Kaisa Ye Safar Hai? - 2

                                   Kaisa ye safar hai? 2

Geet pehle Shakespearian era pohunchjaathi.

And guess what, she meets Shakespeare at his theatre..

Romeo Juliet ka rehersals chal raha hai.

Geet ko thoda dar lagtha hai

But she is very eager to see what's going on.

She is shocked to see a man donning Juliet's role.

Undinnon mein male artist hi female roles karthe the, haina?

Kitna unromantic , bechare Shakespeareji, unkko koi achchi ladhki nahi milli?

So thinking she peeps in.

She hides herself behind the curtain and takes a look..

Suddenky someone touches her shoulder.

Geet tries to shout for help.

But Maan as usual closes her mouth..

Maan: chup. Bilkul chup

Geet: tum mere peecha kyun kar rahe ho?

Maan: mujhe koi shok nahi tere saath goomne ki, meinne Dadi ko promise kia hai ki tumme sahi salamat wapas lekhe aaoonga, issiliye mein yahan aaya hoon

Geet: ha ha ha, mujhe tummari madat ki koi zaroorat nahi, mein kudh chale jaoongi wapas

Maan: kaise?

Geet: jaise bhi, lekhin aap mujhse dhoor hi raho

Someone spots her and alerts everyone..

Artist: theif theif

They catch hold of them and take them to Shakespeare

They first think that they have come from their rival company lookin at their funny clothes.

Artist 1: who are you?

Geet: I'm Geet Handa

 Artist 2 : what?

Maan: we are not Ur rivals

Geet: we want to act inyour play sir

Shakespeare thinks that their rivals try to pull crowd introducing a girl in their play..

So he decides to give her a chance.

Geet is happy to play Juliet..

Maan stays with her..

Geet too wants him to stay as she is the only girl there.

Geet: tumme Romeo Juliet pasand hai?

Maan: ye toh sabka favourite hai

Geet: I too love them, lekhin afsooos, they die in the end

Maan: tabhi toh unkki kahanni aaj taka mar rahi

Geet: lekhin unka pyaar toh har gayi haina?

Maan: logon ko issiliye inkki kahaani pasand hai

Geet: mujhe toh sirf happy ending pasand hai

Maan: phir ye bhi ak aur fairy tale banjaathi, aaise epic nahi bantha

Geet: pyaar ka jeet toh saath jeene mein hai, saath marne mein nahi

Maan: lekhin ye tummari kahaani nahi, Sahkespeare ki kahaani hai

Geet: lekhin ye history thodi nahi, ye toh sirf ek kahaani hai, issko toh hum badal hi sakthe, haina?

Maan looks at her in confusion.ye kya keh arhi hai?

Aaisa bhi hotha hai kya?

Manthe hai hum future se aaye hai, lekhin hum aaise nahi kar sakthe, haina?

Maan: pagal ho gayi ho kya? Tum shakepeare ki Romeo Juliet ko badalegi?

Geet: mein Geet handa hoon, mein chahoon toh kuch bhi padal saskhti, tumme bhi badal sakthi

Maan gets angry and stares at her

Geet: kya dekh rahe ho?

Maan ko toh kuch sunayi nahi detha, woh toh Geet ke beauty mein kahin kho gaya

Maneet eyelockmahi

Maan: haan Geet, mein bhi badal raha hoon

Geet: kya?

Maan: kuch nahi, tum kuch kaooge?

Geet: haan, mujhe toh fries aur burger chahiye

Maan: ye 2013 nahi hai Geet, yahan toh yahi miltha

Maan gets some pie and tart

Geet: yak, ye kya hai? na tikka na katta, issko kaise kathe hai?

Maan: ab inko India ke barein mein patha nahi haina? Toh spices ke barein mein bhi patha nahi hoga

Geet: ye log Hindustahan nahi aathe toh inko swadhist khana bhi nahi miltha

Maan: aur humme Shakespeare nahi milthe

Geet: itne achche banne ki koi zaroorat nahi, yahan koi tumme England ka agla king nahi banaane wala

Maan: tumme toh kush honne chahiye Geet, mein king bantha toh tum bhi meri queen banjaoogi

Geet: tumme aaisa khyaal kahan se aaya? Mein issiliye tere saath rehthi hoon kyunkki mein yahan kissi ko nahi jaanthi, aur kuch nahi, samje?

Geet tries to leave.

Maan gets hold of her.

Geet turns back and tries to release his hold.

Maan pulls her and locks her in his arms.

Maneet eyelock..mahi

Someone comes

They step away.

It's Shakespeare..

Inkki eyelock ko dekhkke Maan ko Romeo banathe hai

He gives them their dress..

Maan gets ready and waits for Geet..

Geet takes a long time.

Maan goes to check her.

She is struggling to tie her dress's rope

Maan goes and ties it for her.

Geet ko bhi kuch kuch hotha hai.

Geet Juliet ki attire mein bahut sundar lagthi..

Maan: aaisa Juliet milthi toh Romeo kya? har koi apne jaan dene ke liye tayaar hoga

Geet now closes his mouth.

Geet: pyaar karnewale marthe nahi, jeethe hai

Maan hugs her.Maneet passionate hug..

Play shuru hotha.

As usual Maneet rock.

The audience is spell bound by Maneet mersmerising eyelock.

Sabko lagtha hai ki Romeo Juliet fiction nahi real hai..

They just felt that those characters came alive by some magic

Shakepeare is also surprised to see such a performance.

Climax scene.

Geet is about to comsume poison..

Maan is standind behind the set

He just enters and saves his mishty at the right time..

Geet: aaisa nahi hotha, tumme toh badh mein aana chahiye tha

Maan: lekhin Geet, joota hi sahi, mein tumme marne nahi desaktha

Geet: par Maan

Maan closes her mouth

Maan: chupbilkul chup

Maneet eyelock.mahi

Maan: jaisa tumne kaha Geet, pyaar ka jeet toh marne se nahi jeene se hotha hai

Geet: haan, yahi pyaar ka jeet hai, hey folks, do you see, We are here to live, not die

Maan: haan Geet, ab mujhe bhi happy endings hi achcha lagtha

The audience just love the twist and there is a huge round of applause even though no one knew what they were speaking.

Geet: par Maan, hum Shakespeare ko dokha nahi de sakthe

Maan: haan Geet, tumne sahi kaha

Geet: ab kya karein?

Maan: jab tak Dadu ka tablet hai humme toh chintha karne ki koi zaroorat nahi, ye lo, khalo

Geet: ab mera dialog dekho, sare jahan se achcha Hindusthan hummara

Maan: ye kya hai?

Geet: hare inkko bhi patha chale ki hum bhi kissi se kam nahi hai, aap bhi bolo, jai hind

Maan: lekhin inkko Hindi samajmein nahi aatha

Geet: toh teek hai, ab dekho, East or West India is the best, aap bhi bolo

Maan: mere liye toh meri Mishty hi sabse best hai

Maneet passionate hug.mahi

Now Shakespeare is confused..

Should I change the ending?

Suddenly they fall down and disappear..

jaise bhi ho, Shakespeare's Romeo Juliet toh bach gayi