Kaisa Ye Safar Hai? - 4

                                                             Kaisa ye safar hai? 4

Lappy beeps..koi signal aaraha hai..

Lagtha hai Dadaji aagaye..

Maan: Geet, chalo, Dadaji ka signal aaraha hai

They run to find Dadu

Finally Dadaji ne wapas jaane ke liye bhi ek capsule banadhi..

Maan is so happy to see dadu.

Maan: Dadu

Maan goes and hugs him..

Dadu: Maan, ye ladhki kaun hai?

Maan: ye, ye meri girlfriend hai

Dadu: toh tumme yahan GF milgayi

Maan: haan dadu

Geet: mein tummari GF hoon?

Maan: oh sorry Geet, mein toh bhool hi gaya, ab toh tum meri pathni ban gayi ho

Geet: Mr.Khurana aapka potha joot bol raha hai, mein aapki assistant Geet hoon

Dadu: oh yah, Jeet, now I remember

Dadaji ke peeche peeche Dadi bhi aathi hai.

Maan: Dadi, aap yahan?

Dadi: haan bete, humme tummare Dadi pe koi barosa nahi hai, kahin ye aapke kagah koi tarzan ko lakhe aathe toh, issiliye iss bar hum kudh aagaye, ek pothe ko kho gaye hai hum, ab aapko bhi nahin khona chahathe

Dadu: toh hum 500 years backward hai

Maan: haan Dadaji

Dadu: so, 1 capsule for 100 yrs, toh 500 yrs ke liye 5

Geet: Maan, tum teek se calculate karo

Maan: sahi hai Geet,tum fikar mat karo, hum 2013 hi wapas jayenge

Dadu gives each one 5 capsules

After a few minutes they land in Mumbai.

Dadi: Maan bete hum koi videsh aagaye hai kya?

Maan: haan Dadi, mujhe bhi aaisa hi lagtha hai

Geet: Maan, wahan dekho

Geet shows some robot carrying goods .

Maan: dadaji, ab hum future mein aagaye

Dadu: I think hum 2500 aagaye hai

Dadi: ye aadmi toh humme marwakke chodega

Maan: dadi aap fikar mat kijiye, mein dadaji se poochtha hoon

Dadu takes a look around

Maan: dadaji ab hum yahan kaise aagaye?

Dadu: lagtha hai ki iss capsule double power full hai, 1 capsule for 200 yrs

Maan: ab hum wapas kaise jayenge?

Geet: hummare paas woh pehlewali goli haina?

Maan: mere paas sirf 2 hai, woh kissi ek ko bhi wapas nahi lekhe jaa saktha

Dadu: meinne woh capsule lena toh bhool hi gaya

Dadi ka BP zyada ho gaya.

Dadi nearly faints

Maan catches her..

Dadi: Geet, hummare bag mein hummare BP ki goli hai, ussko nikhaliye

Geet searches the bag and finds the tablet

Dadi takes it and she relaxes..

Dadi: humme pehle hi patha hai ki ye aaisa hi kuch karenge, issiliye humne apne BP ki goli ke saath saath inkke table se sare goliyon ko bhi apne saath lekhe aaye hai

Maan: well done Dadi

Geet: Maan, ek minute

Maan: kya baat hai Geet? Tumme kuch chahiye? Ab toh tumme zaroor bhook lagegi, haina?

Geet: nahi nahi, ab hum yahan tak aa hi gaye toh mein latest trend ki suits lekhe aathi hoon

Maan: kya?

Geet finds that jeans and tees are still ruling

She gets some.

Maan : Dadi, mein medical shop jaakke kuch nayi medicines ke barein mein jankke aatha hoon

Dadi: pehle poochiye ki hummare Dev ko bachane ki koi goli milegi

Shopkeeper laughs..aaise koi goli nahi hai, lekhin hummare paas insaan ko Bandar banana ki goli hai, ye Khuranas ka hai, aajkal isska bahut demand hai, ab koi bhi kissi se badla lena chahatha toh yahi goli khilatha

Maan: what? Aaise koi insaan ko Bandar kaise bana saktha? Ye toh jurm hai

Shop keeper: darne ki koi baat nahi hai, ye bilkul safe hai, ek saal mein woh wapas insaan banjaatha

Dadi: toh hummra Dev agle 6 mahene Bandar hi rahenge?

Shop keeper: tum koi drama troopwale haina? Lelo tummara bahut kaam aayega, agla drama kya Ramayan hai? Hanuman ko ye goli zaroor chahiye hoga? Aajkal toh log apne liye bhi ye goli lekhe jaathe hai

Maan: koi insaan se Bandar kyun banna chahega?

Shop keeper: apne biwi se bachne ke liye

They take the tablet and return to KM, 2013..

Geet is worried that her parents would be searching her.

Geet: toh Dadi, mein chalthi hoon, mere gharwale mujhe dhoond rahe honge

Dadi: aap pareshaan mat ho, humne apke papa ko inform kardhiya hai ki aap kissi research ke liye bahar gaye hai

Geet: that's so sweet Dadi

Geet kisse dadi

Maan looks at her.ab agla toh mera no. hai.

Maan is waitingnow Geet will come and kiss him and thank him.

Lekhin aaisa kuch nahi hotha.

Geet: Dadi, mein ghar chalthi hoon

Maan: Geet, ayhi tummara ghar hai, tum kahan jaa rahi ho? aao mere saath

Geet: ye kya kar arhe ho? chodo mere haath

Dadi: Maan bete, ye kya mazak hai?

Maan: mazak nahi Dadi, hummari shadhi ho gayi hai

Dadi: what?

Maan: aap chahae toh Geet se pooch, bathao Geet

Geet: nahi nahi

Dadi: sirf shdhi hui hai ya sab kuch ho gayi hai?

Geet: aaise kaise hoga? Mein shareef khandan ki ladhki hoon

Dadi: toh kya hum shareef log nahi hai? Maan bete aapne aaisa kya kiya?

Maan: Dadi, meinne kuch nahi kya

Dadi: mein mazak kar rahi thi, Geet bete aap jayiye, hum kal aakke aapke mabaap se baat karenge

Maneet are happily married..

SR ki night.

Geet is waiting for Maan..

Geet: Maan itne dher kahan gaye the, patha haina ki aaj hummara special day hai

Maan: special day nahi, special raat bolo

Geet: ye tummare haath mein kya hai?

Maan: ye school ki admission letter hai

Geet: par mere paas do do degrees hai

Maan: ye tummare liye nahi

Geet: matlab? Ye tummare liye hai? toh tum illiterate hai? babaji, ye meinne kya kardhi?

Maan: Geet, tum hummare bachon ki studies ko lekhe bahut pareshaan thin a, ye hummare bache ke liye hai, Mumbai ka no.1 school ki admission for 2017-18

Geet: kya? Meinne suna hai ki MSK ki zindagi pre-planned hothi hai, lekhin itni pre-planning toh meinne kabhi suna hi nahi

Maan: ab meinne kitne mushkil se ye liya hai, warna 2020 tak koi seat nahi hai unkke paas

Geet: kya?

Maan: haan, ab jaldhi karo Geet, warna ye waste ho jayega

Geet: tum toh time travel karnewale Khurana ho, tummare paas bacha peitha karne ke liye koi short cut nahi hai kya?

Maan: mujhe short cuts pasand nahi hai Geet

Geet: kyun?

Maan: pehle tum mere paas aao, phir tumme apne aap tummare sawaal ka jawaab mil jayega

Maneet ki mahi shuru hothi..