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*****!!!!! JUNE !!!!!*****
Harman se introduction ke teen tareeke-pehle baat ,mulakat aur phir Laat🤣
toh tu hai wo chatur chaand chalak ladki, jisne madari ka khel dekhane ke liye inn bandaro ko ek ghaata kiya
Kuch toh sharam karo..Hero hoon ullu nhi
Haan chodna bhi mat kyuki agar aj choddiya na toh Gurdaspur se nikal nikal ke marunga aur patake ki tarahphoodonga bhi
Oye Pehle menu fadh k toh dikha
tu mujhe laat ki category wala banda laga
Ishq ho ya jhagda kabhi adhura nahi chodte
Shakal pe mat jaana, banda bahut shareef hoon
le hogaye shuru,arey yeh ghar wale hai ya media wale, banadi meri entry ko breaking news
baat bhi hogayi, mulaqat bhi hogayi, ab chalu ?
1 min 1min ruku 1min yaar iss phele tumlog mujhe kutto ke jaisa maaro.. ek baat batao tume kutta bananake ghumane wali ladki hai kaun?
Muh pe gaali aur peeth pe war bardasht nahi hai mujhe
Shakal pe mat jaana, banda mai shareef hoon
Mujh se daariye mat, banda mai bilkul hero hoon
Aunti ji ... ek paani ke sath ek cup chai milegi..subah se bhaag raha hoon
Maarne se pehle bande se iski aakhri khwahish to puchlo..
Toh tu hai woh madari ki ladki jis ne in bandaron ko nachaya.
bandiya toh bahut Dekhi hai iss pind mai ,par tum jaisi soni bandhi iss pure Punjab mai nahi dekhi , bilkul pari si piyari si
nafrat ka rishta pyaar se gehra hota hai , abhi toh Mile hai tumne rishta bhi jod liya
Kameeno kuch to sharam karo tum 15 aur main akela hero hu ullu nai jo tumlog se bheedh jau
Harman aur hawaon ko qaid ker ke nahi rakhte wo apna rasta khud banate hai 😎
Kitna jalta hai ye aadmi mujhse sirf isliye ki tumhari voti mujhe tumse jyada pyaar karti hai... very bad 😆
inspector dekh ek baar janede meri commitment hai phir yahan wapas aunga😆
Izzat ke toh dahi bhalle ho jayenge na, Harman ki bhi kuch izzat hai yaar🤣
Do minute mein dhol chata ke araha hoon mein aur aaj roti mat khelana issko...dhol se hi peat bharega isska..
arey jail jaraha hoon shaheed nahi hua hoon🤣
Mirchi Powder ko uthana tha ye kahan se pack ho ke aa gai
Ooo Preeto..apne budhe ko samjha le..iss umar mei jo haddi paadi toot gayi tou jodni bhi naa ye..aur khat pakad lega jo alag..
to na apne mushtande koh samaja de baar baar mujhse pange leta hai.jail bejte rehta hai
Yeh kia naya shouk chada hai bhudhape mein? Kyun hadiyaan tud wana chahte ho..aur jude gi bhi nahi iss umar mein.
Ooo Preeto..bacha ab bada hogaya hai..aur tera Pati budha..samjha le Preeto..samjha le.
Aur woh khoon khul bhi raha hai
Oooh Hadak Singh..dhol kha gaya hai tou roti kha le..
Apne yeh Mister ko samjha le...meinu na baar baar pareshan karne ki zaroorat nahi hai..jab dekho tab meinu jail bhej dete hain..
Waise Hadak Singh logic bohat hi bakwas hai..
Oo Preeto...sham ko na thane wich tandoori le ke aana..yeh ghans phons nahi khane wala mein..
Haan tou ek din mere peche dodh liya tou tu konsa patla hogaya..apni haalat dekh..agar din bhar bhi bhage ga na tou mahine mein patla nahi hona tu..
Dekh Inspector..mamla thoda senti wala hai yaar...gundon ne ladki ke samne hathiyaar nikal liye aur mujhe wahan se bhagna pada..agar inhi gundon issi ladki ke samne pita nahi na tou ijjat ke tou dahi bhale hojayein ge na..
Bahar nikal ne de...teri wardi ke sitare nahi uttar waye tou mera naam Harman nahi
Havaldar saab...chipkali hai wahan par..bohat zehrili lag rahi hai..mujhe bohat daar lagta hai..chipkali se
Abbey nahi pakad pao ge..abbey kahan na ladki se badla le kar wapis aaonga..commitment hai meri..
Waah re jinani.. mare ja rha gol gappe khane ke liye
Kyun bey jinani...choriyaan kharid li..pehan ke hi ghumiyo..taki logon ko tujh pe doubt na ho..😆
Bhagode kehenke...Tu mil mat jaiyo mujhe..mein tujhe jaan se maar doon ga..😆
Arrey tou supporting hero ka role tou kar sakta tha na..badi badi baatein kara lo tujhe se...Ishq..Pyaar..Mohabat..aur jigda kitna hai tera? Chuhe barabar...fatoo kehenke..😆
Mujhe teri iss chatur..chant..chalak saheli ka number de..
Personality meri charming hai..yeh tou tujhe pehle pata hai..
Aaj bula...dhang se hello..how do you do karta hoon inke sath
Bhagwan ne sms kiya tha kya ki zameen pe gire phool na chadane ke liye
Rab di sau aunty ji banda bahut sareef hu per aapke samne gunda banke khada ho jata hu
Kamaal hai rab ji aapki service to ek dum instant ho gyi hai🤣
tenu sab pata hai Mainu pata hai ki teri chai ki dukan pe kya kya hota hai
Kamaal coincidence hai dono item yahi hai ek gundi akhon me mirchi powder daal ti hai aur dusri pari si pyaari si
Ek gundi hai ankhon mein mirchi spray marti hai
Aur dusri pari jaise jispe ankhen padte hi eyedrop jaisi thandak pahuch jati hai!
Mamla love ka ho ya lafango ka finish kar hi dena chahiye.
aur iss gundi ke case me iske lafungo finish karna hai toh phele mujhe iss gundi ki mundi dabochni hogi
Harman ki boli huyi zuban aur uska plan kabhi wapas nhi hote 😎
Jaan se to wo uss din jayegi jis din Harman ko jaan jayegi
Harman ki ankhon me dhool jhoka hai tune madam mirchi 🤣
bada happy family wala mahool chalraha hai, ab tu dekh madam mirchi iss happy family photo se kaise ghayab hoti hai
Ab madam mirchi ko pata chalega wo teekhi hai to main zehrila hu aur harman ka kata hua to pani bhi nhi mangta 😆
Chudail nhi chudail ki nani hai ye miss mirchi spray... dekh tere bhai ne uski hawaa nikal di 🤣
Gurdaspur ka ek lauta bachelor hu main.. Kudiyon ka hero hu hero...
mirchi powder aj police toh kya agar rab ne bhi nakabandi lagadi na toh bhi na bachne wali tu😆
abey yaar ab iss teri khatara ko sardi zukam kyu horaha hai
alag alag gadiya chalaat hoon repair nahi karata😆
shaitaan ka naam liya shaitaan hazir
agar mere baap ko pata chala gaya ki humne bandi kidnap ki hai, wo tujhe aur mujhe duniya se delete kardega😆
(police insp. to harak singh - harman ji shareef type ke badmash hai 🤣)
abey harman yeh toh kahi pe nigahe kahi pe nishaane wala hogaya, mirchi powder ko uthana tha yeh kaha se pack hoke aagayi😆
god jab se yeh mirchi powder zindagi mein aayi hai, izzath ki mummy ki aankh hogayi hai🤣
kya yaar rab ji aap bhi na kabhi kabhi gadbad kardete ho, itni soni bandi ko mirchi powder jaise chep behen kaise de sakte ho
panauti kahi ki😆
shayad hamari kundli mein galath fehmi likhi hai, jab dekho jab tumare samne mujhe villian banake bhejdeti hai😆
waise ek baat kahu banda main bilkul hero hoon🤣 aur wade ka pakka bhi😆
wo kya hai na mera badluck hi kharab hai😆
ajeeb ajeeb se shakle kyu banarahi ho ? kaha na tum se hero hoon😎
Current lage kabootar ki tarah kaanp rahi ho 😆
Baat toh tumhe karni nahi hai aur joke sunane wali bandi tum lagti nahi ho 😆 ek bahut badhiya time pass ka tarika bataun... Aankh band karo aur chup chap so jao 😆 😆
Vaise iss night me tumhare liye good to kuchh hai nahi, lekin phir bhi good night 😆
Police wale toh lagte nahi hai, khair jo bhi ho mujhe Gulabo ko bachana hai 😎
By God! Badi besharam type ki janta ho tum. 🤣 Tum me se ek ko bhi aaj nahi chhodunga!!
Toh rago me cold drink thode hi daudta hai 😆 arey khoon hai toh bahega hi naa 😆
ek baat batao tum ho kaun ? aur ye tumhe kidnap kyun karna chahte hai ? aur tumne aur tumhari behen ne kis kis se pange le rakhe hai😲😆
Haan aur main Amitabh Bachchan hu.. 🤣 subah se main hi mila hu tumhe ?? 🤣 Aajkal ke jamane me chudail wudail nahi hoti 😆
Kale saand toh phurr ho gaye per ab yeh Police kyun aa gayi 😆
Suno ab tum ghar jao😳
Bajrangi bhaijaan wali feel aa rahi hai aisa lag raha hai munni ko border par karane ja raha hu🤣
Chalo munni 🤣😆
aas pass koi court kachari nahi hai itne sare judge kithu aagaye
tum hote kaun ho iss ladki ki kismat ka faisla karne wale . Aur tum papaji arrey auraton pe haath utana namardon ki nishani hoti hai, kyu faltu me apni mardangi pe shak karva rahe ho🤣
Gulabo ansoo poch lo ,tumpe ache nahi lagte 😳
Ha toh ab batao kya siyappa padha hai yaha , kiski bhains kholdi iss bandi ne 😲
Main kidnapper hoon😎
arey lekin jahelo isko kidnap karna uske izzath se khelna nahi hota.
isse kidnap karna meri galti thi lekin iske saath kuch gaalth nahi kiya maine
Ajeeb bawle log hai iss gaon me common sense naam ki cheez iss duniya me hoti hai
Gulabo are u sure ye tumjare bauji hai? nahi inki baaton se aisa lag nahi raha hai par tum chinta mat karo jab tak main hu na koi tumhe haath nahi laga sakta
Galti se bhi hath na laga liyo bandi ko.. Rab di sau aitthe hi zinda gaad dunga!! 😎
*****!!!!! JULY !!!!!*****
Ye kaha ka kanoon hai arey bandi pe haath ye log chod rahe the mainu kyu arrest kar rahe ho
Gentlemen ki koi value hi nahi hai, hero banke gulabo ko bachaya ab jail bhi mai hi jaau
Aji ye lo jo sari musibat ki jad hai wo yaha pravachan dene ayi hai
Ladkiyan aise hi harman ko dekhke mar jati h 🤣 aur vaise bi mere bebe kehti h ladkiyon me mata rani ka ansh hota h main ladkiyon pe haath nai uthata
Tu alag type ki h tujhne mata rani ka ansh nai hai tujhme chudail hai usi chudail ko bahar nikalna tha 🤣
Tujhe
uthake kai door jungle me patak ata jungli janwar tujhe mar katke kha
jate ya fir tujhe apni tarah jungli samajhke dosti kar lete
ghasitna tujhe tha and kidnap bhi tujhe hi karna tha, wo toh galti se gulabo lapete me aagayi.
Gulabo, teri behen 🤣
ziada na daroga banke mere se sawal puchne ki zarurat nahi,chal nikal idar se 🤣
tuney
meri jindagi mein kitna b bada siyapa khada kardiya hota na, toh bhi
mai tere saath aisa kuch nahi karta ki tu kisiko muh dikhane layak nahi
hoti.
samjhta hoon mai aur bahut achi tarah se,ek ladki ke liye uski izath sab kuch hoti hai.
samjhta hoon mai aur bahut achi tarah se,ek ladki ke liye uski izath sab kuch hoti hai.
Ab dimag bahut kharab ho raha hai chal nikal yahan se
sharam kis baat ki? koi gunah thodi hi kiya hai maine ? jis halath mein kudi ko leke gaya tha,waise hi wapas laake diya hai
Haan toh maat mann,ek kaam kar medical test karale dhudh ka dhudh pani ka pani hojana.
Haan toh maat mann,ek kaam kar medical test karale dhudh ka dhudh pani ka pani hojana.
arey
aisi kaunsi nawii baat boldi maine ? pikchaare (picturee) nahi dekhi?
hota hai na medical test, karalo,,, pata chal jayega ki main jhoot
bolraha hu ki sach 😆
Tujhe ek chapet pada main sare raaste chapet khate aaya hu
Preeto main darwaje ki ghanti thode na hu jo tu daba degi 🤣
Maa kyun load le rhi hai bechari achhi bachchi hai 😆
Dekh usi pyo ka khoon mere ragon me bhi beh raha hai... Do pehelwano ko samjhane se behtar tu samajh le preeto aur bhul ja ye sab...
O rehne de preeto baal pure chip chip ho jaane
Manna to tujhe padega hi chahe apni marzi se chahe mazboori se
Suno tailor bajirao ka kavach nai banana hai sherwani banani hai pyjama thoda loose rakhiyo arrey mere dost mujhe ghodi se utatenge bhangra wangra karane ke liye
Oh! Abhi yahan aag lagana band kar aur jake chuleme aag laga...
Are menu ethe murti banake kyun stapit kar rakha hai, Jo bhi rashme rushme nibhani hai jara cheti nibhao aur menu jane do yaar...
Mainu pta nhi tha ki shadi krne se ghar me izzat itni badh jayegi 🤣Nhi to maine kab ki ker li hoti
Mene faisla le liya hai. Me kasam khata hun, me iss bandi se to kya duniya ki kisi bandi se vivah nahi karunga.. Sirf tere liye maa..
Oye aaram naal Harak Singh... Pait me sharab ki jheel banani hai kya?
suno... Zor zor se dhak dhak Karke tumhara naam le Raha h.. mera dil
Phere to honge hi... aur abhi ...
Acha kya hai..? Zayadad ki paper hain.. Are hame bhi dikhado. Hamne konsi tumhari zayadad leleni hai..
Oye chup kar oye cricket team ki coach! Rashme hai nibhani to padegi hi.
Oye Preeto! Tu kyun traffic police bani hui hai.. Ab ghar ke andar jane me aur kitna signal baki hai!!
Tujhe ek chapet pada main sare raaste chapet khate aaya hu
Preeto main darwaje ki ghanti thode na hu jo tu daba degi 🤣
Maa kyun load le rhi hai bechari achhi bachchi hai 😆
Dekh usi pyo ka khoon mere ragon me bhi beh raha hai... Do pehelwano ko samjhane se behtar tu samajh le preeto aur bhul ja ye sab...
O rehne de preeto baal pure chip chip ho jaane
Manna to tujhe padega hi chahe apni marzi se chahe mazboori se
To baap ko bhi to naap dena hai meri shaadi me langot pehen ke aoge sherwani to tujhe bhi silwani hai ap naap do main ata hu
Ha siyappe karne ke liye paida hua hu iss duniya main
Soumya ko kidnap karna meri galti thi par uske maang me sindoor bharna galti nai hai
Kisi
ka haath thamkar saari zindagi uske saath chalna kisiko apni
zindagi maankar zindagi uske saath bitani usse hi sindoor kehte hai
Suno tailor bajirao ka kavach nai banana hai sherwani banani hai pyjama thoda loose rakhiyo arrey mere dost mujhe ghodi se utatenge bhangra wangra karane ke liye
Bauji card chapwa rahe hai usme padh liyo detail
O ruk ja bina break ki bullet kitho chal di kuch bi bole ja rahi hai
Main usse koi pyaar vyaar nai karta teri information galat hai
Oh! Abhi yahan aag lagana band kar aur jake chuleme aag laga...
Are menu ethe murti banake kyun stapit kar rakha hai, Jo bhi rashme rushme nibhani hai jara cheti nibhao aur menu jane do yaar...
Dekhiye Pandit ji Mainu Dhoodh aur Ahsirvaad me milavat pasand nhi hai 😆 To ashirvaad pure dil se dena 😆
Mainu pta nhi tha ki shadi krne se ghar me izzat itni badh jayegi 🤣Nhi to maine kab ki ker li hoti
Abey chup be hello bhai phone kiya h to bologe kaun bol rahe ho
Hello ha bolo kaise phone kiya kuch kaam tha 🤣
Rang tumne dekha to hai gora chitta hai
Abey jhalli dekh ke nai chal sakti kya 🤣
Arrey to tum kaun ho phone to mujhe isi no se aya tha na
Arey Tum Mirchi Powder 🤣
Dekhiye Pandit ji Mainu Dhoodh aur Ahsirvaad me milavat pasand nhi hai 😆 To ashirvaad pure dil se dena 😆
Mainu pta nhi tha ki shadi krne se ghar me izzat itni badh jayegi 🤣Nhi to maine kab ki ker li hoti 😆
Mene faisla le liya hai. Me kasam khata hun, me iss bandi se to kya duniya ki kisi bandi se vivah nahi karunga.. Sirf tere liye maa..
suno... Zor zor se dhak dhak Karke tumhara naam le Raha h.. mera dil
Phere to honge hi... aur abhi ...
meri maata rani se special friendship hai ji. Agar mene yahan se
bhi request kiya to unhe manni padegi..🤣
Saas toh jaa nahin rahi, lassi kese jaegi par Saumya ke thik hote hi rajj ke khaunga.
Tension to ab ni honi kyun ki iske tension ko ab me attention dunga.
Saas toh jaa nahin rahi, lassi kese jaegi par Saumya ke thik hote hi rajj ke khaunga.
Tension to ab ni honi kyun ki iske tension ko ab me attention dunga.
Gulabo ab to smile kardo, dekho
tumhe dekh ke sabke sakle kaise ujade hue khet jaisi ho gayi hai.
Smile...
Teri na inhi harkaton ke waje se tujhe koi ghar nahi leke jata.. Jahan jati hai raita hi failati hai..
Suno me tumhe dulhan banake le
ja raha hun kidnap karke nahi.
Acha kya hai..? Zayadad ki paper hain.. Are hame bhi dikhado. Hamne konsi tumhari zayadad leleni hai..
Oye chup kar oye cricket team ki coach! Rashme hai nibhani to padegi hi.
Oye Preeto! Tu kyun traffic police bani hui hai.. Ab ghar ke andar jane me aur kitna signal baki hai!!
"Gulabo main to yahi hu phir bhi tumhari mathe ki salvate kum nhi ho rhi hain" 😳 😆
"O Preeto anguthi dhundhni hai desh ke dushman nhi isme laaz ki baat kahan se aa gyi" 🤣
"Badi hai to badappan dikha.. Aur badi kahe ki 2 saal hi to badi hai kaun si 20 saal badi hai"🤣 aur kaunsi badi behen apne bhai ke ghar me aag lagati hai 😆
"Votti ke sath Roti" 😆
"Mainu na rashmo ki list de do usi ke sath chalunga, Rashme hi nhi khatam hoti" 😆
"Chachi Ji... Aurat ki sharam aur mard ke karam se hi unki pehchan hoti hai" 😆
"Suno Gulabo, Jalebi kha lo... Kha lo nhi to inhone mera sar kha jana hai" 🤣
"Mero Votti jitni shy hai.. uska pati utna hi hifi hai"
Oh preeto ye praat to bilkul harak singh jaise hai.. Bhari bharkam aur purana..
Lekin ab iss kamre me ek sundar ladki rehne a gayi hai
Gulabo pehle main action hero hua karta tha mujhe romantic hero banae ka credit tumhe jata h🤣🤣
Baat to sai ki tune banda main ekdum gentleman hu aur jab 2 ladkiyon kamre me ho to knock karna to banta hai 😆😆
Gulabo pehle main action hero hua karta tha mujhe romantic hero banae ka credit tumhe jata h🤣🤣
Ha
wo soumya bi keh rahi thi uski tabiyat thik nai h to hum araam karte
hai jaake aur baki sabka kya sabne kya glucose ki bottle laga rakhi hai 🤣 chalo sab jake araam karo hume bi sona hai 🤣
Tune mujhe tapasya karke dharti pe utara tha main prakat hua tha tere liye jo tu bolegi tujhe de dunga o chal pare hatt 😆
Tumlog
na ek kaam karo 2 banduke kharidon aur jungle me chale jao aur jakar
waha kisi dakku ki gang join karlo ajeeb gundagardi h chalo hatto
To kya karu apne jaydad tere naam kardu 😆
Gulabo
na hi mujhme katen lage hai, na hi me panja hun! Wese sakal bhi thik
thak hai, to phir dar kis baatka.. Aaj se is king size bed par iss queen
ka pura haq hai.
Wese chehra bahut dekhe hai, par tumhara chehra duniya ka sabse khubsurat chehra hai; dil, zigar, nazar sabke sab tumpe aake atak gaye hain!
Oh preeto! Ab ki hoya! ki problem ki hai. Are meri shadi ho gayi hai, tu bhi na yaar preeto! Harak Singh apne home minister ko samjha!
Oh preeto! Sabse pehle na tu ye TV pe drama dekhne band kar! Drame dekh dekh ke tere dimag me drame chalne lagi aur tu ghar me drame karne lagi!
Jeene ke liye dil ka dhadakna jaruri hota hai, par mere jine ke liye tumhara mere zindagi me hona zaruri hai. Agar tum nahi hogi na to ye dil dhadkega aur na hi me zinda rahunga!
Han! aur mere mamlon me bina naak ghusaye tujhe sabar kahan, han kyun ki jab tu bolti hai zeher hi ugalti hai.. Apna muh band rakh..
Le ho gayi tasali, jabardasti me raat kharap kardiye ye bure saaye ke chakkar me!
Are saram nahi ati, jawan bete pe hath uthate hue! Harak Singh apni vooti ko samjalo, meri bhi vooti agayi hai. Bhai meri bhi kuch ijjat hai..
Preeto vooti hai wo meri.. See off to kar hi sakta hun. Ya uspe bhi rok hai..
Please welcome! zeher gholne wali.. chal ugal zeher!
Han to bolti hai na! aur kam kya hai tere pass! aur sun 2 saal badi hai, sarkar ne tujhe koi senior citizen ka card nahi de rakha hai.. Samjhi, chal pare hat..
Han nachunga bhi aur uska gun gaunga bhi! Tujhe koi problem. Tune to bada nacha liya apne pati ko apne issaron pe.. Tabhi to roj ata hai tujhe lene... Vooti ki baat karti hai baadi..
Scene nahi, picture banani hai meinu! Wo bhi romantic, Yash chopra Shahrukh Khan type!
Wese chehra bahut dekhe hai, par tumhara chehra duniya ka sabse khubsurat chehra hai; dil, zigar, nazar sabke sab tumpe aake atak gaye hain!
Oh preeto! Ab ki hoya! ki problem ki hai. Are meri shadi ho gayi hai, tu bhi na yaar preeto! Harak Singh apne home minister ko samjha!
Oh preeto! Sabse pehle na tu ye TV pe drama dekhne band kar! Drame dekh dekh ke tere dimag me drame chalne lagi aur tu ghar me drame karne lagi!
Jeene ke liye dil ka dhadakna jaruri hota hai, par mere jine ke liye tumhara mere zindagi me hona zaruri hai. Agar tum nahi hogi na to ye dil dhadkega aur na hi me zinda rahunga!
Han! aur mere mamlon me bina naak ghusaye tujhe sabar kahan, han kyun ki jab tu bolti hai zeher hi ugalti hai.. Apna muh band rakh..
Le ho gayi tasali, jabardasti me raat kharap kardiye ye bure saaye ke chakkar me!
Are saram nahi ati, jawan bete pe hath uthate hue! Harak Singh apni vooti ko samjalo, meri bhi vooti agayi hai. Bhai meri bhi kuch ijjat hai..
Preeto vooti hai wo meri.. See off to kar hi sakta hun. Ya uspe bhi rok hai..
Please welcome! zeher gholne wali.. chal ugal zeher!
Han to bolti hai na! aur kam kya hai tere pass! aur sun 2 saal badi hai, sarkar ne tujhe koi senior citizen ka card nahi de rakha hai.. Samjhi, chal pare hat..
Han nachunga bhi aur uska gun gaunga bhi! Tujhe koi problem. Tune to bada nacha liya apne pati ko apne issaron pe.. Tabhi to roj ata hai tujhe lene... Vooti ki baat karti hai baadi..
Scene nahi, picture banani hai meinu! Wo bhi romantic, Yash chopra Shahrukh Khan type!
Apko double welcome ji hum apke jaane ka intezaar kar rahe the
Ishq
ka naam suna tha ishq ke kisse sune the par kabhi ye nai socha tha ki
jab ishq hoga to itna khoobsurat hoga kabhi koi dil ke itne kareeb nai
aya ki dil dhadhakne ki wajah ban jaye Gulabo tumse kuch kehna chahta hu
I Love You aur aj humare beech sari duriya mita deni hai maine 😆
Aj
se pehle aise wali feeling kabhi nai ayi na dil ki dhadkhane tej tej
chali na saansein sab kuch ek sapne jaisa lagta h tum meri ho gayi ho
Loji Filmon main shakti kappor ne shaadi rukwayi aur yaha ye kapur meri suhagraat ruka raha h
nasha limit main aur pyaar out of limit karni chahiye
Loji Filmon main shakti kappor ne shaadi rukwayi aur yaha ye kapur meri suhagraat ruka raha h
Dekho gulabo meri baat dyaan se suno dekho kya hota hai jab 2 log
ek rishtein me judte hai tumhara humara shaadi wala rishta to unke beech
mein koi nai ata koi bi nai na maa na bhai na behen na kapood na dibbi
nasha limit main aur pyaar out of limit karni chahiye
!!!AUGUST!!!
"Ab kya hua tum sentimental ho ker ro rahi ho, ya mujh per mental ho ker ro rhi ho"😆
"Kisi ne sahi kaha hai, Bangal ka jaadu tona aur biwi ka rona usse koi nhi bach sakta"🤣
"Theek bas aaj ki raat.Phir Kapoor to kya Ranbir kapoor bhi humare beech aaya to main nhi rukunga"😆
"Tumne pi rakhi hai kya? Tumhe pta bhi hai tum kya keh rhi ho😆Agar kisi ne mujhe bahar sote dekh liya to agli subah tum per sawalon ki tope chalni hai" 🤣
"Tumhe punishment mili hai kya... Chup chap jaker bed pe so jao"😆
"Preeto mana internet ka zamana hai per bachche internet se download nhi hote"😆
"Oye aie le ki Maa"🤣
"Oye bas karo yaar saare, Ab Meri suhaagraat ko breaking news mut bna do tum sab"😆
"Tum Humesha sab kuchh itni slow motion me kyun krti ho"😆
"Mr. Kapoor ab dekhta hu tumhe kaun bachata hai"🤣
aj raat me tumhare karib aunga na tum mujhe rokogi na me apne aapko..
Yesi hisab se tu decide karle ki lafantar kaun hai? Tera beta ya tera pati!
Biwi ki yaad aur uski khane ka swad aapko apki biwi se dur nahi jane deta!
Aaj pehli baar me Harak Singh ki kisi baat se agree karunga, meri voti ke haath me bakehi jadu hai.
Suna bauji ne kya kaha, tumhe mujhe khus rakhna hai...
Ye varun galat baat! Ab wo bolegi to tu bolega ki bolti hai, isliye usse tu kuch bolhi maat!
Oh itni siddat aur mehnat se kaam na kar, malum pada Harak Singh ne tujhe yahi bandh ke rakh liya.
Suhagraat ki saari choreography kharap ho gayi hai.. Chain ki kimat ke barabar pyar karlunga gulabo ko...
Ek
baat kahun agar tum sunti ho, tum mujhe bahut achi lagti ho, kuch
gumsum si kuch chup chap si pagal si lagti ho, wese to hai mere chahne
wale bahut, par sirf tum ho jo apni si lagti ho..
Ab sirf mere dil ki dhadkane hongi aur tumhari sanson ki awaj, bas!!
Kamal hai ji! mene to suna tha ki khoya hua purse aur muh se nikla hua karz, kabhi wapas nahi ata.. Punjab police ki jay ho ji!!
Me jara si dur ja raha hun aur tum mujhse permanently dur hone ki planning kar rahi ho!
Wese aaj se pehle itna imandar police ko sirf filmon me dekha tha...
Gulabo!
pyar kya hota hai, tumse mil kar jana. Par me ullu da patta tha, pyar
kaise hota hai ye samaj hi nahi paya. Nahi samaj paya ki jor jabardasti
se dil nahi jite jate, chikhne chillane se kisi ko apna nahi banaya ja
sakta! I am sorry gulabo! Vaada karta hun ki kabhi tumpe nahi chilaunga,
kabhi tumse koi jor jabardasti nahi karunga! Please thik ho jao aur
ghar ajao. Jo saja dogi wo meinu manjur hai!
Mamiji
ek baat sach sach batayiye? Ap ye anshun meri voti ke liye baha rahi
hai ya phir isliye bahab rahi hai ki apne bahut der se chai nahi pi..🤣
I
am sorry gulabo! Janta hun bahut bura hun me tumpe chikha chillaya par
ek baat kahun jab tum so rahi thi na tab meine bahut bar tumse sorry bhi
bola. Me tumse vaada karta hun ke aj ke baad kabhi bhi tumpe chikhunga
chilaunga nahi. Pakka wala promise.. Par tumhe bhi mujhse vaada karna
hoga ki tum ye haat waat katna dubara kabhi nahi karogi..Jaan nikal di
tumne meri.. Tumne mujhe maaf kiya!!
Oye inke sapno ki list bahut badi hai aur umar ke saath badhti ja rahi hai, tum kaunse wale sapno ki baat kar rahe ho!
Are wah Harak Singh mera naam roshan kar diya! Ab me fakr ke sath keh sakta hun ki Harak Singh mera baap hai!!
Han
jasan! Are jab khus khabri aj mili hai to jasan bhi aj hi hona chahiye
na! Ab sabke sab gayab ho jao. Wo na kam me kuch kamra hai.. Nahi kamre
me kuch kam hai.. Isliye!
Pyar! Kapur wala pyar, kalai katne wala pyar, har tarah wala pyar! Sirf aur sirf tumhara pyar chahiye!
Loji, Harak Singh ne galat time par baji mardi. Gulabo me yun gaya aur yun aya. Tum yahin rehna!
Yaar Harak Singh ab tak mene yesa ansan Delhi me hote dekha hai, ye brand hamare factory me kabse suru ho gaye!
Oh preeto! ab yese mein me apni voti dekhun ki teri roti dekhun!
Oh
Sindhu! Harak Singh ki taraf dekh, inki umar dekh ke lagta hai game
khelenge! Aur agar ye game khelenge to hum log kya tirth yatra pe
jayenge!
Hun!
Me na char janbaron ke naam lunga! Usme se ek janbar ki personality
apki personality se match karti hai. Wo janbar ki awaj nikal ke dikhado,
to humne man jana hai, ki aapme bake hi wo baat hai.. Kutta, bakra,
bandar ya phir sher..
Haye! Gulabo ki ankhon me mere liye becheni dekh kar dil ko chen padgaya.. Is chen ki kasam ab to aur bechen karunga me isse!
Teri zuban aur dimag to lombdi ki tarah hai.. Lombdi ki tarah chal ke dikha de!
Uske
paas jata! Usse kehta tujhse pyar karta hun.. Uska haat pakadta aur
kehta shadi karle mujhse.. Are preeto! Me bhi uske sang bhag jata! Aur
phir shadi karleta! Harak Singh tumko meri heropanti pe shaq hai..
Gulabo! ek to ishq ho dusra tumse ho aur tisra bepanah ho!
Jab
bhi tumhe dekhta hun dil me badmasi saitaniyan chalne lagti hai, saitan
ho jata hai ye dil aur me chahta hun ke mere har badmasi aur har
saitani sirf aur sirf tumse judi ho! Bhale hi pyar ka pehla labs adhura
hai, par mujhe tumse har rishta pura chahiye! Kahin tumhara ye
khubsurati iss jahan me kho na jaye! Karlo rabse dua ki harman saat
janmon ke liye tumhara ho jaye! Bolo gulabo, banogi meri hamesha hamesha
ke liye?
Gulabo!
Yahan nahi bacha sakta me! Aur agar bacha bhi sakta hun! to bachane
nahi bala kyun ki itni khubsurat ladki ko ek khubsurat si saja to banti
hai! Jyada kuch nahi, ek asan wali saja dunga me gulabo ko! Gulabo ek
bar pyar se I love you boldo.. bas! Gulabo, padoshi se nahi, apne pati
se I love you bolna hai..Ab bol bhi do...
14th aug to 25th aug
26th aug:
ab kya nariyal fodu tab baat bataogi
tum meri vajah se is ghar me ho varna apne jaise logo ko sath kahi chaurahe pe talliyaan baja rahi hoti..
27 & 28 weekends
29 august:
*kya hua ? Alarm ki tarah mere sir pe kyu baj rahi ho?
*O Preeto aisi konsi tsunami aa gayi jo cheeke maar rahi hai?
29 august:
*kya hua ? Alarm ki tarah mere sir pe kyu baj rahi ho?
*O Preeto aisi konsi tsunami aa gayi jo cheeke maar rahi hai?
30 august:
-preeto adrak wali chae peeni thi to seher tak meri parade kyu karva di.
-Preeto tera sir dard theek ho gaya,ab ghar me shanti rahegi isse jyada khushi ki baat aur kya ho sakti hai
-O preeto tu na meri jindagi mein aur mere bedroom me taak jhaak karna band karde tere sir ka dard apne ap theek ho jaana hai.Nahi to kuch time baad ye dawaiyaan bhi asar nahi karegi.
-ankhein chutti pe hai tumhari? Dekh ke nahi chal sakti...
-Preeto bahut smart hai , woh hawa ko sunghke dil ki baat samajh jaati hai.Har koshish har paitra apnayegi sach pata lagane ka.
-Yaar main kaha phas gaya shadi byah ke chakkaro me.Isse to bahar ki lafandarbaazi hi achi thi...
-preeto adrak wali chae peeni thi to seher tak meri parade kyu karva di.
-Preeto tera sir dard theek ho gaya,ab ghar me shanti rahegi isse jyada khushi ki baat aur kya ho sakti hai
-O preeto tu na meri jindagi mein aur mere bedroom me taak jhaak karna band karde tere sir ka dard apne ap theek ho jaana hai.Nahi to kuch time baad ye dawaiyaan bhi asar nahi karegi.
-ankhein chutti pe hai tumhari? Dekh ke nahi chal sakti...
-Preeto bahut smart hai , woh hawa ko sunghke dil ki baat samajh jaati hai.Har koshish har paitra apnayegi sach pata lagane ka.
-Yaar main kaha phas gaya shadi byah ke chakkaro me.Isse to bahar ki lafandarbaazi hi achi thi...
31 august:
-Dekho fitrat se jarur awara raha hoon par neeyat se kabhi bhi kisi ka bura nahi chaha .Jaha hoon jiske sath bhi hoon sirf khushiyaan hi di hai mene.
-Humara rishta ek dhokha hai,main bhi to manage kar raha hoon thoda tum bhi karlo..
-Main jaanta hoon ki ek ladka aur ladki kabhi dost nahi ho sakte par tum alag ho islie humara rishta bhi alag hona chahie.
-Promise aise yun mundi hilake nahi karte
-mere jese hero bande hi maa detective jasuso jese kaam kyu kar rahi hai
-Dekho fitrat se jarur awara raha hoon par neeyat se kabhi bhi kisi ka bura nahi chaha .Jaha hoon jiske sath bhi hoon sirf khushiyaan hi di hai mene.
-Humara rishta ek dhokha hai,main bhi to manage kar raha hoon thoda tum bhi karlo..
-Main jaanta hoon ki ek ladka aur ladki kabhi dost nahi ho sakte par tum alag ho islie humara rishta bhi alag hona chahie.
-Promise aise yun mundi hilake nahi karte
-mere jese hero bande hi maa detective jasuso jese kaam kyu kar rahi hai
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