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Originally posted by: camella

sanyo: TUMHAARI behen ke kapde??humaare paas nahi hai

pri: wah!!mere jaane ke baad thappad maarne ke alaava jhooth bolna bhi seekh liya tumne??lagta hai sab tumhaare khusat baap ki training hai

sanyo: tumhaari itni himmat??

jaichand: tum??tum yahaan kya kar rahe ho..tumhaari himmat..(bfore he can continue pri stops him

pri: haan be buddhe..tumhaare aage ka dialogue pata hai.tum baap beti ko yahi ek dialogue aata hai..jin ke paas himmat hi nahi hai😆.waise bhi mujhe tumhaare is nakchadi badariya se koi kaam nahi..main to apne behen ke kapde dhoondne aaya hoon tumhaari jhoppadpatti mein..abbey khoosat ab kalti maar yahaan se

jaichand: kya??tumne humaare is mehel ko jhopadpatti kaha??hum is desh ke ameer rajaaon mein se ek hain

pri: haan haan ..pata hai..isliye to tu do jodi kapde hi pehenta rhta hai aur isilye tumhaari beti ke paas sirf paanch ya che jodi kapde hain..accha hua ki pratha ne apne kapde yahaan de diye..kannauj ko to kapdon ki sakt zaroorat hai..kyunki tu to bhikhariyon ka raja hai!! 😆

🤣 too good, excellent, wonderful, too good Vishu, I almost dropped my laptop, agar hojata, to mere dad mujhe to khalaas kar dete...

hope tht was ok..sumbody continue 😊

Originally posted by: rajatnmughda4ev

Uske baad Jaichand leaves in a huff.
Prithvi: Chalo chala gaya
Sanyo turns red
Sanyo: Vaise to mein tumhe maaf karne vaali thi, magar ab tumhe nikalna padega, get out of my palace right now!!!! Nikaljao mere mehel se. Aur haan, Vikram, mere liye ek chilled red bull lao. Mujhe energy ki zarooraat hai. To what r u waiting for, go Vikram. Daulatpur jaana hai na, tumhare saath rehna he naa, isliye energy ki zaroorat hogi, monkey ke saath travel karna bohot mushkil hai. Go Vikram, don't just stand there, move you lazy butt!
Prithvi falls down on the ground and starts laughing
Prithvi: Jungli billi, abhi tak vaisi hi ho!
Sanyo: Bigde raiz, tum bhi vaise hi ho. Mein tumhari madat karne ke liye taiyaar hoon, leken tumhe mere saath akar kudh bhi dhoondna hoga.
Prithvi. Theek hai, chalo.
Sanyo: Vikram, humare liye pinic pack kar do, with two chilled red bull and some champagne aur haan ek light salad and some pizza for Prithvi and the best peaches we have. Hum bahar khana valen hai.
Vikram's walking to pack the picnic
Sanyo: Vikram, red roses bhi back kar dena. Thanks bandar

someone else continue.

my extract above was a continuation of this one 😊

Originally posted by: sonali13

vikram starts preparing the picnic basket..suddenly he screams- "ooooi maaaaa!!!!! bandar!!! mahal main bandar hai!!"
sanyo gets up to go to vikram..prithvi stops her "chodo na usse..usne ek aaina dekh liya hoga!"
but suddenly a monkey enters the room and its wearing pratha's clothes.
prithvi: SANYOGITA. YEH BANDAR MERI BEHAN KA LEHNGA KYUN PEHAN RAKKHA HAI???? 😡

what will sanyo say? someone continue! 😉

Sanyo: Lagta hai ki Vikram apna saccha roop dikha raha hai.....

Prithvi: Tumne hamara picnic basket pack kar diya?

Vik: Voh mein.....mere paas red roses nahin hain

Sanyo: To garden se le aao bewakoof, garden kis liye hota he?

Vik: Theekh hai

Prithvi: Kapde to dete jaao. Aur haan, jaldi karna, bus 20 aur ghante bakin hai, varna meri Indravati se shaadi ho jayegi.

Vik: ye lo.

Prithvi: Oi, nanga bandar, Sanyogita, dusri taraf dekho. Aur jao Vikram, kapde pehen ke to aao.

continue guys, outrageous story. Luv it!!

lol!! vikram takes ages to pack the picnic basket..and because of this..20 hours pass by..

back in Ajmer..Pratha is getting restless and irritated..her brother hasnt returned..and according to her condition..if he didnt come back on time..she would get thim married to Indravati. with a smirk, she writes a letter to Indravati telling her that Prithvi is in Kannauj and waiting for her..

Prithvi..totally unware of this is having a blast in Kannauj with Sanyo..suddenly Indravati enters..

Prithvi: Sanyogita..tumne bataaya nahin ki tumhare Kannuaj mein haathiyaan bhi lehenge pehanti hai!

Sanyo turns to see what Prithvi is referring to and freezes.

Indravati angrily walks towards Prithvi and says:

MAHAJRAJ PRITHVIRAJ CHAUHAN. SHAYAAD TUM HUMEIN JAANTE NAHIN HO (prithvi breathes a sigh of relief at this point)..LEKIN HUMARI AUR TUMHARI SHAADI BAHUT PEHLE PAKKI HO CHUKI THI. AUR MAIN YAHAAN TUMHARA KURTE KA SIZE POOCH NE AAYI HOON. KAL UJJAIN MAIN TUMHARI SHERWANI BANN RAHI HAI. WOH BHI FREE MAIN.

Prithvi..totally disgusted by indravati tells her

Maharaj prithviraj chauhan?? aur main??? bhenji aapko koi galat femli huyi hai. main toh sanyogita ka khoya hua bhai hoon (sanyo glares at him)..hum dono abhi abhi mile hai..iss family reunion main aap bhi hissa leejiye!

indra: nahin! main dieting kar rahi hoon. mujhe sirf tum itna bataau ki mera prithvi (prithvi nearly gags on hearing this) kahaan hai..

Prithvi: wohh..umm..bahaar hai!! bagiiche main! (hes referring to vikram)

Indravati leaves in a hurry..the ground shakes under her weight..

Sanyo: yeh tumne kya kiyaa??? vikram toh waise bhi piyaa hua hai..usne ab tak 6 bottles bacardi khattam kar diye hai. agar woh nashe main indravati ko sanyogita samajh bheta toh??

prithvi simply winks 😉

whats gnna happen next?