkke aao

OM: Shanthi, tum toh meri shanthi ho, Shanthi, apne OM ko bhool gayi?

Geet: kya? ye kaunsa picture ka dialogue hai?

OM: OSO ka, tumne dekha nahi?

Geet: kaise dekhthi? Maan abhi taka aye nahi haina?

OM: ye Maan kaun hai?

Geet: MSK ko nahi jaanthe? Tellywood ka SRK hai

OM: tum mere saath film dekhna chahogi?

Geet: what? OMG'ye sapna toh nahi haina?

OM: lekhin ek shard pe

Geet: kya shard hai?

OM: mujhe mere film ki ek dialogue bolna padega

Geet: sure, anything for you

Just then Maan enters'.

Ye Geet kisse baat kar rahi hai?

OM: chalo, shuru karthe hai

Geet: pehle aapko mere saath dance karna padega

OM: my pleasure

Geet: Nakul'..music'.

" Tujhe dekha toh ye jaana sanam'

 Pyaar hotha hai deewana sanam"

SRK's trademark posture'.

He opens his hands wide'..

Geet runs and hugs him'.

Maan couldn't stand that'.

Maan: Geeet

Om: Oye, don't disturb

Geet: Maan

OM: Senorita, ab tummare bhari

Geet: yah, kya dialogue hai?

OM: kya dialogue hai?

Farah: hare buddu, Ek chutki sindoor

Om: haan, ek chutki sindoor ki keemat aap kya jaane Ramesh babu

Geet: ek chutki sindhoor ki keemat aap kya jaane Maan babu

OM: cut cut, Maan nahi, ramesh kaho

Geet phir se koshish karthi'..

Lekhin phir bhi Maan hi bolthi'.

Maan gets angry'..

Maan: Geet, ye sab kya hai? aur ye kaun hai?

OM: what? Mujhe nahi jaanthe?

Maan: nahi, aap mere Geet ke saath kya kar rahe ho?

OM: sorry ye meri Shanthi hai, Farah, ab Teek haina?

Farah: haan haan, aage ka dialogue bolo

OM: mein yahan apne Shanthi ko lene aaya hoon, aao Shanthi, ab humme koi alag nahi kar saktha

Om ctaches hold of Geet's hand'.

Maan stares'..

Maan: haath chodo

OM: nahi chodoonga

Maan: ye toh mere dialogue hai

OM: nahi, aaj ye mere dialogue hai

Maan: Geet meri hai, Maan ki Geet

OM: nahi meri hai, ye meri Shanthi hai

Geet is confused'.

Lekhin Maan ki jalan ko dekhkke bahut mazaa aatha hai ussko'.

Maan: tum kaun hothe ho mere Geet ke haath pakagnewale?

OM: mein, mein OM hoon

Maan: Geet, ussko bathao, tum meri Geet ho

Geet: Maan, abhi abhi mujhe yaad aaya, mein actually Shanthi hoon, aapki Geet nahi

Maan: Geet, mujhe chodkke mat jao

Geet: sorry Maan, ho sakke toh agle janam mein milthe hai

Maan: Geet, tum aaise nahi jaa sakthi

Maan jumps over OM'..pushes him down'.

OM: hare, koi bacho

Geet tries to help him'..

Geet: Maan, ye OM hai, ussko chod do

Maan: nahi Geet, tum meri ho, sirf meri

OM: hare, meinne kab kaha ki Geet meri hai?

Maan: what?

OM: merewali toh Shanthi hai, ye teri Geet hi hai

Maan is surprised'..

Actually SRK has come to the Geet sets to promote OSO''

Geet SRK ki autograph lethi'.

Pura din SRK ke peeche hi goomthi'.

Maan ko ab sach mein jalan hotha'..

Maan: Geet, ye kya hai?

Geet: aap ko aaj KC mein koi kaam nahi hai kya?

Maan: mujhe toh aaj koi kaam nahi hai

Geet: lekhin mujhe bahut zyada kaam hai, mujhe disturb mat karo

Achca, mein bhi yahan rehnewala nahi, mein bhi aaj kahin jaaraha hoon

Geet: kahan?

Maan: date pe

Geet: kya?

Maan: haan, Shanthi ke saath

Geet: Maan, ye teek nahi hai

Maan goes out'.

Geet peeche hi bhaagthi''

Ab toh Maneet ko koi alag nahi kar saktha, haina?

Geet toh hamesha hummare Maan ki hi hai, haina?