Originally posted by: *~Sapna~*
here I am with my question for Guru jee...Chalo...at least you came!😉
1. When is ur B'day November 5 (Kaha na...reading profiles will help!!)
2. Have u ever been in love? I have been infatuated once, but never in love.
3. What is the difference between a good boy and a bad boy? 😆 A good boy doesn't know what to do with a girl while a bad boy does.😉
4. What is love? (man I am so confused about this love...hope u explain it well) Love is when your jiya goes dhadak dhadak every time you see him. When your heart skips a breat, when you turn red on his smallest compliment, when you stumble on your words, when he catches you day dreaming, when you drown in his eyes, when your knees grow weak seeing him freshly showered, when you stare at him sleeping, and when you two don't need words to talk.😳 You still confused or do I have a bit more explaining to do?
5. who is ur fav.
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6. Who is more sweet? Sapna (meaning me 😆 ) or Naina (meaning the evil Naina) I say Naina. "Sapna is sweet" doesn't match. Plus sweet on you sounds more like Sweetu (that fatty in Kal Ho Na Ho...jo hamesha khati rehi hai😉)
7. Since when have u started writing poetry? Writing poetry has been one of our units since 2nd grade. Over time I have gradually learnt to love it. And reading more poetry kind of automatically functions your brain to write poems...don't ask me how, pleaseeeeee.
8. What do u want to be in future? Honestly, haven't really thought about it yet. But till now it looks like I really want to be someone whoe helps people around the world...except the Sapna on IF.😉 She seems to have been helped a lot already. Toh uspe energy waste karne ka koi faiyda nahi.😆
and now some stupid questions for u: Just like you!😉
If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches? Because the bank branches are not tree branches.
Can you cry under water? (still haven't tried it on Naina) 😆 Of course you can. I will make you cry and then dump you under water.😃
Why are you "in" a movie, but you're "on" TV? 😆 Movies are thin and hungry, so they gobble you up. As a result, you end up inside them. But since TVs are already fat and full, they have no space for you inside. So instead, they keep you on them as a wait list.😉
Since bread is square, then why is most sandwich meat round? (yea...y??) 😕 Because breads are square, not burgers.😉
Why do we choose from just two people for President and 50 for Miss America? 😆 Presidents are becoming scarce...thanks to all the assassinations. But Miss Americas are available in plenty. After all, who would assassinate Miss America...rather they would kidnap them and...(best left unsaid)😉
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up 10 times every hour? 😆 Because of two things: First, "they slept like a baby" refers to how cute they look when they are sleeping.😳 But then it also applies that they also wake up 10 times every hours to clean off...you see, potty training tikh se hui nahi.😆
Why do you press harder on the buttons of a remote control when you know the batteries are dead? 😆 Since the batteries are dead, your brain also dies down. Then your body takes over and starts nonsense activities that should be applied somewhere else.😉
If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting? Floating in space.😆
How can the weather be "hot as hell" one day and "cold as hell" another? Because they are two seperate days.😉
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called "rush hour"? 😕 Because people are supposed to be rushing. But since they are so caught up on rushing that they forget to rush, and so they slow down.😉
If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be? 😆 Maths, huh? Chalo...I'll explain. If you take the square root of 9, divide it by 2, times it by 2, subtract 1, add 9, find 10% of it, and then subtract 1...what do you get?....0. So the temperature tomorrow will still be 0. Kuch samajh mein aaya?😉
What is a free gift? Aren't all gifts free? No. A free gift is only when you don't have to give a return gift.😉
How do they get deer to cross at those yellow road signs? 😆 Because deer are colorblind, except for yellow. Since it stands out, they go ahead and explore it...and tadda...they cross it.😉
Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand? Just as the second hand is called the first hand.😉
If a man speaks, and there is no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong? 😆 Yes, because men are always wrong!😆
How can "quite a lot" and "quite a few" mean the same thing? They don't. "Quite a lot" means more than you can probably count. But "quite a few" means enough to count, but not enough to bug Sapna.😉
Why are they called buildings, when they're already finished? Shouldn't they be called "builts"? Because if you call them builts, that means they are perfect and finished. But buildings you will see are almost always under construction, no matter how big or small it it. So they are constantly, in a way, still being built.
What is ur fav. bollywood movie? I really don't know. But Kal Ho Na Ho would be really close.
Do u want me to ask u more questions? Mera dimaag kharab hoga if I say yes.
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