Kaisa Ye Safar Hai?

                Kaisa ye safar hai?

Ye Manneet ki time travel hai'.

This is just a jolly ride so no logic only Maneet magic'..

Ek aur baat, this concept is borrowed from Mr. S. Ve Sekar's (popular Tamil drama artist) drama, "Mahabarathaththil Mangatha"'''

Toh kahaani aaise hai ki Maan's grandfather Mr.Lala Khurana is an absent minded scientist''

He turned Maan's elder brother into a chimpanzee while trying an experiment on him'..

Dadi has managed to keep Maan away from this pagalpan''

Maan takes care of KC''

Dadu has newly appointed an assistant for him, Geet Handa'..

Dadu ka lab KM mein hi hai'.

Mann is yet to meet his Geet'..

Aaj Geet ka pehla din haina?

Geet jaldhi aathi hai, she finds this chimpanzee given special care and even a special AC room'.

Najaane kaise log hai, apne paas paisa hai toh kuch bhi karenge?

Isse behthar do chaar bache ko padathe, haina babaji?

Nakul chimpanzee ke liye banana bhake aur banana fritters lekhe aatha'..

Geet ko laga woh Geet ke liye laya hai'.

Nakul: haath mat lagao

Geet: kyun? Issme koi zeher mila hua hai kya? Ye bhi Mr.Khurana ka koi naya experiment hai kya?

Nakul: mahi, ye Dev baba ke liye hai

Geet: kaun?

Nakul feeds the chimpanzee''

Geet: toh isska naam bhi hai?

Nakul: haan, Ye Dev Singh Khurana hai

Geet: what? Ye bhi ek Khurana hai, meinne suna Khuranas bahut smart hothe hai, magar ye kya?

Nakul: iss, dhere bolo, Dev sab ko bhura lagega

Dev gets angry at this comment'..

He throws the water bottle on Geet''

Geet catches it and teases him''.

Tabhi Mr.Khurana aathe hai'..

Geet: gud morning sir

Mr.Khurana: morning, tum kaun ho?

Geet: sir, mein Geet Handa, kal aapne hi interview liya tha, aur mujhe job bhi diya tha, bhool gaye ho kya?

Mr.Khurana: sorry, toh Ms.Jeet

Geet: sir, Jeet nahi Geet

Mr.Khurana: tum zindagi mein jeethna chahathi ho toh apna naam badaldo, Ms.Jeet

Geet aage kuch nahi kehthi, aaj pehla din hai, inse behas karkke koi faida nahi hoga, upar se ye naukri bhi haath se nikhal jayega''

Mr.Khurana: so Ms.Jeet, lets celebrate, tumme naukri milnne ki kushi mein ye lo, kuch meete kalo

He gives her some sort of sweet'.

Geet chak ke dekhthi, it's not that bad, ek aur milega?

He gives her one more''.

Nakul shows Geet her table'.

Geet checks the computer and couldn't understand anything'..

Suddenly Geet feels sleepy and she falls asleep on her chair''

Maan is getting ready for office''.

Dadi: Maan bete, aapne Dadaji ko kahin dekha?

Maan: nahi Daadi, woh apne lab mein hi honge, mein dekhke aatha hoon

Maan goes to see Dadu''.

Dadu: toh Ms.Jeet, tumme file mil gayi?

Maan: Dadu,

Dadu: halo young man, who are you? Where is Ms.Jeet?

Maan: it's me Maan, app ko yaad bhi hai ki mein bhi aapka hi potha hoon

Dadu: ohhh Maan? Tum toh Chimpanzee ban gaye the na?

Maan: Dadu, Woh toh Bro hai

Dadu: tum fikar mat karo, tumme mein Sher banatha hoon

Maan: dadu, police ko patha chaltha toh aapka lab ko band karwayenge

Dadu: tumne Ms.Jeet ko dekha

Nakul comes''

Dadu: Nakul, woh ladhki kahan hai?

Nakul: woh toh aapki mitaai kakke so gayi

Dadu: kya? Oh no, not again

Maan: what happened Dadu?

Dadu: Who mittai nahi, time capsule tha

Maan: kya?

Dadu: haan Maan, ussko khathe toh hum waqt ke peeche chale jaathe hai

Maan: ab kya hoga?

Dadu: mein bhi kissiko dekhe check karna chahatha tha

Maan: Dadu, ye mazak karne ka waqt nahi hai, jaldhi bathayiye ki ab kya hoga?

Dadu: let's wait and see

Maan: kya?

Dadu: pehle hum jakke dekhthe hai ki mera tablet kaam kartha hai ya nahi

Dadi bhi aathi'..

Dadi: Maan bete, ye kya ho raha hai?

Maan: mujhe bhi kuch samaj mein nahi aatha

They go to see Geet'..

Geet is missing'.she has disappeared''

Nakul: lagtha hai woh ladhki baagh gayi

Dadu: success'.success'. I did it

Dadi: what? Aapne uss bechari ko kya kiya?

Dadu: meinne ussko teleport kardhiya, she is going to make history

Maan: teek hai, ussko pehle wapas lao

Dadu: woh mein nahi kar saktha

Dadi: kya? Aapka kya matlab?

Dadu: meinne ab tak wapas aane ki tablet nahi banayi

Maan: jaise bro chimpanzee se insaan nahi ban sakthe, woh ladhki bhi wapas nahi aasakthi

Dadi: unnkke parents ko hum kya jawab denge?

Dadu: hare, unko toh apne beti se garv hona chahiye, she has just made a daring act

Dadi: inko toh mein samja nahi sakthi, Maan bete, aapko hi kuch karna padega

Maan: mein? Mein kya kar saktha hoon?

Dadi: ab aap hi bathayiye hum kya karein? Maan bete aap jakke ussko lekhe aayiye

Maan: lekhin Dadima, mujhe kya patha woh kahan gayi?

Dadu: I think she might have gone back 200 years, she had two tablets

Dadi: aap ko achche se yaad haina?

Dadu: ya ya, I'm sure

Dadi: Maan bete aap bhi do tablets lelo

Maan: dadi?

Dadi: ye lijiye, hummare paas aur koi rastha nahi hai

Maan takes them'.

Dadu: aur ye lo aur kuch lekhe jao, tummara kaam aayega, ye lappy bhi lekhe jao

Maan: lekhin wahan kaise charge karoonga?

Dadu: ye solar powered hai, issko apne paas hi rakho, kahin kona nahi, kyunkke jab mein wapas aane ka tablet banaoonga toh tumme issi lappy pe contact kar saktha hoon

Maan: teek hai Dadu, lekhin mein ussko kaise pehechaanoonga?

Dadu: usska profile bhi lappy mein hai

Maan: achcha dadi, mein chaltha hoon

Dadi: bye bete, take care, humme call karna

Dadu: haan haan ye toh kC jaa raha hai, tumme call karega, hare ye toh time travel karnewala hai, Maan hummara Khurana Khanadaan ka naam roshan karnewala hai

Dadi: aap toh pehle kaam pe lagjao, jaise bhi unkko wapas lana hai

Dadu: don't worry darling, Khuranas kabhi har nahi manthe, haina maan?

Maan: ji Dadu

Maan too falls asleep and within minutes he also disappears''

Maan jab neendh se uttha toh woh 200 years back aagaya''

Shajahan ka zamaana hai'.

Maan finds out that it's Agra and Taj Mahal is under construction'.

He goes and checks with the masona working there'.

They look at him suspiciously'.he looks way diff from them'..

He slowly gains their confidence and speaks with them'..

Mason: salam mallekum huzoor

Maan: mallekum salaam, toh yahan Taj Mahal bannewala hai

Mason: nahi nahi

Maan: kya? Toh ye kya hai>

Mason: ye toh hummare naye mehmaan ko swagat karne ka imaarat hai

Maan: what? Queen Victoria aarahi hai? lekhin Gateway of India toh Mumbai mein hai, ye kaunsa imarat hai?

Mason: "Jai Geet Darwaza"

Maan: kya bakwaas kar rahe ho? yahan toh Taj Mahal banega

Mason: lekhin hummare naye memsaab ne ussko badaldhi

Maan: kaunsa memsaab? Ye

Maan shows Geet's photo on the lappy

Mason: haan , yahi, aap inko kaise jaanthe ho?

Maan: mein inkka dhost hoon, mujhe inkke paas lekhe jao

Mason: nahi nahi, koi unsse nahi mil saktha, woh hummare kaas mehmaan hai

Maan bribes him with his costly Rolex watch''

Mason: isse mein kya karoonga?

Maan then gives him his gold chain''

Mason takes him to Geet''

Geet is enjoying her Royal feast'.

Maan ko bhi bahut bhook lagtha hai''

Geet: ye kaun hai?

Maan: toh tum ho Geet?

Geet: tum mere naam ko kaise jaanthe?

Maan: mein toh tummara pura history jaantha hoon

Geet: kya? Tumme kisnne andar aane dhi?

Geet claps her hands and the sepoys come'..

Maan: tum kya kar arhi ho?

Geet: jaanthe ho ki mein kaun hoon? Mr.Rasgulla ki kaas mehmaan and advisor

Maan: kya? Kaun Mr.Rasgulla

Geet: hare, Shajahan, ye log ussko Badusha bhulathe hai, lekhin mujhe Badusha pasand nahi hai, mujhe toh Rasgulle pasand hai, issiliye MR.Rasgulla

Sepoy: hummare badhusha ko naam lekhe bulathe ho

They surround him'..

Geet: chddho isse

They leave'..

Maan: jaanthe ho kit um kya kar arhi ho?

Geet: haan

Maan: ye mein kya sun raha hoon? Taj Mahal ke jagah koi aur building kaise ban saktha?

Geet: kyunki mein yahan aayi hoona? Woh toh mujhe welcome karne ke liye hai

Maan: pagal ho gayi ho kya? History ko koi badal nahi saktha

Geet: agar time travel kar sakthe toh History ko bhi badal sakthe, haina babaji?

Maan: yahan bhi tera babaji honge kya?

Geet: haan, mere babaji hamesha mere saath hi rehthe, ahina babaji?

Maan: mere baat suno, hum yahan se chale jaathe hai, aao mere saath

Geet: nahi, mujhe kahin nahi aana

Maan: Geeet

Hearing Maan's voice Shajahan comes'.

The asks his men tyo arrest Maan''''''..

At the darbar''

Geet speaks in English and everyone parises her for that'.

Maan too learns the trick to fool them'..

Maan: so Ms.Geet, tell him that I'm your friend

Geet: what? You are not my friend

Maan: you stupid girl , I'm trying to save your life

Geet: what? You have mistaken, I'm the one who could save your life

Maan: what?

Geet: Mr.Rasgulla, mein toh isse jaathi bhi nahi, he is a stranger, Dust Danav

Shahjahan: issko lekhe jao

Maan: Geeet, stop them now, Mr.Choclate mousse, ye joot bol rahi hai

Geet: ahre, ye Mr. Rasgulla hai

Maan: job hi ho, inkko samjao, abhi

Geet: teek hai, teek hai, hum tumme choddenge, lekhin ek shard par

Maan: what? Tum samajthi kay apne aapko?

Shajahan: kamosh, hummare gurudevi se aaise baat kaethe ho?

He takes his sword'.

Geet: nahi Mr.Rasgulla, mere baat ko suniye

Shajahan: kahiye gualbari

Maan: kya?

Geet: ye meri pet name hai

Maan: mujeh toh ye teek nahi lagtha

Geet: kyun jalthe ho?

Maan: kya? Tum toh yahi inkke saath raho, mein chaltha hoon

Geet: ahre hare, ek minute, hum tumme chdtenge, lekhi tumme mujhe harana hoga

Maan: ye kaisa khel hai?

Geet: Vada Pav eating competition, toh sab tayaar haina?

Chorus: haan

Maan: ye sab kya hai?

Geet: hare ye log toh Vada pav bhi nahi jaanthe, meinne hi inkko recipe diya tha, ab toh vadaPav mr.Rasgulla ki favourite dish ho gayi hai

Maan: ye tumne teek nahi kiya?

Geet: batein badh mein karna, pehle mujhe harao

Maan: mein fried food nahi katha

Geet: toh teek, toh har manjao

Maan: nahi, mein tayaar hoon

They start the competition''

Geet feels bad for him, she wants to save him, she just eats 4 Vada Pavs'

Itne din Mumbai mein rehkar bhi Maan ne Vada Pav nahi kayi, he just loves them'..

He has 10 of them''

He also becomes a guest'..

He convinces Shajahan to start building the taj, he also shows pictures of Taj for reference'..

He then comes to know that Shahjahan has decided to marry Geet'

He wants to help her'.

He enters her room that night'..

Geet tries to stop him'.

Geet: chor chor

Maan pushes her and closes her mouth'.

Maan: chup'bilkul chup

Maneet eyelock'.mahi''.

Maan: aao mere saath

He takes her to the window and shows what's happening'..

Geet: ye sab kay hai? kal koi aur aaraha hai kya future se?

Maan: nahi, teri shadhi ki tayaari chal rahi hai

Geet: kya?

Maan: haan, Mr.Rasgulla tumse nikhaa karna chahathe hai

Geet: toh mein unkke Begum banjaaoongi? Aur mera beta mogul emperor

Maan: tum toh sach mein pagal ho

Geet: kyun? Tujhe kya problem hai?

Maan: sapne mat dekho, aaisa kuch nahi honewala, ho sakhe toh tumme bhi markke Mumtaj ke paas burry karenge

Geet: aaise kaise ho saktha? Mein unkko kehkke mere liye ek aur Taj banwaoongi Yamuna ke uss par

Maan: yahan tera jaan kathre mein hai, aur tumme Taj Mahal ki padi?

Geet: haan, chalo, yahan se bhaag jaathe hai

But the sepoys catch them''

Maan tries to fight with them'.

Geet: hare, insse kyun ladthe ho? tummare paas tablets haina? Mujhe do

Maan: sambalkke

Geet takes 2 of them'..

Maan: hare do lene ki kya zaroorat thi? Hummare paas bas dus hi tablets hai

Geet: hare meinne pehle do hi liya tha

Maan: toh

Geet: agar mein ek lethi aur aada teleport hothi toh?

Maan: kya?

Geet: jaise sirf mera left teleport hotha, ya sirf mera right, ya phir right hand and left keg

Maan: dadaji aapko ye pagal ladhki hi milli thi apne assiatant banne ke liye?

Geet falls asleep'.they take her to the mandap'..

She disappears from there'.Maan is put in the jail''

Maan: Dadaji meinne aapka kya bigada hai? mujhe aaisa saza kyun dethe ho? agar aapko saza dena hi hai toh mujhe sher banao ya phir chuha banao, lekhin pehle mujhe iss pagal ladhki se bachao'.

Maan too takes 2 tablets and leaves''

Agar time hothi toh Maneet ka agla mulakaat Romeo aur Juliet se hoga'