Mr Bajaj's Iconic Punchlines n dialogues Collection (Archive Thread)

" Kabhi yaadon mein aaoon

Kabhi khwaabon mein aaoon

Teri palkon ke saaye mein aakar jhilmilaoon

Main wo khushboo nahin jo hawa mein kho jaaoon "

                                         - Mr.Rishab Bajaj 

Hello Guys,

i am here again With a new post .Watching the thread Name i think you guys already have understood about the contain. This Thread is dedicated For Mr Rishab Bajaj's Lover. As we already know that In Kasautii Zindagii Kay 2 , Mr Bajaj is The Most Iconic Character ever. He is the only character in season 2 who got special dialogues and punchlines which already are loved by Audiences a Lot . So For collecting Those , i am going to make a Thread ,Storing his all Tremendous dialogues, punchlines and Savage one liners as per Episode. wise every day. 

and one more thing This is archive Thread . here you could only Read the Dialogues, Could Give the like only. But you could not alllow to discuss or Comments. if you want to discuss , then go to Mr Bajaj AT or Prerish AT  for appreciation.but not here pls

So now enjoy the Fun Ride With our most Famous and Lovable Character's Savage memories. 

With Regards

Oppo .

Disclaimer: Permission Taken By DT  munnihyderabad

Promo Punchlines

1)      Khel ho iya Business ,Target mai khud set karta hu. Na mumkin se ek kadam agee.

2)      Jo darke samne nei  jhukte,Dunia unke Samne Nei  jhukte.

3)      Bajaj Apna jit ki khushi nei  manata,Dusro ke Har ka jashan manata hai,Unse Unka chin                   Leta hai, Sab Kuch.

Episode :191 

1)      Iss Bemaksad Ki Bhid ko jama karne wala Chehra bhi isi bhid mai majud hoga, Right?

2)      Insaan aur Janwaro  ke  Beech mai farak jante ho? Insaan Do peyero chalta hai aur Do Hato se Kam karta hai. Lekin Bhukh insaan aur janwaro ke beech ka farak Mita dete hai . Isiliye Tin maino se paise nei mile na tum sabko.

3)      Tumse Kisne kaha mere pass Dil nei hai. Mai bas apni dil ki Sunta kam hu .

4)      Mai Ek bar bolta hu, Ek bar mai sunne ki adat dal lo.

5)      Leaders Powerful hote hai, Toh Mr union Leader impress karo mujhe apni power se. Phone,Message,Internet jo use karna hai karo.Agle 2 min mai iss Company ki sare Factories Strike pe dalo.Tum Sabko 3 maine ki Paise mil jayega aur 30%  Increment bhi . Jaisei Strike On Ho jaye, In sabko Inke Paise Mil jane chiye. Tumhare 2 min Shuru hogeye hai.

6)      No No, Pls Don’t. Be Sit. After all hum idhar apke Company ki office mai aye hai Not The other way here

7)      Agar Hum Greetings Mai Waqt Barbad Na Kare Toh Behetar Hoga.

8)      Time Is Money.

9)      Yes, 350 corer nei , 100 Corer. Sells, Not Profit. Aur iske liye Mujhe research karne ki jarurat nei hai .

10)   Apne abhi apne company ko Baccha kaha,Aur apne bacche ko keemaat laga rahe hai. Strange Nei?

11)   It’s Quite Terrible Mr Gujral . Jis Rate se apke Company ki shares gir rahe hai . I can see,Jis Market Apke Company ka nam Rakkha tha Gujral Textile Kings,Wohi Usee Change karke Rakhne wale hai Gujral Textile Finish.

12)   Nice Try Mr Gujral. Aur iyea ab possible nei hoga. You see the damage is already done.

13)   Kyunki Gujral Textile Kings Business Mai ek bita hua nam banne ja rahe hai , Business Sense Iyeahi kehte hai ki Mujhe iss deal se Back out Karlena Chiye, but Ethics you see.

14)   Akher Juban Dia hai apko, Isliye My offer is still on the Table

15)   Unfortunately Iss Dunia mai Har Chis Ki ek Expiry Date Hote hai, and I am Sure, Is waqt iyea bat apse behetar aur koi nei samajh sakte. Isiliye mere offer ki bhi ek expiry Limit Hai, Date nei Time. 30 seconds. Let’s start.

16)   Well Done Mr Gujral , Good Guess . Suddenly Thode se Respect Feel Ho Rahe hai apke liye.

17)   Anyway apka 30 sec Khatam hone wala. Iya toh ap apne Company Mujhe 100 corer mai Bech Dijiye ,Iya agar uska sells girenge toh market se isse serf 50 corer aur shahed isse bhi Kam mai khareed lenge.

Episode-192

1)  Strange,I mean 24 century mai bhi aurat Gulami ki bat kar rahi hai . jahatak mujhe pata hai women winning the world

2)  Jarurat se Jeyada serf paisa accha lagta hai ,jarurat se jeyada peyar ishq muhabbat, it’s quite dangerous.

3)  Tum mere liye ek favor karoge? Jake Apne Husband ko kaho , usee ab Darne ki jarurat nei hai. Maine usee nikal dia .

4)  Common you are not that dumb. Tum Jake reason Bata sakti ho,Aur agar nei bhi batayoge Official mail toh jayega uske pass.

5)  Reason iyea hai kay ,I hate Disloyal Wives

6)  Aur Mai Unlogoke sath associate nei kar Sakta jo disloyal wives ka husband ho.

7)  But The drink is On me, Enjoy It.