Captain Covid, disagrees with President Ramaphosa
to ‘release lockdown…’
By Zahra Lockhart
(7 May 2020—FF News) Captain Covid, Mr. Omar Abdulla
says that
the release of the lockdown could have ‘dire consequences,’ for
South Africa,
with cases reaching 5000 in the African nation and close to four
million worldwide.
“The President is thinking of boosting the economy with his release
of the lockdown,
yet this could have a negative effect causing cases in the
mother nation to rise, and
the increase of the spread of the virus.’ he looped.
Meanwhile, across the world, Covid 19 cases are starting
to roar with the latest
cases at meat packaging plants, nursing homes,
grocery stores and pharmacies.
“President Trump was too slow to close down The United States,
and President
Ramaphosa is too quick to open up the country. We could see a
surge in cases and
the rand reach R23.’ growled South Africa Today.
Speaking to Footprints in South Africa, local resident Ms.
Thando Sithole added that
there is absolutely ‘no social distancing,’ in the townships of Soweto,
Secunda, Khayalisha, Laudium, Lenasia,
and Sebokeng.
“President Ramaphosa is acting too quickly, and soon we will
be in a lockdown again.’
However, Oil prices around the world are still plummeting
due to a lack of demand and
the cut in production with Saudi Arabia and Russia.
“There is simply too much oil in the world, and we are running
out of storage space.’
reported The Economic Times.
Chewing on his pen and waving his hand through his hair,
Captain Covid,
Mr. Omar Abdulla says that outbreaks in South Africa are pretty low,
but we could see a spike in new cases in
Pharmacies, Grocery stores and meat packaging companies.
“President Ramaphosa is releasing the lockdown too early, and I
can foresee more cases with
more outbreaks at these facilities. Our request to the president is
this is too quick and more
lives will be lost.’
The Omar Abdulla Group which owns shares into Bitcoin SA,
Forex SA, Instagram SA
And Twitter SA said on their website that they will continue to
buy small amount of
shares into SEO companies Eskom, Telkom, South African Airways
and SABC.
“After receiving over R500 billion rand in loan packages and treasury
bond sales, we could
see an uptick in these shares.’
In o t h e r news, a UFO that was spotted and released by The
Pentagon is said to be
aliens either to cure us from The Corona Virus, and make the
virus strain even stronger
in parts of The United States and Europe.
“The flying sauces that were seen recently could be a sign
that we are not alone.’
NASA said on their website.
The Holy month of Ramadaan has now hit the world, with
Mr. Omar Abdulla said to meet
with Islamic leaders including Mufti Menk, Zain Bhika and Maher Zain.
“We wish all our Muslim leaders a peaceful and joyous Ramadan and Eid.’
Concluding his remarks to The Sunday Times, Mrs. Imaan Desai kissed
that he agrees
with The Omar Abdulla Group and once the lockdown has been released,
within a few weeks, we
will be in lockdown again.
Captain Covid ‘talks,’ vaccine theories with RoboCop…??
by Rubina Gafoor
(20 May 2020) Captain Covid, Mr. Omar Abdulla South Africa’s
leading Covid
warrior spoke to fans
this afternoon outside his Lenasia home, stating that cases in
South Africa are still
up, social distancing is not being practised and government is
losing billions through
this pandemic.
“President Ramaphosa has opened the country too quickly
for business, and we are
at the peak of this pandemic. More lives will be lost, and I cannot
save everybody.’
he was quoted as saying.
The World’s greatest crime fighter, RoboCop stated that although
crime was down
around the world due to many countries still under lockdown,
crime was high at
grocery stores and liquor stores.
“These stores have been burgled and hopefully Captain Covid
can stop the outbreak
of the virus at these stores.’
Meanwhile, Captain Covid and RoboCop, have been having
long discussions with US
billionaires, Mr. Bill Gates and Warren Buffett.
“We are working with major pharmaceutical companies in
developing anti-body tests,
so that this evil virus can be brought to rest.’
However, Dr. Anthony Fauci from The White House, who spoke
to CNN said that
we may only be in the first wave of this pandemic
and who knows there may be
a second curse wave, that may hit us soon.
“We are happy with the heroic work of Captain Covid and RoboCop
to fight this disease,
and we can only pray a vaccine will be found soon.’
Speaking from her California home, Ms. Kim Kardashian noted
that she was attracted to
the ‘handsome ‘n hunky,’ moves of Captain Covid, and it is
unfortunate that President
Ramaphosa and President Trump only think about the
economy than people’s lives.
“I would consider losing $500 billion dollars over a period of a month in the economy.
instead of loosing 100 000 more people.’
The Omar Abdulla Group which owns shares into Bitcoin SA, Forex SA, Instagram SA,
Twitter SA, Marvel SA and DC SA added that their company was now investing
Into cartoon and superhero forms of media.
“Many thousands of dollars have already started pouring in, with the launch of
Captain Covid.’
Concluding his remarks to The Laudium Daily, Captain Covid, Mr. Omar Abdulla, ended
saying that we should
all wear our masks, wash our hands, and practice social distancing.
Stay Safe…
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