Sameer's Resume - A fun OS

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Hi Guys,
So, this idea would not leave me alone. So here it is. Let me know what you think.
There might me errors as this is not edited. Please oblige.๐Ÿ˜ณ

Love
Kshithi

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Index:

An interview with Rakesh Sir: Page 1
Sameer's Resume: Page 3

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An interview with Rakesh Sir

- a Time Pass India exclusive


For a while now there has been many speculations about the life and times of our very own Rakesh Agarwal, or Rakersh Sir as he is fondly called. Given the the very angry letters rife with complaints we received from our readers across the city, we at TPI office decided to visit Rakersh Sir and clear the air.

It was on a beautiful Sunday morning that we met our favorite librarian. A cup of tea and a tete-a-tete quietly ensued.

First of all let me start by conveying speedy recovery to your son Arjun and congratulations on your niece's wedding

Thank you. Arjun is my pride and honor. He will be India's Kapil Dev one day. Mark my words, he will bring India's second world cup.


And your niece?

Yes Yes. She will feature in India's next "Biwi Ho to Aisi production. We all are rather glad that she is fulling her life long ambition of being an unpaid and underappreciated worker..err...I mean a wife.


By then we were served tea by a charming young man with flowing hair.


Who is the boy, Rakersh Sir? I did not know you had another son or a nephew.

He is another of unpaid and underappreciated worker, Sameer.


Tell our readers about your family.

If you ask me, they are my inspiration for my sunny and nurturing nature. Thanks to them, I feel unpaid and underappreciated. This has given me the reason inspire and motivate my son to fulfill his potential. And because of this I feel I am the best father ever to grace this world.


What about your daughter, Naina? You must be very proud.

Who?


I was offered another cup of tea and once I had politely declined, we got back to our riveting conversation.


What was your childhood like? Did you always plan to become everyone's favorite librarian?

My childhood was like any other person. A middle class upbringing. I was quite happy. But, let me tell you an interesting anecdote. Growing up I never thought of becoming librarian. For some time I dreamed of becoming martial art specialist. I wanted to learn all the karate chops and break some bricks with my bare hands. I was heavily influenced by our very own angry young man, Amitabh Bachchan. This continued for few years. Then I dreamed of becoming an opera singer.


An Opera Singer! Very unusual indeed!

Very much so. There was a radio program which exposed me to opera. I loved how the singers could take their voices to such heights.


Instead you became a librarian. It must be really disheartening to let go of your childhood dreams.

So you think. But I am very happy being a librarian. This profession has given me an opportunity to fulfill all my dreams.


How so?

If you come to our school or home any day, you can see me engaged in my passions. You see, Instead of bricks, I get to break lot of teeth. And very soon I will be writing and composing my own opera. I have been practicing the higher pitches of opera every minute of the day by talking with a volume well above the normal human decibels. I am very happy with my life.


There you are dear readers, our very own Rakesh 'Happy' Agarwal. We sincerely hope that any misunderstanding between the people of this city and our librarian is cleared with this intimate interview. Do write and met us know of your comments.


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Samaina_1990 thumbnail
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Posted: 6 years ago
Time Pass India...hahaha...This is so Rakesh...martial arts, opera singer...you had me in splits...TPI...pls interview the charming young lad out there too ๐Ÿ˜‰ another request by one of your readers! 
That can be a good series btw...if you plan...interview the main members of the cast- like Naina, Sameer, Munna, Pandit, Preeti, Swati, O bai Taiji, principal, shanti ma'am..even Kamya ๐ŸคฃArjun, Shefali,chachaji, Bela chachi, n even Parlay babu on what he thinks of the ajnabi uncle who is Naina didi ka khas dost ๐Ÿ˜†
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Thank you dear Kshiti for the clearing the air.Rakesh Sir had nurtured such dreams..indeed news to us.Good to see someone so determined for fulfiling childhood dreams with so much passion.But I would like you to please convey the message to him that his opera practice is affecting our ears.I am not married so my in-laws would definitely not prefer a 'deaf-bahu'.So please he should tone down his pitch a liitle.Thoda kam karenge to phir bhi hum adjust karlenge.
And now another complaint against you-
Well as an engrossed reader I would want to read the interview with full attention and concentration.However the description about charming boy serving tea is distracting.Please take a note of it.

With all the best wishes and love-
Minu (An ardent TPI reader).

---------Well thought and very different fun post dear.Come up something like this more.๐Ÿ˜ƒ
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Loved it!!

And the idea by Samaina-1990 for a series of interviews is pure gold! ๐Ÿคฃ
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Originally posted by: Samaina_1990

Time Pass India...hahaha...This is so Rakesh...martial arts, opera singer...you had me in splits...TPI...pls interview the charming young lad out there too ๐Ÿ˜‰ another request by one of your readers! 

That can be a good series btw...if you plan...interview the main members of the cast- like Naina, Sameer, Munna, Pandit, Preeti, Swati, O bai Taiji, principal, shanti ma'am..even Kamya ๐ŸคฃArjun, Shefali,chachaji, Bela chachi, n even Parlay babu on what he thinks of the ajnabi uncle who is Naina didi ka khas dost ๐Ÿ˜†


Thanks Sur. ๐Ÿ˜ƒ

What a great idea you have given!!! 

I will try to carry this on. ๐Ÿ˜ƒ

Love
Kshithi
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Originally posted by: TereLiyeMINU

Thank you dear Kshiti for the clearing the air.Rakesh Sir had nurtured such dreams..indeed news to us.Good to see someone so determined for fulfiling childhood dreams with so much passion.But I would like you to please convey the message to him that his opera practice is affecting our ears.I am not married so my in-laws would definitely not prefer a 'deaf-bahu'.So please he should tone down his pitch a liitle.Thoda kam karenge to phir bhi hum adjust karlenge.

And now another complaint against you-
Well as an engrossed reader I would want to read the interview with full attention and concentration.However the description about charming boy serving tea is distracting.Please take a note of it.

With all the best wishes and love-
Minu (An ardent TPI reader).

---------Well thought and very different fun post dear.Come up something like this more.๐Ÿ˜ƒ


Dear Reader,

As a valued customer, we would like to offer you 20% discount on this years subscription. This offer is valid till 31st Jan only. 

Becoming 'deaf' is indeed a concern for many of the citizens. However, in an extremely cowardly and self-preserving move, this author regrets to inform you that she is unable to rectify the problem. This author likes her ears as-is. Thank you very much. 

Of course, 'The Charming Person' everyone is going gaga over-this author included-is unable to give time for the interview. Him being unpaid and underappreciated worker, and a hopeful expectant of a fair maiden's heart could be the reason for his unavailability.     

As usual we strive to bring you best of the ads and best of the gossips err...news from around the town. Keep reading this space.

Kshithi
Cheif and only Editor/Reporter/Interviewer/All around unpaid and underappreciated worker,
Time Pass India

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Hi Minu,
On a serious note, thank you. I loved your witty reply. ๐Ÿ˜ƒ

Love
Kshithi

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Thank You.๐Ÿ˜ƒ
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Originally posted by: SixteenAgain

Loved it!!

And the idea by Samaina-1990 for a series of interviews is pure gold! ๐Ÿคฃ


Thank You. ๐Ÿ˜ƒ

Yes, her idea is superb. I am considering it.

Love
Kshithi
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Posted: 6 years ago
Oh my God!!
This was so true๐Ÿ˜†
Opera singer๐Ÿคฃ
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This was a unique idea Kshithi...loved reading it...i wished you continued this further and we got some dialogues which are his trademark dialogues as well...
i wish he was asked to describe about his contribution to the family and he replied in his usual way... " main gareeb hu to kya aap bhi mujhse aise sawaal poochengi... kya paisa hi sab kuchh hai...jaiye jaiye  aap in ammeerzadon ka hi interview lijiye... meri to koi izzat hi nahi hai...agar mera beta interstate cricket tem amein select ho gaya hota...tab dekhta main...kaise aap mujhe beizzat karti๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿคฃ

loved it dear...please continue it further๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ‘