Santa " Mummy aapne mujhse jhoot kyu bola

Santa - Mummy aapne mujhse jhoot kyu bola
Mummy - kb mere babu
Santa - Aapne kaha kaha tha ki meri choti bahen ek pari ki tarah hai
Mummy - ha wo to hai
Santa - To phir jb maine use chat par se neeche pheka to wo udi kyu nahi?
Mummy - Re bawle kitthe phek aaya chori nu?