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The permission to start this project has been granted by Jailor-the-great Bhaskar Boss.
Project – BLITZKRIEG
Project Sponsor: RitaJaani (RitzBitz)
Project Manager – Chamelikayaar
Team Members: with drrrrrrruuuum roooooolllll
MunnaBhai M.B.B.S (Maha Bharat ke Bhim Sen)
Jaya
Matarani Dia
Cryptic-than-thou….Taran - Egghatcher
Chhotu…..Brighter than thou….Sunny
Chhoti……Lighter than thou…..Snowflakes
My Borther from another mother....Adi
Tansen….Amit…Sur Sangam
Premnath ji…..Surpremi…Sunil Bhai
The very cute fishy…Mermaid_QT
Confused Videshi….AZNDESI…Ron
Laughing-gas-struck…..Guardian Angel….Minali
Haute Couture expert ….anita….ani11
Evilgenius Saaniya
Anu of Anu_Vinit fame
He-who-busts-all-dhang-ki-chat Rahul the Chatbuster
Jailor the great – Bhaskar
The very starry eyed – Simi - Simtara
Vinnie
Tisha - Tania Ganguly
Tanya the TRUBL
Anu the Geek (ans24us1)
Apne Piya ke pyaar mein bechain Piyabawri
And some others who will be enlisted as they come…
Date Started: 03/04/2007
Background: With her current bachcha (read: spouse) in her bag intact, Rita, with due permission of her bachcha has decided to fill her partially empty pocket with another spouse (read: plunge). What an understanding bachcha….Bachcha ho to aisa….She is inspired by her favorite Pan Parag tagline….ek se mera kya hoga…..Her groom will be none other than the doyen of the Indian film industry…..ladies and gentlem….yes…..none other than….AMITABH BACHCHAN….CKY hired a professional punditayin (Minali) who has matched the nakshatra and kundalis of the 2 individuals and found perfect match…..as they say…match made in heaven….so who are we earthlings to stop the inevitable?….Let the party begin……no no no…not yet the time to open champagne….this is serious issue
Issue/Problem Statement: There are several wannabe brides but unfortunately with the way the stars are lined up, their kundalis didn't match..Expect them to gatecrash during the party. We need some gunda/mawaalis to guard the gates….any takers?
Goals:
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Create a complete list of ceremonies, activities and assign responsibilities
Assign start date/Time and End Date/Time to each task and activity
Complete all tasks and activities as defined on time and budget
Complete the Saath Phere (not the Ekta Kapoor serial)
Complete the Kanyadaan
- Wash off the hands after that
Project Scope:
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Finish all tasks and activities related to marriage on time and budget
Kanya (Rita) marries Amitabh Bachchan
- Vidai is performed on time
Deliverables:
Will be defined as the tasks and activities lists is completed
Executive Summary:
Like in any other project an active participation is quintessential to the successful completion of the project. There are some risks and critical success factors as associated with any time and cost bound project. In order to prevent this project from becoming a capital project (expenses exceeding $250,000) and thereby requiring chairman Vijay's approval, an all out effort will be made to contain the cost of the project. All the time spent on chatting will be ignored as they will be accounted under personal time off. Prolonged chats will be "charged" under Leave of Absence.
Lastly, all honorable participants are humbly requested to list the activities associated with the project and their choice of role that they will like to take on. In the past this project manager has acted on behalf of Dulha so he is quite nescient about the dulhan side or ceremonies.
Preliminary list of roles
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Haldi Rasm
Vidai
Sangeet Ceremony
Rona Dhona
Matha Khaana
Mandap (Tambu)
Khaana (bheja ke alawa)
Doctor on site
decoration
Haute Couture (Dresses)
Drinks
Jewelleries
Gifts for Ladka party
Kholi ka intezaam (for guests)
Preparing invitations
- Add on please…..to complete the list
Before the ceremonies begin, we need executive sponsor signoff on the project charter. CKY got the signoff of the great AB which is attached herewith. We need a signoff on the project charter from the co-sponsor of the event….our own…..RITZBLITZKRIEG…..ladies and gentlemen….one and only….RITAJAANI…
AB's signoff
I Amitabh Bachchan, hereby, in my full hosh-o-hawaas sign my impending stragulation sentence….oops….marriage to my long time beau Ritajaani. I understand the casualities….ooops….the cause and effect of such an event and ready to bear all consequences, fiduciary or legal, as they may come.
Sd/-
Amitabh Bachchan
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