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Predictions
March
Professor: Ah, the stars indicate this month will be full of pleasant surprises...and shall bring you immense joy in various forms... it shall be a happy month for you my dear..
Nishi: (Rolls her eyes) You call that a prediction? It's hardly something I couldn't have guessed myself... March is my birthday month, so even a blind person can judge i'll be pampered on my birthday...
April
Professor: Louuuve is in the air! Aahh..if you are single(I am sure you're single) then tell the world that you are ready to 'mingle'. Picture this person in your mind's-eye and know that if you can conceive this image, you can attract just such a person to you too.
Nishi: Closes her eyes and says, 'I conceived Benedict Cumberbatch's image. Can I get him?'
May
Professor: Hmmm...I see that you are riding your luck when it comes to money this month.
Nishi's eyes sparkled. 'Wait, what..? Money!' And she makes a mental list of things she needs. I need a iPhone 7, a Jimmy Cho clutch, a holiday trip to LA.
June
Professor : Always wondered if you could ever set your feet out of the country? This time of the year you would be able to get to the destination you've always wished to get to .
Nishi : I always wanted to visit my cousin in Berlin and I also wanted to roam around in the city of Rome. Shopping in Paris would be great too . Or maybe ...
Professor : Patience my child , you will know more about it when the time comes .
Nishi : I always wanted to visit my cousin in Berlin and I also wanted to roam around in the city of Rome. Shopping in Paris would be great too . Or maybe ...
Professor : Patience my child , you will know more about it when the time comes .
July
Nishi : What about July?
She pouted wondering all the possibilities all while thinking that this whole prediction was getting better .
Professor : Every person has the dream of becoming popular and so do you . Thus this July you would be all over social media . Your popularity shall be at its peak .
Nishi : Good popularity or bad ? Cause if it's bad then you can keep it for yourself , Mr Oh-So Future Prediction !
Nishi : What about July?
She pouted wondering all the possibilities all while thinking that this whole prediction was getting better .
Professor : Every person has the dream of becoming popular and so do you . Thus this July you would be all over social media . Your popularity shall be at its peak .
Nishi : Good popularity or bad ? Cause if it's bad then you can keep it for yourself , Mr Oh-So Future Prediction !
August
Professor (taken aback at her remarks) : Don't worry this year shall not disappoint you in any way . August shall bring you the golden opportunity to meet someone you have always looked at with love through the television screen , a person who is worth your fan-girl time .
Nishi : So you mean a celebrity type person ?
Professor : Maybe . How should I know about your likes and interests. I only predict the future.
Nishi: WHATTT! you expect me to believe your predictions about my future when you don't even know my present likes and interests?? Some fortune teller you are!
Professor: (slightly angered) Listen young lady... I am a professor by profession and palmistry is one of my specialist areas and I will not tolerate any insulting remarks for my knowledge... Understood? (Nishi nodded and the Professor gave a small smile) Now, do you want me to continue predicting your future... (Nishi nodded again)
September
October
Professor: The month of Halloween - the scariest months of all... scary things shall happen this month for you...
Nishi: (gulped in fear) Like what??
Professor: The return of the dead... they shall return to be close you once again.
Nishi: (sighs) oh dear Lord, please not another Ekta Kapoor wannabe. This ain't some Balaji drama where people can be shot dead and then return alive with no scars. This is MY life... move on to November please...
November
December
January
February
Professor: Aahhh the month of love... now I see you will meet the love of your life in this month... (Nishi was over the moon) However... there's a slight issue...
Nishi: (worried) what issue?
Professor: Well how should I put this in simple words... hmmm... ok i'll just say it as it is... You shall meet him and feel that connection, however he shall dump you for another...
Nishi: What???
Professor: Yes, but there's nothing to worry about... as they say there are plenty of other fish in the sea. Now I need to get back to my class... time to do some REAL work.
Before Nishi could blink, the Professor was out of sight, but his predictions remained on her mind throughout her birthday day!
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