Chapter 53

               Part – 52

Shadhi ki ab do din hi bakhi hai….

All the guests start arriving……

Ab inkki love story pure hoshiarpur ko patha chal gaya….

Toh Ranno Geet ko kehthi hai ki no bahar milna ….

Jab chaho ghar pe hi millo, warna log unkke barein mein ulta seedha batein karenge, haina?

Ye donno pariwaar ki izzat ka mamla hai……

Par ghar pe toh sare rishtedar hai….

Geet ke mausi, usske pathi, unkki beti Pinky sab aaye hai…..

Maan ke ghar pe bhi, lucky Sweetie ka family aur Maan ke buaji ke family , sab aaye hai…..

Indonno ko sab bachpan se jaanthe hai….Maan ko toh sab achche se jaanthe hai, woh aaisa hi hai, hamesha shararat karthe rehtha, lekhin Geet….ye ladhki toh kitni bolibali thi? Sab Geet ke pyaar kahaani ko sunthe hi haraan ho gaye……

Geet? Aur Maan se pyaar? Kaise? Humne sapnon mein bhi nahi socha tha ki Geet aaise kuch karegi…….sab Geet ke mazak udathe hai……

Geet feels shy…..she aks Maan not to disturb her…..

When they see them together they start teasing them……

Itne din toh koi kuch nahi kehtha?

But now everyone starts pulling his legs….

Maan bhi Geet se dhoor hi rehtha…..

Ab jab dekho Annie aur Pinky Geet ke saath hi goomthe hai….

Maan chahatha toh bhi Geet se akhele nahi mil saktha…..

Par Maan ko Geet se ye dhoori bardhaast nahi hotha….

Shadhi ke badh toh Geet Maan ki ho jaathi aur sara din usske saath hi hogi, tab toh aaisa maza nahi aayega, haina? Abhi kuch din hai jab Geet Maan se dar darkke batein karegim aur Maan ko dekhthe hi sharmayegi, ye toh Maan kaise miss kar saktha, patha nahi shadhi ke badh ye sab kaise badaljayega, tab toh shayad Maan Geet se dartha hoga, ya phir Geet utna nahi sharmathi jitna ab sharmathi, aur kehthe haina chori ka fhal hi zyada tasty hotha haina…….

Geet toh apne kaam mein busy rehthi…..

Woh bhi Maan se milkke usse batein karna chahathi par usske liye ye sahi waqt nahi lagtha, jab sab unnkke kushi mein shamil honne dhoor dhoor se aaye hai toh ye toh usska farz hotha hai ki unnkke pyaar ki kathar karein….haina?

Maan se toh kabhi bhi mil sakthi, aur shadhi ke badh toh sirf usske saath rehegi, abhi kya jaldhi hai?

Lekhin Maan ko toh abhi ktine sare batein karna hai,kya baat karna hai? ye toh Maan bhi nahi jaantha, lekhin Geet se zaroor milna hai…..kaise?

Maan keeps thinking how to meet his Mishty……

Ab Maan seedhe jaakke Geet se baat nahi kar saktha….

Annie toh Maan ki baat ko nahi manegi, ab toh woh Mrs.Arjun rathode ho gayi haina?

Ab bachi hai Pinky, she is a little younger, she will agree to help him…..

Maan asks Pinky to take Geet to the terrace that night…..

Maan sab ke nazar se bachkke terrace chale jaatha aur Geet ka intrezaar karthe….

Geet ke nazar se toh bach nahi patha….she sees someone stealthily going up……

She tries to follow……Pinky bumps into her……

Geet: ssshhh Pinky, tum?

Pinky: didi, Aap? Aapko patha chal gaya hai kya?

Geet: haan, tum gabrao mat, mein hoona

Geet takes a wooden stick…..

Pinky: didi? Aap kya kar rahe ho?

Geet: sshhh, mujhe patha hai, tum bas mere saath aao

They go to the terrace…..

Maan is standing there looking at the other side……

Geet moves towards him without making noise…..

Maan could sense her coming and he waits for her to come closer…..

Geet starts beating him…..

Geet: mere ghar pe chori? Woh bhi mere shadhi ke waqt

Maan: Geet

Geet: kya? Mere naam bhi jaanthe ho?

Maan: Geet, ye kya hai?

Geet: hare, chodo mujhe, koi hai, bachao

Maan stops her……santches the stick amd throws it down…..

Maan: chup…..bilkul chup

Maneet eyelock….mahi……

Maan: Pinky, tumne Geet se kya kaha?

Maan stares her….

Pinky: meinne kuch nahi kiya

Pinky gets scared and runs down……

Geet: Pinky…rukho

Geet tries to go with her….

Maan ctaches hold of her hand…..

Maan: aaise kaise jaa sakthi?

Geet: woh….mujhe laga koi chor hai, mujhe maaf kardho

Maan ke mathe pe ek chota sa chot lag gayi…..

Geet looks at his wound…..

Geet: bahut dhuktha hai kya?

Maan: nahi, mujhe toh bahut achcha lagtha hai

Maan gets angry…..

Geet: mujhe kya patha aap iss waqt yahan honge?

Maan: abhi se aaisa hatyachaar karthi toh shadhi ke badh kya kya karogi?

Maan pulls her and hugs her tight….

He keeps looking at her lips……

Geet: kya dekh rahe ho?

Maan: mein intrezaar kar raha hoon Geet

Geet: kya?

Maan: haan, jaldhi mere chot ki illaaj kardho, warna tum yahan se nahi jaasakthi

Geet: illaaj? Kaunsa illaaj?

Maan: ye toh mein nahi jaantha

Geet: teek hai, aapke paas rumaal hai?

Maan: rumaal se kya kaorgi?

Geet: hare aapki chot ko patti lagathi hoon

Maan: Geet, mein iss chot ki nahi tummare khathil ankhon ne mere dil pe jo chot pohunchi haina, usska illlaj

Geet: kya? Aaisi baat hai?

Maan: haan

Geet: toh aapke aakhen band karo

Maan closes his eyes…..

Maan: Geet, kya sochthi ho? jaldhi karo, yahan toh sirf hum donno hai, itna sharmane ki koi zaroorat nahi

Geet kisses his cheek….

Maan: Geeet

Geet: ab kya hai?

Maan: isse kaam nahi hoga

Geet: kya?

Maan: ye toh tum mujhe marne ke pehle dethi toh mein bhi maanjaatha, lekhin ab ye kaafi nahi hai

Geet: aap na? bahut badmaash ho gaye ho

Geet pushes him off and runs away…..

Next day everyone enquires about Maan's wound…..

Pinky looks at Geet and smiles…..

Geet warns her not to open her mouth….

Pinky keeps quiet……

Sam: Maan, ye chot kaise lagi? Aaise waqt pe ya kaise hua? you should have been carefull na?

Maan: ye? 

Maan looks at Geet…….

Geet kahin aur dekhthi…..

Maan: tum toh Geet se hi poocho ki ye kaise hua? bathao Geet

Geet: kya?

Maan: tumme patha haina Geet ki ye kaise hua?

Maan looks at Geet and smiles…..

Ab sab Geet ko hi dekhthe hai…..

Maan: bathao bathao, sab intrezaar kar rahe hai

Geet: aap kya keh rahe ho? mein kuch samji nahi

Maan: kya? Pinky, tum hi dekhlo, teri didi kaise joot bol rahi hai

Pinky laughs….

Geet tries to shut her mouth…..

Maan: Mein toh bal bal bachgaya, warna patha nahi ye meri kya haal karthi?

Geet: woh….. meinne kuch nahi kiya

Ab sabko patha chaltha ki ye toh Geet ke wajhe se hi hua hai

Annie: zaroor bhai ne kuch shararat kiya hoga, warna Geet bhai ko kyun marthi? Haina Geet?

Geet: nahi, mein kuch nahi jaanthi

Geet runs away….

Sam: Maan, abhi se tera ye haal hogaya toh patha nahi shadhi ke badh humme tumse milne ghar aana padega ya hospital, Mere behen se bachkke rehna

Everyone laughs……

That evening Maneet ki sangeet ki tayaari ho rahi hai….

Aur ye Handaji ka kuch patha nahi hai…..

Ranno bahut pareshaan hai…..

Kam se kam aaj toh ye aadmi aaisa nahi kartha?

maan ke ghar mein Maan ke mamaji lapatha hai…..

ab Ranno ko samaj mein aaya ki kya chakkar hai?

ye donno toh partners haina? Hare, business partners nahi, peene ki partners hai?

jab bhi donno aaise functions pe milthe hai toh apna kaam shuru karthe hai….

saath mein peekke humgama karthe hai?

issiliye toh Maan ki mami(?)

* ye mamaji's wife ko kya kehthe hai? aur ye buaji's husband ko kya kehteh hai? beeji kaun hothe? koi toh bathao……aur ek baat, pls bare with my Hindi……koi toh mere mistakes ko correct karo, tabhi toh mein kuch seekh sakthi?*

Haan Maan ki mami ne Lucky ko mamaji pe nazar rakhne ko kaha tha….

Aur ye Lucky bhi missing hai….

Toh kya chakkar ho saktha?

Maan: mujhe patha hai ki ye log kahan honge

Ye toh Maan hi nahi sab jaanthe hai

Ranno: beti ki shadhi ke din koi aaise kartha hai kya?

Ranno is very upset…..

Maan: aap chintha mat kijiye, aaplog yahan ka kaam sambalo. Mein unkko lekhe aatha hoon

Rajji: nahi nahi, tum toh Dulhe ho, tum kahin nahi jaa sakthe

Ranno: haan, mein kudh jaathi hoon

Maan: nahi, aap wahan kaise?

Geet bhi aathi….

Geet: maa, kya hua?

Ranno: much nahi, tum jaake jaldhi tayaar ho jao

Geet: Maan, aap toh bathao, kya baat hai?

Maan: woh…Geet, ye mamaji kahin goom hogaye hai, tumne unko kahin dekha?

Geet: kya? nahi toh, aap Lucky ko pooch, meinne ussko mamaji ke saath kahin bahar jaathe hue dekha hai

Maan: haan, mujhe yaad aaya, meinne hi unko bahar bheja hai, tum jaakke tayaar hojao Geet, mehmaan aathe hi honge, aap Geet ko lekhe jayiye

Ranno: Geet, aao

Geet: lekhin maa, mamaji?

Maan: woh aathe hi honge

Ranno aankhon se hi Maan ko thank karthi….

Maan calls Adi, his cousin…..

He sends Adi to go and fetch them…..

Just then Lucky comes….

Lucky: Maan bhai

Lucky can't walk….someone has beat him blue and black…..

Maan: Lucky, lya hua?

Lucky tells them how Handaji and mamu lured him and took to the kusthi battle and pushed him into the ring and escaped…..

Adi donno ko lekhe aatha……

Aur Ranno aur Maan's mami lock them up in a room….

Ab toh shadhi ke badh hi unko release karenge………

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