Are you the kind who reads the horoscope in the newspaper every morning or the kind who feels that the space in the newspaper is wasted on horoscopes? Well, whichever kind you are, you might have not escaped horoscope programs on Indian news TV Channels, especially the New Year's segment.
We, Crazy Creatives, stumbled upon the crystal ball and can peek into the future, so behold the swirling mists of time and join us as we unveil the secrets woven by your destiny for you in 2024.
A r i e s
March 21 - April 19
In 2024 Aries folks will be on fire! Keep a Burnol handily to be safe. Thriving like no before in their career they will be full of energy and good spirit. Ambitions will soar high, be careful not too close to the sun. The never-failing passionate love of Aries will be in ultra mode this year. Good luck to anyone who has to deal with these fiery spirits. Without any doubt, you will always be for your friends and family offering that shoulder for them to cry. High time you should consider investing in Kleenex. Last but not least, 2024 will bring out the social animal in you. Infect people around you with your enthusiasm.
T a u r u s
April 20 - May 20
Taurus, in 2024, you'll be like the Elaichi in Biryani—while many may not favor you, some won't mind your presence. Someone you have a crush on will buy red roses, but for someone you don't like. Be sure to have enough chocolate ice cream for that heartbreak. Your knack for finding keys will spare you the trouble of turning the house upside down. Family might ponder how they ended up having someone as wacko as yourself, yet they'll appreciate your kindness. You'll shine as a top employee, but remember, even stars dim at times.
G e m i n i
May 21 - June 20
Gemini, in the coming year, you will not come across any spoilers for your favorite show's upcoming season(s). Love will be playing a game of hide and seek, so, watch out for mixed signals! At work, your precision will shine, so beware of the sharks! Your family admires your intensity, even if it occasionally intimidates them. Your passion and optimism will make you a great person to watch a sporting event with!
C a n c e r
June 21 - July 22
2024 is going to be a year full of changes for you. While you finally leave the job position you badly wanted to get rid of, you’ll meet someone special during a crash. Sounds scary at first, but don’t be. You shall enjoy the newfound company in those turnovers of your life. You used to belittle yourself about everything, you’re going to become the next boss in town. Just trust this new journey, everything will go smoothly with a pinch of turbulences. Accept the new changes with an open heart, don’t close doors it's the door of a refrigerator.
L e o
July 23 - August 22
Leo, for your partner, in 2024, you will be like unexpected fireworks in life's sky—they might revel in your brilliance, yet occasionally find you overwhelming. Your family will admire your regal aura but might see you as high-maintenance, so dazzle them with your glamour. You will never miss important calls, even when your phone is silent. But that also means you will have to deal with your boss. Your tendency to overcommit might lead to stressful situations at work; keep a painkiller handy. You'll possess a penchant for drama; are you a character on an ITV show?
V i r g o
August 23 - September 22
Virgo, this year for you will be the dragon year of good luck and prosperity. From love to career to family, you will rock it all. Married people might face some problems in their relationship, but rest assured you will come out stronger for it. Unmarried people might see a romantic connection if you can see that door open for you. The focus of this year will be on your career for you. Remember to balance it with life, but you can see yourself making some correct decisions when it comes to your career, though there may be some turmoil in your personal life because of it. Don't rock that boat too hard though cause you are the dragon this year so you want to stay afloat, not sink. One recommendation - don't go forward with any relationships in May. It's a sad month for you so wait until July or August before you take that romantic relationship forward. If your anniversary is in May, tough luck for you!
L i b r a
September 23 - October 22
Social butterflies Libra in 2024 will get to travel the world, go to new destinations, and experience various cultures. Many will turn up at your door seeking advice from you, but be aware and stamp a disclaimer in whatever piece of advice you share. Libra this year will be the peacemakers and the symbol of unity. You will balance your love life and career as you've always done. You will extend your social circles. You will steal people's hearts with your charm and grace to the point where you might need to hire a lawyer to deal with complaints.
S c o r p i o
October 23 - November 21
Scorpio, you will be fueled by creative chaos in 2024. As one of the rare few, you'll effortlessly avoid the muscle memory mishap of writing '2023' instead of '2024' next year. Your romantic journey with your partner is destined to have a whirlwind like that in a K-drama series. There might be a change in family dynamics—perhaps your niece will challenge your status as the family's reigning cutie. Prepare for a delightful surprise during the appraisal season, as your boss is set to reward you with a 5% increment.
S a g i t t a r i u s
November 22 - December 21
Sagittarius people, you can expect a year of fun and games. If you're pursuing education, you will find it highly beneficial for you this year. Your love life will be an A-game with stability and romance in the air. But at the same time, you may have some problems with your siblings so make time for them and sort the issues out before they become too big. Be careful of hidden enemies in your career though. Maybe that well-meaning colleague isn't as well-meaning as they should be! Also, avoid lending money to anyone this year. You may not see it again. Businesses will prosper and progress, but you gotta make the right decisions. Businesses don't run themselves. Pay attention to your diet as with all the success you may end up hurting your health. And please put those stinking sticks down (a.k.a. cigarettes, cigars, etc.). Overall, like we said, fun and games people. Fun and games.
C a p r i c o r n
December 22 - January 19
The upcoming year for Capricorns will be like a rollercoaster ride - full of ups and downs, so choose your companion carefully so the ride is worthwhile. You will be making a lot of tough decisions this year regarding career and money, you may need to ask someone for guidance and advice. Take help whenever needed, otherwise you might make the wrong decision. Remember to listen to your heart over your mind, and don't let your ego take over.
A q u a r i u s
January 20 - February 18
People belonging to this star sign behold the coming year is a good one. It will start positively but will end horribly. But as they say, all is well that doesn't end as the story isn't over. 2024 will bring lots of luck for you in its early months but the kaali nazar of other people may influence your luck so may be worth wearing kala tikka everywhere you go. Your love life will be dull, with no romantic gestures or romantic getaways so google self love and learn to love yourself. On the bright side, career-wise you will take off like Bobby Deol...you should see lots of highs with things happening when you least expect them to happen. While your opinions are honest, remember not everyone appreciates honesty so zip it and only open your smelly mouth when it's really needed. Enjoy the ride and if it ends horribly which it will don't worry, it could be a lot worse.. you could be dead!
P i s c e s
February 19 - March 20
There's some good news and some bad news for you. The good news is that the person you last see in the year 2023 will have a huge impact on your life in 2024, the bad news is that it remains a mystery whether it will be a good impact or a bad impact. You will find the job of your dreams this year, but someone you dislike will get the job before you. Don't feel sad though, you are likely to be a runner-up in an upcoming game on India-Forums hosted by Vijay - that next Amazon gift card just may be coming to you!
We hope you are pleased with our predictions. You can pay us by wishing and praying for a kinder world.
We hope you have a prosperous 2024.
This is the Crazy Creatives, wishing you all a very Happy New Year.
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