H: Oye Osool chal aja jaldi nashta kar
Ali: Huda Bhai, Shaadi ki itni tayyariyan karni hi aur apko naashthe ki padi hain
H: Arre main shaadi ki tayyari tho kar raha hoon, achhi tarah khale, hame dulhan ko uthana jo hain jab Suriji varmala dalne athe hain
Ali: Par Huda bhai ham tho Suriji ke taraf se haina
H: Un sab ko chod Suriji ke taraf, ham dono maam ke kareeb hain bhool gaya ki wo tumari mentor raha chuki hain teri bahen se kam nahi hain wo.
Ali:hmm..mmm ………Aap sahi kahrahe hain
After half an hour
Y: Alekh, ye Huda aur Ali maam ke paas kyon kade hogaye.
A: Usmain sochne ki kya bath hain nautanki ko hamesha ladkiyon ke saath rahna jo pasand hain. Lagtha hain Ali ko bhi bigaad diya. Dekh Suriji mala daalne wale hain
H: Osool …thum haina tayyar ek do….theen (they both lift Lolita and doesn't allow Suriji, every one starts njoying)
Dr. S: Cadets ye kya kar rahe ho neeche utharo dulhan ko
H: Nahi maam. Kyon Suriji soch kya rahe hain age badiye, arre hame kyon goor rahe hain bhai koi Suriji ko bhi uthao
A: (Saale party badalrela hain dono, oye yudi chal ab hame suriji ki madad karni hain)
Y: (Bro are you sure we can do it)
S: oye kothede mazak kar raha hain kya …. dekha nahi … itna wazan
"Cadets ye math bhoolon ki ham hain Suriji ke saath" every one is shocked to hear BC's voice
S: Sirji aapp …nahi sir
BC: Kyon nahi Suriji hame bhi cadets ki barabar takkar dena chahiye..kyon faculty, aao major
Yes sir, Major Nair starts but Abhimanyu stops him
Abhi: Excuse me sir, I think I can do better job..(Nair stares at him and goes back)
BC: Tho shuroon kare captain one, two three (they both lift Suriji , Huda and Ali try for some time and finally give up)
H: Sir ye math sochiye ki ham har gaye, ham sirf aapke samne jukh gaye
BC: I know cadet, mere cadets kabhi nahi harjathe (he pats Huda)
During marriage
H: Phoolan hatho mujhe Puja aur Neelu se bath karni hain,
N: kya bath karni hain koi jarrorath nahi
H: Arre hatho yaar ( he gently drags her and starts discussing with them, Naina with out knowing starts staring at them and doesn't even realize Alekh coming near her)
A: Naina kya dekh rahi hain
N: Kuch nahi Alekh Huda ko dekh rahi hoon jab bhi dekho itna lively rehtha hain patha nahi kya plans banatha rahtha hain har waqt,
A: Sahi kaha Shane ke dimag ko museum main rakhna chahiye par ek bath hain, unke bina har kaam bahut sunaa hain
N(smiles at him): Ha wo tho hain (they both come out slowly talking about Huda)
After half an hour
Y: Alekh tum yahan hain, main tujhe Suriji ke Jhoothe samalne ke liye kahathana , dekho kya huwa (A: Kya huwa) wo log jhoothe churaye the aur Suriji se paise bhi leliye
P: Yudi itna jhalo math jab Huda khudh hamari madad kiya hain tho koi kya kar saktha hain, ha thoda commission leliya hamse, wo dekh araha hain,
Y: This is too much, I am not going to leave him (Yudi runs inside and every one follows him)
Y: Huda There should be limit tum itne paison ka kya karega,
H: Yudiye itna gussa math ho yaar jara ahistha bolo sab dekh rahe hain
Y: Dekhnedo, sab log bhi jaanna chahiye ki tum kitna kameena hain, kya kar raha hain itne saare paisonka tume abhi batahna hoga
H: Accha tho phir wahan dekh ( they all look outside and are surprised to see many kids standing there.)
N: Huda ye tho wahi orphanage ke bacche haina
H: Ha bechare kabhi kisi function pe jaathe nahi haina tho maine unhe yahan laya aur aaj ki kamayi se unlogon ke liye mithayi kharidliya
Well-done cadet (they turn to see all guests standing there)
DS: Sir maine inhe KMA main ane ki permission dediya hain, Suriji kya ye bachhe thodi dher ke liye andhar asakthe hain,
S: Andhar ayenge aur khana khakar hi jayenge kyon Sirji
BC: HA Suriji bilkul (his voice chokes with emotion) bachho chalo andar ajao
One kid comes running to BC
Kid: Sirji aap yahan ki sabse bade fauji haina (BC: Ha shayad ) main jantha hoon, bhaiyya ne kaha hain, bada fauji banna hain tho sar pe baal mundawana chahiye
There is sudden silence as every one is scared to laugh.. BC looks seriously at Huda
H: Sir main tho mazak kar raha tha, (mujhe kya patha tha ki ye nalayak apse ye bath poochega)
BC: Achha (he comes near Huda and starts laughing loudly) chalo aaj main teri mazak maaf kardiya kyonki ek tho aaj Suriji ki shaadi hain aur dusra tum ne bade ache kaam kiya hain, tho bachhon sar mundwane ki koi jaroorath nahi, kyonki ye fauji ke baal dekhe aapne (he points out at Abhimanyu)
Abhi; Sir aap mere mazak udha raha hain
suddenly atmosphere becomes humorous. Then orphanage warden comes forward
OW: Suriji bachhon ne aapke liye ye card banaya hain, bacchon sir aur madam ko wish nahi karoge
Children: Happy Birth Day to you….
P: Oye Happy Birthday nahi, Hudde tum sab galat sikhatha hain
H: Accha sab galat kaam meri sikhayi huwi hain tum sahi kya hain sikhawona
Every one starts giving suggestions and kids njoy the evening.
It is past mid night Naina and Puja are walking to wards hostel
P: Naina aaj bada hi mazaa aya, ek tho Suriji ki shaadi hogaye ab Lalitha maam hame tang nahi karegi aur dekha kaise sab bachon ke saath bachhe bangaye khas karke BC sir aur wo muchhad…hai rabba ye kaun…..
P: Naina ye Hudda hi haina kya kar raha hain… lagtha hain tare gin raha hain
N: Puja tum jao main abhi aathi hoon (she goes near Huda) Huda akele kya kar raha hain (Huda gets up and Naina also sits on the bench)
H: Kuch nahi yaar meri mummyji hamesha kahthi hain ki main Prime Minister ban sakta hoon. Tho soch raha tha scientist kyon nahi bansaktha
N: Huddaaa.. tum bhi na ..chal chod…, aaj jo bhi tumne kiya uske baad, main ye bhi nahi kah sakthi ki tum kisi bath ko serious lethe hi nahi ho
H: Phoolan, yahan aane se pahle main aisa hi tha par tum sabko dekha tho patha chala ki main kitna kush kismat hoon. Aisa lagtha hain main kuch jadoo karke tum sab ki mushkile dhoor kardoon, par nahi kar saktha hoon na isliye meri harkhathon se tum sab ki dyaan bathana chahtha hoon.
N: (becomes speechless)
H: Jaantha hoon ki tum logon ko bahut gussa atha hain mujh par.. aatha haina…
N: Ha khas kar ke aaj itna gussa aya ki ….ki ..,(suddenly she hugs Huda and kisses on his cheek and starts walking)
Huda is shocked for a while but recovers and runs after her
H: Phoolan…ye tumne kya kiya (N: (Pretending ) kya kiya) tum hameha mere saath nainsaafi karthe ho
N: Kyaaaaa
H: Aur nahi tho kya, agar ye bath mujhe pahele batahdiya hotha tho main sabse shart lagaya hothana is bath ka
N: Accha😡, ab main kuch karthi hoon aur tum is bath par shart lagaana I promise main ye kaam jaroor karoongi sab ke samne
H: Kyaaa😃 😃(Naina kicks him hard) OUCH …ye kya … oye Phoolan tumne mujhe maara
N: Ha maara, aur is par jitne baar chho shart lagale main koi kanjoosi nahi karoongi
H: Teri tho … hai rabba… Phoolan mujhe manzoor hain
N: KYAAA
H: Ha.. ouch… isliye ki tum is bahane mujhe roz mujhe milne awogi… mummyji bahut dard horahihain … bolo kya kal se shuroon kare
N: Hudaaaa
Edited by Kavi85 - 17 years ago
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