A FUNNY FANFICTION imp note pg 1

hey guys dere are so many ff's in this forum so i thought of writing my own ff...but it wud b a l'll diff from the others since it wud b funny and no more tense scenes all the scenes wud funny and widout logic...😉😉...and this ff is open to all ....if u want me start den lemme know...do post a reply

 

 

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hey guys plzz plzz plzz do leave a comment....tht's my humble request to you all😊

 

 

and guys i hav started a new ff of mines BOL NA HALKE HALKE...PLZ DO READ IT  and comment😊

here's the link:

https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/topic/984853

Edited by coolgal04 - 15 years ago

so many views but nt a single reply....anyways i m starting this ff by merging all the kekta serials+kekta type serials and dmg..characters wud b the same

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it'a a new day @snjeevani every1 is busy in dere duties....suddenle riddhima and armaan sees the virani parivaar coming in.....

A:[to riddhima]...oh no riddhima ye kya ye log phir yahan aa gaye apni 1000 saal purani product ka ilaaz karwane..
R:sshhhhh armaan aise mat bolo ye log sab sun sakte hai ...ye log humari tarah normal nahi hai...
A:arre ha main to bhul hi gaya tha

in the meanwhile tulsi cumes running to armaan and says
TU:beta ...pls dekho na baa ko kya ho gaya hai...kuch bolti hi nahi.....
A:[to himself]baat karne layak umar rahi nahi inki...lekin phir bhi pata nahi aram se chal phir sakti hai..aur to aur aram se seedhi bhi chad utar sakti hai...[to tulsi]..dekhiye ghabraiye mat sab theek ho jayega
TU:haan beta pata hai thakur ji sab theek kardenge.....[suddenly tulsi maa starts crying].......hey thakur ji meri baa ko kuch mat hone mat dena main nahi jee sakti unke bagair
[turning towards armaan]...beta ab tumhi mere bhagwaan ho ...ab tumhi mere thakur ji ho....
A:naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiiii[and escapes frm dere]

muskaan cumes dere wid raaaooooolllll

muski to raaooolll...."oye kaakhajure dekh to udhar itna sannata kyun hai"
RA:arre bhai itna sannata kyun hai yahan
he sees a wardboy running frm dere he calls him and asks him wat happened...the wardboy tells him ki the virani parivaar is here
RA:is all shocked and pasina pasina
MU:oye chal dekhte hai
RA:oye ruk.tu kya dekhegi......uss pujaran ko ..sara din thakur ji ka rona liye baith jati hai..jab dekho thakur ji thakur ji karti hai......jab dekho thakur ji thakur ji...arre thakur ji ki bhi to koi privacy hogi ya nahi....tu mujhe kankhajoora kehti hai na lekin ye to poora ka poora kankhajoora parivaar hai
MU:nahi mere ko dekhna hai...main aaj tak kabhi mueseum nahi gayi..aur yahan to meuseum khud hamare pass chal kar aaya hai ...chal na dekhte hai... 😉
and den they go to the virani parivaar....



hey guys dis was my first attempt so pls do comment agar bura laga to bhi aur galti se accha lag gaya to bhi.... 😊 Edited by coolgal04 - 15 years ago

29 views and nt a single comment... 😭 😭 😭

ok im continuing guys...though i havent got ny comment as yet but still i m continuing... 😭




muski and raool goes to the virani parivaar....
muski is all startled seeing the antics in sanjeevani while raaoooll is all tensed

TU:beta meri baa ko bacha lo plz beta..dekho na inhe kya ho gaya....bistar se uthi nahi rahi thi
RA:[to himself]ab kya iss umar mein disco karegi

[to tulsi]aap.........aap ghabraiye nahi main abhi check karta hoon.....

TU:haan beta dekho na kya hogaya inhe..... 😭

RA:arre ye kya kar rahi hai..abhi abhi wardboy floor saaf karke gaya aur aapne geela kar diya...............................aapne aansuon se....
RA:[to himself]...aankhein hai ya sarkari nal...jab dekho behti hi rehti hai.............

TU:arre beta ye aansu hai inhe beh jane do.....warna yehi aansu ek din./....
RA:arre bas bas apna suru mat kar dijiye yahan par

TU:[asks raaoooll]..ye ladki kaun hai???
RA:ye yahan ki intern hai DR>muskaan
RA:[enquiringly]....kyun aap ne aisa kyun poocha??


TU:wo mujhe laga jaise main in se pehle bhi mill chuki hoon

RA:[to himself]...bas isi ki kami thi..[to tulsi]..aap wait kariye hum abhi baa ka check up karke aate hai

TU:jee...thakur jee aap ka bhala kare....insaan to wahi hota hai na jo insaan ki jaroorat ke waqt mada kare..warna insaan hone ka fayda hi kya....main to bas thakur ji se yehi prarthna karti hoon ki agle janam mein tum mere bete ban kar aao....

RA:[to himself]....chinta kyun karti hoo agar tumhari matarani[kekta] ne chaha to main isi janam mein tumhara sach much ka khoya hua beta ban jaunga....[to tulsi]abhi aa rahe hai hum baa ko check karke...waise aap ke ghar ke baaki janwar...i .. i mean sadsya kaha reh gaye..

TU:wo log honge yehi kahi

RA accha

he &muskigoes and checks baa
the both come out and raool says to tulsi RA: dekhiye ab kuch nahi ho sakta ..unki umar bahut zyada hai...

TU:naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
[and faints]



meanwhile mihir cumes in running and says
MI:tulsi kya hua tulsi....tum is tarah nahi jaa sakti mujhe chodkar....tulssiii...ye kya kiya aapne thakur ji ...kya bigada tha meri tulsi ne aapka....wo to aapki kitni badi bhakt hai lekin aap ...aap ne to uski bhakti ko hi jhootha sabit kar diya....sabit kar diya na kiaap kahin nahi hai.........lekin main bhi aap ko warna karta hoon agar meri tulsi ko kuch bhi hua na to phir aaj ke baad kabhi bhi koi aurat aap ke mandir mein ghanti nahi bajayegi..main aap ke mandir mein kabhi kadam bhi nahi rakhunga.........aaj apna bata diya sabko ki aap kahin nahi hai kahin nahi....kahin bhi nahi...

RA and muski who r listening to all this crap ....says
RA:arre kyun khali phokat itna much much kar rahe ho..kuch nahi hua hai ise.....tumlogo ko bhi kabhi kuch hota hai kya 4-4 accident ke baad bhi to zinda chale aate ho.......bas thodi si behosh hui hai paani ke chinte maro abhi jab jayegi....................samjhe


tulsi cumes bak to her senses
TU:kya kaha tha docot saheb???
RA:dekhiye mera naam DR rahul hai naki dr saheb......aur haan main keh....
MU:ji wo inke kehne ka matlab tha ki abhi baa ki umar hi kya hui hai ...abhi to unhe bahut jeena hai...........thakur jii aap jaisi antics ko inni jaldi to nahi bulayenge upar...unko marna hai kya... 😈 🤪

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scene shifts armaan and ridzii are now in the canteen....
AR:baal baal bache.....haina ridhima

RI:......................................

AR:riddhima..main kuch keh raha hun tumse

RI:......................................

AR:riddh...............
[he looks were ridzii is looking] and is shocked................and says..oh no ridzii bhago yahan se yahan to basu parivaar pahuch gaya hai....
RI:armaan ab hum kya kare..kuch nahi bas bhago ..[but b4 dey cud run away anurag catches them both and says....."dr dr pls prerna ko bacha ljiye"
AR&RI:ji kaha hai wo.....
AN:wo bahar hai.....bahut bara accident ho gaya hai uska...dr use bacha lijiye

AR:[to wardboy]...unhe andar lekar aao

they take her to the icu
AR:[to anurag]..ye accident hua kais???

AN:wo doctor kya hai na ki aaj meri 5th shaadi thi..hum sab khub maze kar rahe the ki achanak jhoomar gir gaya prerna ke upar aur..... 😭 background song(tumne hi jeena sikhaya tha..tumne bataya tha....and blah blah blah..)

AR:dekhiye sab theek ho jayega aap ghabraiye mat...aur pls inke pati ko bulaiye ..unhge operation form par sign karna hoga

AN:jee woh to h yahan hai nahi...woh to abhi bhi be fikar party mein free ka khana khane mein mast hai

AR:aur inke bacche ...wagairah koi to hoga???

AN:haan bacche to bahut saare hai...kuch mere hai kuch bajaj ke hai....ap bataiye kaun se wale ko bulaoon ???

AR:aap ki marzi jisko chahe usko bulalijiye

AN:theek hai main sneha ko bulata hoon

sneha cumes to sanjeevani

SN:papa... 😭 😭 😭 ....mumma mumma ko kya hua.,...???
AN:kuch nahi beta wo chota sa accident ho gaya...par tumhari mumma abhi theek ho jayengi....haina doctor saheb


asa armaan turns to face them sneha shouts..."sharad tummmm...................................yahan...tumhari himmat kaise hui meri mumma ke paas bhi aane ki"

AR:dekhiye main inka doctor hoon

SN:ab ye doctoi kaha se karli tumne...kal tak to america mein MBA kar rahe the aur ab yahan ???main sanjeevani mein complaint kar dungi..ki tum koi doctor woctor nahi hoo...aur tum jil se kaise bhage.... 😡

AR:dekhiye aap meri beijjati kar rahi hai... 😡 😡

AN:arre haan beta ye doctor hai koi sharad warad nahi

SN:aap chup rahiye papa.....sharad aapki plastic surgery se pehle tha basu parivaar isiliye aap pehchan nahi rahe kyunki aap dono ke ek saath koi scene nahi tha na isiliye lekin main main ab ise nahi chodungi

[background a mantra is playing.......hey chandika sumthing lyk tht]

armaan runs away frm dere...."riddhima bachaaaoooooooooo"

Originally posted by: asmita216

🤣 ..too funny..do cont

 

 

thnk u so much dear...😛😛....im continuing

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armie manages to run away frm dere....and ends up bumping into parvati......

AR:[to himself]..bas isiki kami thi.... 🤢

PA: 😡

AR:kya hua aap mujhe aise kyun dekhrahi hai???

PA:tum wahi hi hona jisne star parivaar ki mukti yaani meri sauteli beti ke saath................

AR:ye aap kya keh rahi hai???main uss tarah ka ladka nahi hoon
PA:tum logo ko main acchi tarah se janto hoon....par tum log ek baat mat bhulo ki auratein kamjor nahi hai.......aur ek aurat ka apmaan har aurat ka apmaan hota hai...tum nahi jante narishakti ke baare mein

AR:bas kariye aap..bas......sahi kaha aapne main nahi janta nari shakti ke baare mein.....narishakti ke bare mein to aap logo ke husbaands jante honge.......shayad isiliye to khai wagairah mein girne ke baad bhi zinda chale aate hai..aur aap log hai ki phir bhi jitni baar marenge ye log...kafan wagairah kareed kar baith jayenge.....10-12 episodes to aap log aarthi uthane mein hi waste kar deti hai....auer 25th epi mein aapke pati nachte nachte wapas bhi aa jate hai...are jab aap ko pata hi hai ye log nahi marne wale to kyun itna paisa waste karti hai.......ye star plus wale saara paisa kha jaate hai to hum star one walon ke liye kuch bachta hi nahi hai..bas wahi ek shirt wahi ek pant roz pehan kar shootin shooting khelna padta hai..... 😡 😡

 

PA:dekho tum mujhe jante nahi

 

AR:bahut acchi tarah se jaanta hun.....jab dekho apna sarkari nal khol ke baith jati ho ...aur sab ka dimag kharab karti hoo😡

PA:ye to ek aurat ka hathiyaar hai

AR:haan haan rehne do......kya kaam tha tumhe...

 

PA:😭mere pati ko kuch ho gaya hai

 

AR:haan bas isi ki kami thi......bhagwaan bachaye sanjeevani ko tum logo se....ab use kya hua???

PA:pata nahi aaj kal bahut gumsum rehte hai kuch bolte hi nah

AR:haan wo to rahenge hi tum unhe bolne ka mauka hi kab deti hogi...jab dekho apna rona liye baith jati ho.....to koi kahe bhi to kya

 

PA:nahi nahi mujhe to lagta hai ye kisiki saazish to nahi

AR:ab mihir ki tarah kya iski bhi koi gf hai.....lekin isko apna bf banayega kaun..shakal to dekho iski......shakal se to aisa lagta hai mano 365 din pet kharab rehta hai iska......🤢isse koi andhi hi pyaar karegi

 

PA:mere pati ko bachalo doctor plss...nahi to main lut jaungi..barbaad ho jaungi....marr jaungiii

 

AR:abbe chup....yehi..isi karan se iski ye halat hui hai..abhi yaha se jao aur ek mahine baad aana..ek mahine tak yahan nazar bhi mat aana samjhi

 

Edited by coolgal04 - 15 years ago

🤣
can't control 😆

reallly gud 👏

plz cont. soon 😉

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parvati 😭 and is going frm dere suddenly kashish cumes dere and says
KA:hey parvati aunty

PA:arre kashish tum??? aur ye kya aunty aunty kya laga rakha hai.....mana ki maine make up nahi lagaya iss waqt magar iska matlab ye to nahi ki tum mujhe aunty bulao... 😡 😡


KA:arre aap naraz kyun ho rahi hai...maine to bas isiliye kaha kyunki aapke serial leap le chuka hai lekin hum to abhi bhi young hi hai.....hume abhi budha nahi banaya gaya hai.......isiliye

PA:hmmm...theek hai theek hai aur batao yahan kaise aana hua

KA:wo kya hai na ki sujal ka plastic surgery hua tha ...lekin ek aur aadmi aa gaya hai aur wo khud ko sujal bata raha hai so wahi usi ke baare mein consult karne aayi hoon

PA:oh accha...aur tumhara wo pehle wala pati ....kya naam tha uska...haan piyush.....use kaise bhul sakti hoon....jab wo zinda tha tab to main jawan thi....
hum logon ne leap nahi liya tha tab isiliye...accha uska kya hua......kya wo bhi wapas aa gaya hai..????



KA: nahi nahi meri usse kal hi bat hui thi bas jaise hi sujal ka prob solve hoga waise hi wo wapas aa jayega......

aur aap yaha kyun aayi hai???


PA:arre wo mere pati ajkal bahut gumsum rehte hai to isiliye unhe dikhane le aayi

KA:arre isme dikhane ki kya baat hai ...ye log jitna gumsum rahenge utna hi accha hai na....hume zyada dialogues milenge

PA:haan tu to sach keh rahi hai...............and suddenly tht kahani wala mantra starts to play.."narayani namostute...sumthing lyk tht"

KA:kya hua paro aunty???


PA:wwwooohh.......

KA:[turns]..kya hua ??? aur ye kaun hai


PA:[faints]kahaanni har ghar kii kahani ghar ghar kii... 😭 😭 sad version Edited by coolgal04 - 15 years ago

hey guys do u want me to cont or shall i stop here