Reel & Real life:(RN): 2 remaining updates posted

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Posted: 15 years ago

REEL AND REAL LIFE: RN FANFIC

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Episode 1:

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?>Col Khandelwal's house in Jaipur, a cell phone ring is heard in a well decorated bedroom.

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'Tantanatan tantanatan tantanatan tara ra' Finally, a head pops out of the red blanket, and an extremely sleepy Rajeev gets up: 'kya yaar subah subah neend se utha diya, ab yeh kaun hai''hello'

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'Is that Mr. Rajeev Khandelwal speaking?

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'Ye'.s'

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'Hello, sir this is Mr. Choubey speaking''

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(Rajeev still in sleep) 'Haan Choubey batao, red box mila?'

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'Ji!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'

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'Array kya karte ho tumlog, ek red box nahi dhoondh sakte?!'

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'Par sir'.'

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'Kya sir, tumhara man aajkaal kahan rahta hai? Don't forget u are on a mission''

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'But Sir'..ok sir, I think I'll call you later, have a good day sir' and disconnects the phone. Rajeev goes back to sleep.

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Tabhi Rajeev ke mummy aate hai: 'Rajeev uth, tu kya baka ja raha tha?'

Rajeev tu shun raha hain? RAJEEEEEEEEEV' Mummy se zor se dant pada usko!

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Tab jaake uthe Rajeev Khandewal : ' Kya mummy subah subah utha deti ho, aj toh koi shooting bhi nahi hai, ghar pe thoda araam toh kar loon''

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Rajeev's mom: ' Hyaan tu shooting chhod sakta hai, lekin shooting tujhe nahi chhodega, neend mein bhi dialogue bolne laga hain aajkaal, bilkul pagal hai tu, chal uth, mandir jana hai, jaldi se taiyar ho ja'

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Rajeev: 'Ek min mom, kya bola aapne? main neend mein dialogue bol raha tha?!'Of course'"Aamir" ka shooting abhi bhi fresh hain mere dimaag mein?

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Rajeev's mom: 'Nahi, tu neend mein bhi captain Rajveer ban gaya tha'😳

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Rajeev: "😡Please mom, aap Left Right Left ka naam mat lo mere samne, main uske bare main aur kuchh sochna nahi chahta'..'

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Rajeev's mom: 'achha?'

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Rajeev: 'Haan, jis tarah se serial mein mere character ka exit dikhaya gaya, aap toh jaante hain na mujhe kitna bura laga, captain Rajveer's character was so close to my heart, I loved my team, par it was such an injustice to the character!!!!!! 😭matlab yeh koi tarika hai character end karne ka??(Rajeev is angry now)😡 😡Pata hai mere fans ko kitna bura laga? I felt so bad for them, fan mails pe fan mails aate rahe ki 'aap LRL mein wapas aa jao,' they genuinely loved me ma'.aur main'.main kuchh nahi kar saka, I hated the DJs, aarey yaar maine 3 mahine time diye tha mere character ko ek logical end dene ke liye par, aisa ending????????? Chhi chhi, I feel so bad for the people who love me''main LRL ke bare main sochna bhi nahi chahta, chhodo aap'''.😡

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Rajeev's mom: 'tu sach mein LRL ko bhula payega? woh past hai kehke taal deta hai aur neend mein captain rajveer ban jata hain!!!'

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Rajeev: 'Kyon kya kiya maine?!!!'

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Rajeev's mom: Director Mishraji ka manager, Shankar Choubey ka phone tha, tujhse koi nayi assignment ke bare mein baat karna tha, par tu kya keh raha tha usse?

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Rajeev (Confused): 'Kyon kya kaha maine'''..'

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Rajeev's mom ( suppressing her laughter): tune usse tera LRL ka Lt. Choubey samajh liya aur usse red box ke bare mein poochne laga!!!!!!!!! Hahahahahaha

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Rajeev: 'sach???????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'

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Rajeev's mom: 'Haan sach, woh bechara dar ke mare phone hi rakh diya, kabhi kabhi kya ho jata hai tujhe?'

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Rajeev: 'Oh God, I don't believe this, he must be thinking am crazy!!!'

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Rajeev's mom: 'Pagal toh tu hain, LRL ko lekar, ab mujhse tu kya chhupayega, chal ab uth, jaldi se mandir chal, der ho rahi hain' Rajeev's mom leaves.

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Rajeev: (To himself): 'Tum sach kehti ho ma, captain Rajveer ka character mera hissa ban chukka hain,😕 aur sach mein LRL ko bhula nahi paya main'.aur ek baat toh aap ko pata hi nahi hain ma, main chhup chhup ke india-forums ke saare fan fics bhi padhta hoon,😉 kitna achha lagta hain mujhe👏''..(sad ) lekin joh bhi ho, LRL is past for me and you better forget about it capt. Rajveer''ooops I mean Mr. Rajeev Khandelwal!!!

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Episode 2:

Vikas Manaktala'and Priyanka Bassi in a coffee shop........😛'''

Priyanka: Achha tere case ka kya hua, good that you dragged the DJs to the court.........

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GUYS PLEASE GIVE ME YOUR FEEDBACK, THOUGH I HAVE REAL CHARACTERS IN THIS FIC, THE STORY IS JUST ONE OF IMAGINATION, TOH PLEASE DON'T TAKE OFFENSE 😉

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I'LL CONTINUE ONLY IF U GUYS LIKE IT.................

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Posted: 15 years ago
lol...hahahahaaa...this is really funny and good...continue soon
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Posted: 15 years ago
its gr8 👏 .plz update soon.......
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Posted: 15 years ago
By the thats Lt.Colonel Khandelwal!!!

And by the way is it going to be a comedy??

And what are the pairings going to be???
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Posted: 15 years ago
hahahahaha....what a ff dear....outstanding...please please please continue....u deserve this 👏 title of this ff is too good...
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Posted: 15 years ago
that is really good a fic on their real life well reel actually ..... forget it i am confused anyways the start was good loved how rajeev was saying his LRL dialogue in hus dreams 😆

take care 😃
yasmin
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Posted: 15 years ago
hey update dear...please...eagerly waiting....
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Posted: 15 years ago
EPISODE 2: PRIYANKA AND VIKAS IN A COFFEE SHOP

pRIYANKA: Arrey tere case ka kya hua? It's good that you dragged the DJs to court. hamare LRL ka satyanash kar diya DJs ne

Vikas: Haan dekhte hai case ka kya hota hai, un saale DJs ko toh main dikhakar rahunga, soch mujhe, mujhe beech mein nikal diya!! Array Huda ke character ke bina LRL kya!!

Priyanka: (in a filmy style) haan re tere sath bahuth nainsafi hua ! soch Vikas, hum sab KMA se pass out ho gaye, tujhe aur Gazal ko chhodkar….waise tera character jaisa hai usme yeh koi hairani ki baat nahi hai!

Vikas: Kya matlab hai tera? Oye Huda ke bare mein kuchh mat bol, changa character hai! Sabse cool hai woh! Aur sach toh yeh hai ki aisa hot hunk TV ke duniya mein kam hi dekhne ko milta hai!

Naina: Le tera Hudagiri fir se shuru??!!! Arrey kabhi toh apna tarif karna bandh kar de….waise sach kahoon, tu naraz toh nahi hoga?

Vikas: Haan bol na

Priyanka: Nahi chhod

Vikas: array bol na

Priyanka: Sach baat toh yeh hai ki Rajeev tujhse zyada handsome hai

Vikas: achha woh kaise? Usme aisa kya hai??

Priyanka: Kuchh toh hai………

Vikas: Oye tujhe sach mein unse pyar toh nahi ho gaya na?

Priyanka: Kya pata, ho bhi sakta hai!

Vikas: Mazak mein bhi yeh baat kabhi mat kehna samjhi, aur waise bhi tu try maar sakti hai, lekin kuchh faida hone wala nahi hai, usse aamna ke sibah kuchh dikhta hi nahi, tujhe aur koi nahi milega, is bande ke sibah

Praiyanka: achha??

Vikas: ji haan, lagi shaart?

Priyanka: uff Vikas tune ab hudagiri bandh nahi kiya toh main sach mein apne Rajveer sir ke paas chali jayoongi

Vikas: Haan ja na, aamna tujhe jhadoo marke nikalegi, waise tu interview mein toh bahut tareef kar rahi thi unka, kya bol rahi thi tu….LRL join kiya kyon ki tu rajeev ke saath kaam karna chahti thi….wah bhai wah

(reference: priyanka-rajeev interview on season 2 shooting)
Priyanka: Oye zyada jealous hone ki zaroorat nahi hai, interviews mein hum dono ko hi sath mein zyada dekhne ko milta hai

Vikas: Hona toh yehi chahiye na, jo sach hai wohi dikhega

Priyanka: Kuchh sach nahi hai, maine tujhe abi tak haan bola hai kya?

Vikas: Ye lo kar lo baat, mere ma tu sach mein celebrity ban gayi hai, ab rishta hai toh media se kya chupana?!!

Priyanka: Oye kuchh rishta wishta nahi hai, we are "just good friends" hee hee

Vikas: Ab tu LRL ki dialogue marna bandh kar, aur bol mere mummy papa se kab milne aa rahi hai?

Priyanka: Vikas……..!!!

Vikas: Kya hua? Kuchh galat kaha kya? Array mummy mere girlfriend se milna chati hai

Priyanka: Oye , maine abhi taak tujhe haan kahan hai kya? Itni bhi jaldi kya hai, abhi toh hum ek dusre ko janna shuru kiya hai, abhi se kya serious commitment? Sun tu apna career pe dhyan de aur mujhe bhi dene de, yeh bekaar ki baate chhod ab

Vikas: Tu haat nahi ayegi, mujhe pata hai bhav kha rahi hai, thik hai main bhi dekhta hun kab tak khayegi, mujhe pata hai tu mujhse kitna pyar karti hai

Priyanka: Bilkul pyar nahi karti, ab chal tu, dekh bahut saare log jama ho gaye hai, abhi press ke aane se pehle nikal jaate hai yahan se

Vikas: Kyon aane de na press ko, saath saath chaapegi apni photo

Priyanka: ufffffffff tu chal ab…aur woh green skirt pehni hui ladki ko dekhna bandh kar, nahi toh chappal padega

Vikas: array kaunsi ladki? Kya bol rahi hai, main kisi ladki ko nahi dekh raha tha…

Tabhi the green skirt girl comes and asks for an autograph.
Vikas is all flattered and quickly gives her his autograph….

Girl: Pata hai main aap ki bahut bari fan hoon, mujhe Huda ka character bahut achha lagta hai, aap real life main bhi itna mazak kar lete ho? aur aap aur Naina kya real life mein boyfriend girl friend ho??

Huda: thank u thank u, mujhe itna pyar dene ke liye…aur haan priyanka aur main sach mein girlfriend boyfriend hain, aaplogo ne itna pyaar diya toh sach mein Huda ur Naina ek ho gaye……….

Girl: Bilkul nahi……..

Huda: Ji?!!!!!!!!!!!

Girl: Huda achha hai, lekin naina ke saath bilkul nahi, naina ke saath toh sirf Rajveer sir ache lagte hain

Naina: Hai na? bilkul

Girl: (turning to Priyanka): aap Rajveer sir se hi shaadi karna please, aap dono bahut ache lagte ho saath mein, ok bye, main chalti hoon, bye Vikas

Priyanka is in splits, Vikas is angry: kya yaar tere mere beech mein hamesha woh style icon aa jata hai, arrey uske sath Amna ko jodo please, mere wali ko chhod do

Priyanka: achha ab chale??

Tabhi Priyanka aur Vikas dono ke cell pe call aata hai,

Vikas: dekh ab hamare mobile ki ghanti bhi ek saath bajne laga hai,

dono "hello" bolte hai, aur dono ke cell pe sunai deta hai " Hello, I am speaking from Director Mishra's office, can I talk to you for a moment?"

Episode 3: Arjun and Harshad in Arjun's house

Arjun: bahut bore ho rahe hai yaar, aj shaam ko Vikas, Priyanka, Kunal aur Gazal ko bula le?

Harshad: Haan, haan aur khana ka order main dunga, Indian ya Chinese ya Continental?
(reference: LRL interview on Friendship day, Harshaad is the greediest of all!)

Arjun: Arrey bhukkhad khana baad mein, pehle call karke dekh, kya kar rahe hai sab log



Edited by george eliot - 15 years ago
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Posted: 15 years ago
guys give me feedback, good or bad, i can try and improve or even incorporate ur ideas if u want me to ! 😛
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Posted: 15 years ago
o my goodness...this ff is outstanding...amazing concept...u have done lots of researches...and all these researches r absolutely true...great job dear...update was at its best place and very hilarious...thanks dear for this fabulous update...this is for u 👏 👏 👏