Fatejo : hum apke hai kaun for all fatejo fans

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Posted: 2 years ago

 


11pm

Fatejo in their bedroom 


Tejo ; hum apkey hain kaun

Fateh ; patni

Tejo : aap humarey hai kaun

Fateh : pati

Tejo : hum aek dusrey ke liye kaun 

Fateh ; pati patni

Tejo ,  rupi sandhu apkey hain kaun

Fateh ; pyara sa sasur

Tejo ,  sattu sandhu apki hai kaun

Fateh :pyari si saas

Tejo : chota bhai apkey hain haun

Fateh : chota pyara sa sala

Tejo was quiet

Fateh ; irrrk aur nehin puchogi

Tejo ; nehin

Fateh ; puchley

Tejo ; nehin puchungi

Fateh : irrrk aek aur member hai apki family main, nehin puchogi

Tejo ; koi nehin hai

Fateh angry : hai aek aur hai

Tejo  angry ; nehin hai 

Fateh angry :  kambakt puch 

Tejo : jasmin sandhu apki hai kaun

Fateh ; pyari si adhi gharwali

Tejo ; matlab pyari si sali

Fateh ; nehin adhi gharwali

Tejo ; kyun key sali hoti hai adhi gharwali?

Fateh ; nehin

Tejo ; toh phir

Fateh ; shaadi ki adhi rasmey uskey sath adhi tere sath

Tejo ; vo kaisey

Fateh ; Sangeet haldi mehndi uskey sath sindoor mangal sutra aur sath phere tere sath.  Aur farak itna hai

Tejo : kya

Fateh : tere sath ki hui rasmey thodi si ziada powerful hai isliye tu full gherwali ka tag legeyi aur vo sirf adhi.

Itna hi farak hai

Tejo ; aek aur farak hai

Fateh ; kya

Tejo ;  mere sath ki hui rasmon mey agni thi 

Uskey sath agni nehin thi

Fateh : isliye toh jal raha hun 

Tejo ;  kismey

Fateh angry ; agni mey kambakt   nerek ki agni mey

Tejo laughed : aisa hai sath janmon tak agni mey jelo gey.

Fateh confused ; irrk vo kaisey

Tejo : humara rishta hai sat janmon ka 

Fateh : aisa kaisey ho sakta hai

Tejo ;  kyunkey humney sath phere liye hai

Fateh , sat pheron ka matlab sat janam?

Tejo; haan ji

Fateh ; aur jasmin key sath ?

Tejo ; sirf is janam

Fateh ; bas aek janam?

Tejo ; haan

Fateh : jasmin jaisi pyari phul jaisi key sath aek janam aur teri jaisi chudail khun chusney wali key sath sat janam

Tejo ; kya karein bhagwan ki marzi hai

Fateh , bhagwan ki biwi bhi to unka khun chusti thi isliye teri jaisi dayan merey galey bandhi 

Tejo grinned : vo bhi sat janmon tak

Fateh irritated , toh main bhi apna faisla sunata hun

Tejo ; kya ? 

Fateh ; is aek janam main hi jasmin ka equation benadun ga humarey sath,

Tejo ; kaisey

Fateh ; pati patni aur woh

Tejo said happily , thik hai

Fateh irritated , tu itni khush kyun hai

Tejo : kyunkey ab jasmin hai humari kon 

Fateh ; woh ,  aur 

Tejo ; aur kya

Fateh sarcastically ; main vo sab kuch karunga jo sanjeev kumar ney kiya tah pati patni aur woh ki film mey

Chumi dunga kisi kisi dunga japiyaan papiyaan chuma chumi hugging hugging playing playing catching catching sab karunga 

Tejo smiled to irritate him ; kahan pey karo gey

Fateh got more irtitated , tree ke pichey 

Tejo ; kaun si wali tree , mere ghar key piche ya tere ghar key piche

Fateh confused; kaun si tree ziada bedi hai ; tere ghar ki ya merey ghar ki??

Tejo: mere ghar ki tere ghar ki chod 

Fateh confused ; irrrk toh phir kahan

Tejo : jangal mey

Fateh ; jangal mey kyun

Tejo : wahan par kafi sari variety hai

Fateh , toh thik hai . Tujhey koi problem toh nehin hogi

Tejo ; ulta mujhey to faida hoga

Fateh ; vo kaisey

Tejo ; dono ki recording lungi aur phir tere baap key paison sey film benaungi

Fateh ; pati patni aur woh  pt 3

Tejo , nehin

Fateh ; pati  ki dusri aurat

Tejo ; nehin

Fateh ; shadi key do ladoo

Tejo , nehin

Fateh; mera pati kamaal ka 

Tejo : nehin 

Fateh : merey pati kl mardangi

Tejo : nehin

Fateh : pati apni adhi gherwali key sath

Tejo : nehin

Fateh irritated ; toh phir kya

Tejo ; jasfa jangal mey mangal

Fateh angry : yeh bhi koi naam hai?

Tejo ; kyun nehin, jab jangal main mangal kar rehey ho 

Fateh ; tuney hi toh bola tha jangal mey karlo

Tejo : toh tuney hi toh tree bola tha : uper sey playing playing catching catching. Jangal mey kafi sari trees hai toh karlena na mezey aur ,,,

Fateh : aur kya

Tejo ; jhi  bhar key karlena kyunkey woh sirf is janam mey milegi aur 

Fateh : aur

Tejo ; anney waley shey janmon tak nehin  milegi aur 

Fateh : aur 

Tejo ,  jahan jahan iss janam main meze liye hai na voh aney waley shey janmon tak dandey marungi 

Fateh quiclky switched off the light and went to sleep




Ps.  Current track has been very annoying fatejo rona dhona. Since no proper  nok jok we get onscreen i thought of making one here in the forum

Hope u guys enjoy and if u want to add anything to the post u are welcone to make it more entertaining. And u can make ur own post as well 

And lets make this thread for all fatejo fans to come up with fatejo nok jok. All are welcome

Since we are more creative than the writers

Edited by Aniash - 2 years ago